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43 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats

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My self-summary
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Giggling for hours is fun.

Relax, you have this one chance to do everything, so you may as well just do it, right?

I am from Texas, but I am the good kind of Texan. I barbecue really well and like laid back times with good times on a patio. Throw in a little good live music and it's the perfect weekend.

I'm a comic with a day job.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for the weekend. I am a performer. I hear that I do alright.

I produce, direct, and perform in two improv comedy shows. I also make short films every now and then.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good at singing Purple Rain. It is hard to cuddle better than me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I am not afraid to be big and loud. I am not dainty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Catch-22, The Harry Potter series, The Lord of the Rings, Al Franken books, Fast Food Nation, Fear, The Professor and the Madman... you know, the usual.

Dr. Who, The Office (UK), The Office (US, before Michael Scott left), Whose Line is it Anyway, Good Eats, SYTYCD, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, and Community.

The Lord of the Rings, Being John Malkovich, Dr. Strangelove, Young Frankenstein, True Stories, Field of Dreams, Die Hard, Lawrence of Arabia, Crash, How to get Ahead in Advertising, Brazil, Life of Brian, etc.

Stevie Ray Vaughn, Peter Gabriel, REM, Indigo Girls, Barnaked Ladies, Bill Withers, Bob Scneider, Eddie from Ohio, Talking Heads, The Asylum Street Spankers, Guy Forsythe, Old U@, Van Morrison, The Pretenders, and The Police.

Tex Mex and Barbecue. Indian. SPICY.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family First!
Riding my bike.
The sound of applause.
Fun, dedicated friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about comedy and the screenplay I should be writing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night, I am trying to see friends in comedy shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am not comfortable with trying to figure out which of my technological devices display the right time after Daylight Savings. It is all just a big mess.
You should message me if
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You are ready to laugh and have fun.