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30 • M • San Francisco, CA
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- Judaism, but not too serious about it
- Graduated from masters program
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Just kidding, I'm actually the last descendent of an ancient civilization that annihilated itself through an improper overuse of Pez-related technology.
Anyway, really, I'm a proto-Biblical figure who was edited out by a cabal of like-minded alcoholic social architects just outside of the remnants of lost, great library-citadels.
No, no, I'm sorry, I'm actually the lost member of a sixties R&B vocalist group who after years of no recognition has vowed a violent revenge against the corrupt record labels that screwed me out of the spotlight.
But seriously, all weirdness aside, I'm a sleeper agent slash cultural observer programmed by HTML archeologists of the distant future to record the mating habits of the Greater First Internet, long before the Data Jihad.
Wait, like I was saying before, I'm actually a sentient expression of a dead man's dream of a burnt cityscape sprawl, woven into a flesh circuit by his neverending, undead will. He's actually just after some toaster strudels, though. Seems like a waste.
But seriously, I was a writer who ended up getting stuck in his own novel about the Bay Area, and now I must find my adopted son and my psychic wife and her talking dog, Mr. Woofles, are the only ones who can help me do it.
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