I'm great at art, not the creative great, but that realist copy machine photographic great. I just don't have the mind to do an interpretation of Picasso's work. But what I can do is draw gorgeous recreations using lines, shadows, and lights. It's a gift and a curse, but true talent lies with those who know how to use both real and imaginative qualities in their work! Anyone can be an artist, and some may be limited, but you can't truly appreciate art until you understand the work and limitations that people experience when they practice.
Ok, enough of that wishy washy greatness stuff, lets go into my weaknesses.
I despise scary movies only in the sense that they SCARE ME, like seriously what is fun about that! I do appreciate them more when someone else is there screaming with me...and they make great icebreakers, giving plenty of excuses to get closer to that most amazing date, and an excuse to shy away from the not so great. ;) but home alone torturing myself with hordes of zombies? NO THANK YOU! Zombies are gross...just saying. Why do they eat humans anyway? They are dead, they shouldn't be hungry! I'd much rather be crying for joy when the bride finally says fucking 'I do' to her childhood friend, or watch a gallant battle between two opposing kingdoms... speaking of kingdoms, My Father has one. YES you know it, I'm none other than Prince Charming, thank you very much. Now don't confuse me for that Pretty boy Charming who married that bi- I mean lady with the mouse friends. No I'm the AWESOME prince charming, who doesn't care about girls. Instead my only companion...or who I want as my only companion, (I wouldn't be here if I actually HAD him) is the Knight in shining Armor. He and I will be battling side by side one day, showing off our skillful swordplay (don't go there, keep it clean everyone) and concurring the regions of the apposing kingdoms. Then when we fight our last fight, and he saves me from an underhanded attack, we will kiss passionately on the middle of the battlefield showing our love and affection, fallowed by (cough cough) and (cough cough) <-- sorry have a cold. And afterwards we will flee for our lives before my father finds out about the (cough cough) and tries to kill my Knight. We will then join the traveling circus as Acrobats, and live the rest of our lives performing. Why Acrobats? Well, because they are cool! And running away to the circus is WAY better then those happy ever afters, them girls come up with. Ok. back to reality.
Family. Damn love them. Kids, want them someday. Weddings excite the hell out of me. I go to the gym or bike like four times a week, and would go more if I could. And I’m a morning person, unless someone else tries to wake me up, because then I'll conveniently become "not a morning person" when I'm telling you to 'fuck off'. So yeah that’s that, there’s a bunch more about me, but this will just give you enough to keep things going. Laters.
Love Prince Charming.