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34 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 12
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm English. I'm flitting back and forth between Austin, Tx and London, England. Things are in flux...

Sometime actor, director, writer, computer-geek; I vary dependent on setting. I can be calm, quiet, shy, kind and thoughtful. I can also be loud, witty, bombastic, intense and utterly chaotic. I don't know how to relax. I do know how to have fun. I'm extremely practical, and I'm *clever*.

I was worried I was getting predictable, but my friends assure me that this is true only in a chaos theory kind of sense.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I might be a screenwriter. I'll let you know when I find out for sure. Last year I finished up a lengthy stint on supply chain and systems projects for a multinational logistics company, and I occasionally pop back as a consultant.

By night I might be caught acting, directing, writing, dancing, seeing films, plays and/or friends; or buried in a particularly obscure game. I might not be caught robbing banks or holding cities to ransom. Which isn't to say that I'm not.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Setting scenes. Stealing scenes. Creating scenes - in a fun sense. I'm good with scenes in general actually.

Listening. Talking. Phrasing. Improvising. Pulling rabbits out of hats. Recovering from complete and total disasters. Turning up three hours late, but with fireworks. Getting away with it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my voice, which at any point may be blithering a stream of eloquently-phrased nonsense in any given dialect - although my native "terribly, terribly English" accent is most common.

People also mention my smile, and my laugh. I like that people mention these things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) 'Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell' by Susanna Clarke. 'Sandman' by Neil Gaiman. Also Pratchett, Shakespeare, David Ives and Kaufman & Hart.

b) 'The Princess Bride', 'Shakespeare in Love', 'Lock Stock...', 'Dr Strangelove', 'Some Like It Hot'. The recent rise of geeky fantasy, superhero and video game movies also pleases me. Some of them are even quite good!

c) Anything with it's roots in rock, from classic rhythm and blues rock, right the way through the decades to melodic metal and rock-tinged dance & electronica. I especially like a lot of goth and alt rock.

d) Fresh bread. Oh God, fresh bread...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music - People to care for - Time alone - People to perform to - Some kind of challenge

There's definitely something else, but I've forgotten what it is. Anyone who knows me will tell you that this is typical.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either dancing to goth or altrock in a dark and glorious nightclub; in a field somewhere dressed as an orc, elf or wizard, or fast asleep because I didn't have the energy for one of the others. There's about a 1/3 chance of each.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Is anything you'd care to ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're kinda crazy, in a good way. You're REALLY not meek. You want to meet up and go to the theatre, or to a dark alternative nightclub and drink and dance the night away, or to dress up in crazy costumes and terrify the locals. Or, best of all, you have an even better idea and want to tell me about it.