Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am queer, not a flaming little fruit. Sorry to be so rude, but
that is how it is. Slightly feminine, mainly in the tone of my
voice, but I do not prance around. My sexuality is listed as
homosexual by default and if you would like to know what I mean by
that, please feel free to email me.
I am very opinionated. I suck at spelling, I snort when I laugh,
and I have a speech impediment that recently got worse. I write. I
bake. I don't care what people think about me. I am a
I do not really do "buck buddies." I am a bit odd, I know. I will
stand up for what I believe, for what I believe in, and for my
friends until the very second that I die. I am nowhere near fake in
any way, I'm just... myself. I curse a lot and am working on
I am blunt as all Hell. I have been told I am brutally honest. I
don't mean to be mean, or rude, but it may seem like that at times.
I am still noted by friends to be a sweetheart, very gentleman
like, and respectful. Just honest.
I like entertaining myself. I don't try to be funny. I just say
things that will entertain me and if you do (or do not) find it
funny, that is fine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
One truly does not know the future.
Hell if I know right now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Heh . . Heh . . . Do you REALLY want to know ?
Honestly, you can always count on me to forget things. Or to say
something really awkward, misplaced, and completely out of the
I typically know when to shut my mouth, even though I sometimes
ignore the many red flags being thrown up.
I am great at acting like a kid. When it is permitted.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mouth (it's big and people comment on it often).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read enough books. I really should read more. Yes. Yes, I
Comics I read: Questionable Content, Oglaf, Naturo (don't judge),
Bear Nuts Comic, Dead Winter, and The Walking Dead.
I like a lot of different movies. But again, I should make some
time (or effort) to watch some more. One must keep up with pop
I currently watch Supernatural, Once Upon a Time, Grimm, Sherlock,
The Walking Dead, and I think that is all. I miss Golden Girls,
Charmed, and Buffy the Vampireslayer.
Music: I love all kinds. I am really big on voices, music that
inspires, is touching, and then to just fun music and the like. I
love the sound and beat to rockabilly, psychobilly, punk, Oi!, etc,
etc, etc. I like something from almost everything. I don't have a
"favorite" artist or band, either. My taste goes from Christina
Aguilera to Bad Religion, then to Aaliyah and Reba McEntire. From
Josh Groban to Inkubus Sukkubus.
I love food. I am obviously obsessed with pastries and desserts, as
I have chosen to go to school for such things. I eat really
I hate apples. If I smell them I get a headache... If I eat them I
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... I do not know what to put right here, therefore I am just going
to continue typing this sentence out until I cannot possibly
prolong it any longer than humanly possible (which really could go
on for a long while when it comes right on down to it); especially
when you 'know' how to prolong a single sentence using as many
words as possible and using, what you believe to be, the correct
punctuation (which I tend to fail at miserably, by the way) that
you learned in sentence building 101.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On this lame ass computer. I need someone to entertain me, please.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Uhm, I don't know. I am an open book. Just ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like it ? I'm not exactly on here for dating.
As for dating ?
I have no set "preference" but I would have to say that guys of
these genres stand out a bit to me: geeky/nerdy, psychobilly,
rockabilly, punk, skinhead... Hmmm Non-femme guys that are
I LOVE mutton chops. I love green eyes. Guys that are not twigs is
a very good thing. I love, love, love red hair. I don't know why,
but I have always been attracted to red hair. For some odd reason I
am attracted to bisexual guys a bit more (you never know what may
happen in the future ;))...
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