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SuitedForThis

30 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Reformed hoodlum gone corporate.

To be honest, the corporate world isn't that different than crime -- everyone is very intense, there's a bunch of lingo that doesn't have any rhyme or reason, and you're not really sure if everyone you do business with is trying to screw you. Too bad there's no "Ten Crack Commandments" for dealing with a board of directors.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm actually a time-traveling, morphine-addicted psychedelic pornographer who escaped from a Columbian prison recently and is using this website as a means to dispatch covert instructions to the coffee renegades.

Just kidding, I'm actually the last descendent of an ancient civilization that annihilated itself through an improper overuse of Pez-related technology.

Anyway, really, I'm a proto-Biblical figure who was edited out by a cabal of like-minded alcoholic social architects just outside of the remnants of lost, great library-citadels.

No, no, I'm sorry, I'm actually the lost member of a sixties R&B vocalist group who after years of no recognition has vowed a violent revenge against the corrupt record labels that screwed me out of the spotlight.

But seriously, all weirdness aside, I'm a sleeper agent slash cultural observer programmed by HTML archeologists of the distant future to record the mating habits of the Greater First Internet, long before the Data Jihad.

Wait, like I was saying before, I'm actually a sentient expression of a dead man's dream of a burnt cityscape sprawl, woven into a flesh circuit by his neverending, undead will. He's actually just after some toaster strudels, though. Seems like a waste.

But seriously, I was a writer who ended up getting stuck in his own novel about the Bay Area, and now I must find my adopted son and my psychic wife and her talking dog, Mr. Woofles, are the only ones who can help me do it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Good with my hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hal Hartley, Martin Scorcese, Wim Wenders, Werner Herzog, John Waters, David Fincher, David Lynch, Woody Allen, Federico Fellini, Andrei Tarkovsky, Orson Welles, Jim Jarmusch, Pedro Almodóvar, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tom, can you move your car? It's blocking mine in the driveway.

Thanks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Every so often I read somebody's profile on here and I think "it sounds less like they're looking for a partner and more like they're after someone who will look good in pictures on social media", which I think means I've been living in San Francisco too fucking long.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
DRUNK AND FULL OF SEXY REGRETS
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you love the arts, city life, and you look pretty good in glasses

I'd much rather browse a bookstore or scope the juke at a dive bar than go to the park or a game, if that gives you any insight into my personality