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SuitedForThis

30 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm charismatic, but I just turned thirty and I still have no idea what to do with my hair.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm actually a time-traveling, morphine-addicted psychedelic pornographer who escaped from a Columbian prison recently and is using this website as a means to dispatch covert instructions to the coffee renegades.

Just kidding, I'm actually the last descendent of an ancient civilization that annihilated itself through an improper overuse of Pez-related technology.

Anyway, really, I'm a proto-Biblical figure who was edited out by a cabal of like-minded alcoholic social architects just outside of the remnants of lost, great library-citadels.

No, no, I'm sorry, I'm actually the lost member of a sixties R&B vocalist group who after years of no recognition has vowed a violent revenge against the corrupt record labels that screwed me out of the spotlight.

But seriously, all weirdness aside, I'm a sleeper agent slash cultural observer programmed by HTML archeologists of the distant future to record the mating habits of the Greater First Internet, long before the Data Jihad.

Wait, like I was saying before, I'm actually a sentient expression of a dead man's dream of a burnt cityscape sprawl, woven into a flesh circuit by his neverending, undead will. He's actually just after some toaster strudels, though. Seems like a waste.

But seriously, I was a writer who ended up getting stuck in his own novel about the Bay Area, and now I must find my adopted son and my psychic wife and her talking dog, Mr. Woofles, are the only ones who can help me do it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering intense tiny details from movies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Old noir books, old noir movies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gin, the word "interstice", surly kittens, cool jackets, singing along to Prince in the kitchen, wit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do people think astrology or myers-briggs actually mean anything? What happens in shithouses to make the rats so crazy? Where is my lighter?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
DRUNK AND FULL OF SEXY REGRETS
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you've got a black belt in conversation and you look good in glasses