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  • Ages 22–32
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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It turns out "My feelings are dead, I have no remorse. It's a terrible thing." is a bad pick-up line, because not everyone's seen King Of New York.

As one of those native New Yorkers who can talk for sixteen hours about movies and television and art without missing a beat but just stare blankly at the suggestion of a "hike" somewhere, I spend all night wondering if there's the right girl out there for me who can appreciate my dichotomy of highbrow interests and extremely crass behavior. All night. Then I sob into my pillow, clutch my stuffed bear Montenegro, and drink bourbon straight from the bottle, and repress the tears away.

Frankly, I think Montenegro's gotten tired of it...he's been awful curt during our morning tea, lately. Bothersome old bear. I bet he's penning some nasty letter to the periodicals.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writer, occasional executive, pedantic piece of shit.

I know, I'm not in tech. How do I survive? How do I talk to strangers anymore? How do I make rent? You'll have to watch my TED Talk, "LIVING AS AN ARTIST AND NOT AS A DESIGNER".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Good with my hands.

Or, using my (fortunately ample) creative gifts as an excuse for my deeply flawed personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hal Hartley, Martin Scorcese, Wim Wenders, Werner Herzog, John Waters, David Fincher, David Lynch, Kathryn Bigelow, Woody Allen, Federico Fellini, Andrei Tarkovsky, Nicholas Winding Refn, Orson Welles, Jim Jarmusch, Pedro Almodóvar, etc.

Don DeLillo, Jeff Vandermeer, Hunter S. Thompson, Kenneth Patchen, Thomas Pynchon, Warren Ellis, Richard Stark, Philip K. Dick, Joan Didion, Grant Morrison, Lev Grossman, Jim Thompson, Elmore Leonard, Lois McMaster Bujold, Joe Hill, Craig Clevenger, George Orwell, Iain M. Banks, Cormac McCarthy, Rudolph Wurlitzer, China Mieville, Jonathan Lethem, Lauren Beukes, Frank Herbert, Charlie Huston, Ann Lecke, Ursula LeGuin, Thomas Harris, Bret Easton Ellis, Zbigniew Herbert, William S. Burroughs, Ted Berrigan, Soseki Natsume.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
karaoking Billy Joel's "Just The Way You Are" and openly weeping before vomiting profusely on stage and passing out and then waking up in Marrakesh under an assumed name.
You should message me if
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you look good in glasses,

or if you want to go see a movie