I am not actively seeking love anymore. It may happen that after developing a friendship perhaps we may become more than that, but all things will come in time. I have no secret formula for how much time will be needed.

Secondly, I'm not a very sexually motivated person. I'm just not the person to take out your sexual frustrations on. I won't respond correctly. For me sex is purely meant to be an act between people who love each other. I simply don't feel sexual urges for people I'm not in love with. I realize this is odd, but I actually require some wooing.

I am both simple and complex, as most people are. I am a maternal. I am polite and well spoken. I am intelligent. I have a decent face. I am honest. I change my mind all the time and spend forever writing profiles, so I'm just going to leave it at that. All other questions can be directed to my (make-believe) lawyer, or you can just ask me as I am a kindred person.

"Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'll lead you down the path that rocks."
- Evil Shoulder Angel

Non-sequiturs

....My dark eyes.
....My Cheshire cat smile.
....That I'm slightly crazy.
....That I'm helplessly clumsy.
....That I have no sense of direction.
....That I don't have designs on their organs.
....My non-conformist hair. (It has its own opinions.)

....My family is irrepressibly insane.

Books： Petshop of Horrors, Death Note, Marmalade Boy, Mars, Nana, Memoirs of a Geisha, Scanlations, In the Miso Soup, Real World, Grotesque, Running with Scissors, The Kitchen God's Wife, Urban Hermit, Accidental Buddhist, The Vampire Chronicles.
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Movies： I'm a cyborg but that's OK, Pieces of April, Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd, Juno, Sunshine Cleaning, Spirited Away, I Heart Huckabees, and The Little Mermaid... Marley and Me.
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Music：My tastes in music are constantly evolving. I'm the kind of person who likes songs, not artists. I am sunaode on grooveshark.
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Food： Cilantro (!), Tom Kha, Massaman, Yakitori, Nigirizushi, Hot and Sour Soup, Chile Relleno, Fried Pickles, Sourdough bread, Goulash, Grilled Cheese, Cajun Turkey, and Pesto and Parmesan Ham!!

1. My memories.
2. My family & friends.
3. The ability to love.
4. Rose colored glasses.
5. Conversationalists.
5. The little quirks in life- (like a second number 5).
6. Ink and paper.

Honorable Mention: The Milkyway Galaxy

...what kind of person I really am and how people perceive me.
...the people around me and the people in my memories.
...random, insipid things that really don't matter in the end.

Likely listening to an audiobook or playing mafia.
Recently: playing guild wars or sims 2.
Out at the movies with a friend.
Doing homework.

I'm on the zombies' side.
I'm rather put off by people who disable their IM.

I'm ridiculously poor.

I pretty much exclusively like smarter-than-average people.
I love hippies, especially if they have a streak of dork.
I really love afros and dreadlocks.
I love ridiculously curly hair.
I love butch girls.
LOVE. LOVE. LOVE.

*You are seeking a monogamous cuddle muffin.
*You want to be super-awesome-friends!
*You're one of my OKC buddies.
*I messaged you first.

"IMPORTANT: This profile may be 'not representive'. I cannot and dont want to be defined by a few words. If you can explain who you are in a paragraph or two then life is not worth living."
--theDrug

What I am specifically attracted to:
I like men to be 5'7" and up. I like women to be 5'3" and up. I like stout looking people, though there have been exceptions in the past and will surely be more in the future. I prefer my mates to be older than me. (Fifteen years older is my limit.) I like strong facial features and have a thing for prominent noses. I need a person who has friends and misses them when they're gone. I am pretty turned off by drug use. I don't like the sultry affairs with Mary Jane, and I can't handle people who solve their problems with alcohol. I don't need a person to have their life in order, but I need a person who has a sense of priority and time to share with me. Such a person has to understand that I also have plans and that there are already important people in my life.

And Zulabelle (if my memory serves me,) says not to contact me if you are an asshole. You know if you fit the bill.

Editors

• Zulabelle