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30 San Francisco, CA Man


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  • Ages 21–32
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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from masters program
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Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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We've met before, haven't we?

(I mean, it's possible. I was probably at some party, looming around, holding a bottle in one hand and a cigarette in another, arguing movies and getting progressively more involved in drunken tangents.)
What I’m doing with my life
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Suit wearing lunatic by day, Members Only jacket aficionado by night.

I'm not in tech or design. Contain your shock. I don't like hiking, camping, the beach or getting wasted in the desert and pretending it's s transcendent experience, either. Anomalous!

Me? I've never significantly changed my hair or gotten a tattoo or a piercing, but I've been stabbed a couple times, was almost the sheriff of a place called East Jesus, and I made John Cleese laugh by accidentally being a huge jerk, so I think it all balances out.

I think the Talking Heads' "This Must Be The Place" is better live. I used to smoke weed way more but then I realized I was listening to way too much classic rock. I'd take a rainy day over a sunny day any time. I spend all my free time in bookstores and dive bars. I never work out, which people think is odd for some reason. I used to have a cat, now my roommate has a giant fluffy white dog I give literary themed nicknames. I keep meaning to rewatch Fringe. I think the Castro Theatre is infinitely more important than City Hall. I owe fifty-three ties. I eat a lot of sushi. I lived in LA for awhile and hated it. I worry about people who think Ayn Rand or Chuck Palahniuk are good writers. I believe in the healing power of gin and the perfect timing of bellicose wit. I write a lot. I watch a lot. I read a lot. I've never been accused of instigating any kind of civil war and anyone who says I have is a god damn liar.
I’m really good at
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Good with my hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hal Hartley, Martin Scorcese, Wim Wenders, Werner Herzog, John Waters, David Fincher, David Lynch, Woody Allen, Federico Fellini, Andrei Tarkovsky, Orson Welles, Jim Jarmusch, Pedro Almodóvar, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tom, can you move your car? It's blocking mine in the driveway.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I guess I can use this place for the bad; I don't have a terribly good relationship with my family (there's a reason I live on the other side of the country from them), I don't smile much (nothing against anyone, I'm just not a smiley sort of fella), and my sense of humor runs towards the far perimeter of blue. Other than that I smell good, can hold my liquor, have all my hair (tis a bit jewy, but some dames like that), and can quote Bad Santa as well as The Philadelphia Story.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk? Watching "Lost Highway"? Reading Zizek's book about "Lost Highway"? Drunkenly doing a Zizek impression no one gets? Quoting the Mystery Man in "Lost Highway"?
You should message me if
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you look good in glasses and when you discover how strange a human being I am you will find it compelling rather than offensive

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