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  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Yesterday – 8:49pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Likes dogs and likes cats
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What I'm doing isn't important at all. But let me tell you about someone who's important to me. There’s a shitty waitress in a shitty greasy spoon I like named Angel who’s one of those late-twenties-going-on-fifty types who curses out the patrons, doesn’t do her job, and takes a smoke break approximately every ten minutes, and I think she’s wonderful. She’s accused me of being a degenerate pervert, the source of all pestilence, and being a general freak, and I laugh every time.

My friends don’t understand what it is I like about her, and I wish I could explain to them, people like this are sunsets to me. They’re the color at the end of a long day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wit, looking way grouchier than I actually am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hal Hartley, Martin Scorcese, Wim Wenders, Werner Herzog, John Waters, David Fincher, David Lynch, Woody Allen, Federico Fellini, Andrei Tarkovsky, Nicholas Winding Refn, Orson Welles, Jim Jarmusch, Pedro Almodóvar, etc.

Don DeLillo, Jeff Vandermeer, Hunter S. Thompson, Kenneth Patchen, Thomas Pynchon, Warren Ellis, Richard Stark, Philip K. Dick, Joan Didion, Grant Morrison, Lev Grossman, Jim Thompson, Elmore Leonard, Lois McMaster Bujold, Joe Hill, Craig Clevenger, George Orwell, Iain M. Banks, Cormac McCarthy, Rudolph Wurlitzer, China Mieville, Jonathan Lethem, Lauren Beukes, Frank Herbert, Charlie Huston, Ann Lecke, Ursula LeGuin, Thomas Harris, Bret Easton Ellis, Zbigniew Herbert, William S. Burroughs, Ted Berrigan, Soseki Natsume.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Eschew the monumental. Shun the epic. All the guys who can paint great big pictures can paint great small ones."
- Ernest Hemingway
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh, I'm always thinking about art, or fucking, or how I'm going to fill the endless procession of moments between when I wake up and when I finally collapse into a stupor at the end of the day.

Mostly, I'm trying to find bars that don't have televisions so there's no sportsbros (and bad internet so there's no techbros), endlessly revisiting bookstores, and enjoying the perks of living in a city. I have no idea why everyone in this city is obsessed with hiking (it's a city of hills, folks) and outdoorsiness, but then, I grew up an urban hoodlum who eventually evolved into the glamorously overdressed and caustic executive I am today.

What, you want I should lie? Okay, I spend all day wondering why y'all Californian motherfuckers walk so slow and don't decide what you want while you're in line. Don't fucking spend the whole line jerking off, just look at the menu, figure it out, bam. There we go.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
karaoking Billy Joel's "Just The Way You Are" and openly weeping before vomiting profusely on stage and passing out and then waking up in Marrakesh under an assumed name.

now I'm Aurelius Yusif Al-Madhi, expatriated true crime writer, living dangerously out of a weekly hotel in the Mellah District, making a living writing for western hotels as I investigate the death of a stranger in my building who left a cryptic note and a broken guitar in their room (as well as sheet music which provokes hallucinations) with only a mute contortionist, a disapproving Royal Police officer on my case, and a disavowed French Foreign Legionnaire handing passing off inscrutable clues to help. CAN I SOLVE THE MYSTERY IN TIME STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK KIDS
You should message me if
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you don't want to tell me about your app

edit: sorry, I haven't been responding to messages very well, I've been re-watching "Generation Kill". oh that Ray Persons!