Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I wish I can say I fart rainbows and piss excellence, but that
would make life pretty boring. Wait, that might be kind of
I am out here trying to change that "nice guy finish last" mantra.
But there wouldn't be a phrase for it if it wasn't true right?
Well, I think it's time for a change.
Okay, I guess the important stuff. Well, I'm a simple guy. Grabbing
a coffee, throwing a new CD in the player, and taking a drive with
no destination in mind never fails to put a smile on my face. I'm a
go with the flow social introvert. Does that make any sense?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The same thing you are. On an online dating site trying to find a
partner in crime while trying to get the most out of life as I
possibly can. You only live once right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I'm witty with the jokes and comebacks. So you
better be prepared.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How totally awesome I am. Come on, I'm kind of a big deal. Kidding.
I just recently heard how easy it is to talk to me. Everyone has a
story and I guess I'm the guy that is willing to listen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: My favorite book is gotta be hands down Green Eggs and Ham.
Dr. Seuss is a pimp. I guess reading has never been a forte of
mine. I'm more about the visual stimulants.
Which leads to this, Movies: I love movies. For an hour or two, you
can live in another person's shoes. Here's a couple I watch at
least twice a year. Harold and Kumar, Super Bad, Forrest Gump, 300,
School of Rock, and Pan's Labyrinth.
Shows: Spartacus,The Buried Life, Californication, Friday Night
Lights, HIMYM, The League, The Big Bang Theory and Shark Tank cause
I like numbers.
Music: My collection of music is all over the board. Jay-Z one
minute to classical Bach the next. Lynyrd Skynyrd one song and hit
next track and it will be Sara Bareilles . I'm all over the place
Food: If it's considered food, I'll eat it. I can stumble my way
through the kitchen quite well. I'm not a foodie but just a fat kid
at heart. If I could have it my way, dessert would always be served
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family And Friends
5. Belly aching laughter
6. Great entertainment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You know how crazy people don't know that they are crazy? What if I
am crazy and just don't know it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually just hanging out with my friends doing random things. When
the suns out, I'll be at Greenlake playing volleyball or football.
Or at a sporting event. When the weather isn't cooperating then
it's game time. I'm talking about some intense board game nights.
I'm a pretty bad ass Taboo and Cranium teammate. Some say the
greatest of all time. Some say...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will share anything I have but dessert.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are someone I can learn from. I think that's why opposites
attract. It keeps things interesting. If you're looking for someone
to go on random drives with on a Sunday morning just to listen to
The End Unplug.
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