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30 San Francisco, CA Man


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  • Ages 21–32
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Once when asked what my sign was I replied "no parking". I was immediately informed I had an "aggressively negative aura". I responded by singing the chorus to The ABC's "Poison Arrow".

It was a helluva night.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Suit wearing lunatic by day, Members Only jacket aficionado by night.

I'm not in tech or design. Contain your shock. I'm also the least outdoorsy person in this city, it seems.

I'm a writer.

And in the great tradition of scruffy, malcontent Jewish writers from New York, I'm kind of a nut, but an endearing one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Good with my hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hal Hartley, Martin Scorcese, Wim Wenders, Werner Herzog, John Waters, David Fincher, David Lynch, Woody Allen, Federico Fellini, Andrei Tarkovsky, Orson Welles, Jim Jarmusch, Pedro Almodóvar, etc.

Don DeLillo, Jeff Vandermeer, Hunter S. Thompson, Kenneth Patchen, Thomas Pynchon, Philip K. Dick, Joan Didion, Grant Morrison, Jim Thompson, Elmore Leonard, Lois McMaster Bujold, Joe Hill, Craig Clevenger, George Orwell, Iain M. Banks, Cormac McCarthy, Rudolph Wurlitzer, China Mieville, Jonathan Lethem, Lauren Beukes, Frank Herbert, Charlie Huston, Ann Lecke, Ursula LeGuin, Thomas Harris, Bret Easton Ellis, Zbigniew Herbert, William S. Burroughs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tom, can you move your car? It's blocking mine in the driveway.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movies. Books. Art. Wit. Ties. Sometimes I think "christ, I used to be a huge nerd, and now suddenly I'm cooler than 80% of this city by default. how the shitjesus did this happen?" and then I have some whiskey and a cigarette and impress people with a Mickey Rourke impression. Not really. Mostly.

I traveled the world when I was younger and just wasn't terribly impressed. In the end, it's still just dive bars, people making their way from seat to stool to couch, cigarettes in other languages, trying to figure out if the jukebox has classic rock or not. They really love The Doors in Morocco. Anyway -- sometimes I wonder if when I was scoping the scenic vistas that now populate millions of instagrams and nick cave knows how many vacation slides, if I wasn't missing some grander point on the human condition.

Academic, I guess.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk? Watching "Lost Highway"? Reading Zizek's book about "Lost Highway"? Drunkenly doing a Zizek impression no one gets? Quoting the Mystery Man in "Lost Highway"?
You should message me if
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you look good in glasses and when you discover how strange a human being I am you will find it compelling rather than offensive

if you want to tell me I look like a real life version of the male character in Sex Criminals, I am well aware, but, I'm pleased you're reading Sex Criminals

If you like a gent who puts the long in long tall and ugly and is starting to lose the cold war for space in his room with an increasingly hostile book collection