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29 M San Francisco, CA

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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
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Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
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My self-summary
Putting the long in long tall and ugly.
What I’m doing with my life
Technically, I'm a high end corporate lackey in that big bad business world, that invulnerable system of exhausted cogs, yet another grinding wheel trying to find brief purchase in this struggle against infinite and indifferent titanic forces which shape the lives of all.

In my industry, I've discovered that the true powers -- the movers and shakers who define the harsh edges and smooth flows of our civilization -- are distant, ignorant, and make all our choices for us based on random chance and whim. The kinds of influence they have is awesome and extraordinary, and they just don't care.

In this knowledge I have found a kind of solace, though; we're all equally fucked.
I’m really good at
Good with my hands.

Oh hush.
The first things people usually notice about me
I dunno -- I'm a tall scruffy jew from new york who wears blazers all the time, the fuck would you notice?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to sit and smoke on my back porch (cigarettes, joints, it doesn't matter) and ruminate on the great philosophical matters of life. Recently these include --

-- The Sopranos is the greatest television show of all time, but only when the paradigm doesn't involve Rick And Morty, which is also the greatest television show of all time
-- Chuck Palahniuk kinda really sucks a lot, like how is he still writing the same damn book every time
-- Why do people do those "double" selfies on instagram, really what aesthetic value does that bring
-- What makes for a good auteur flick anymore
-- Why do my friends keep telling me about their workouts what in the world makes them think that could possibly interest me
-- Is El-P's video for "The Full Retard" the greatest thing I've ever seen
-- Could John Baldessari take both Gilbert and George in a fight
-- Is my tie on straight
-- What Prince songs would represent individual philosophers? (Zizek would be "Sign Of The Times", Heidegger would be "U Got The Look", what would Lacan be, maybe "When Doves Cry")
-- Living in ungentrified SOMA is fucking weird huh oh gentrification is such a complex issue gosh dang biscuits dammit
-- Is my Jack Daniels zippo lighter cool or am I a fucking dork
The six things I could never do without
On a typical Friday night I am
screaming "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DESIGN, MOTHAFUCKA!" at somebody. here in San Francisco, that's damn near an incitement to riot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm the least outdoorsy person ever. I don't even like going to parks. I love cities, you know?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you look good in glasses and you can talk movies all day and night