Hi. I am not here for dating. No, not even a little bit. No, not even if you're hot. Got that? Good. I'm here for the quizzes.

I'm a nerd, mostly into Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. I like chocolate, reading, and writing.

I might be open to a friendship. But if you approach me expecting any kind of romance, I'm going to be very disappointed that you ignored the warnings.

I believe in keeping my word to others, and I believe in others doing the same for me. I would not betray a friend, but if someone betrayed me I would react badly. I love my friends. I'm also quite protective of them; I don't like the idea of their getting hurt. I like it when I'm able to help people. I don't like it when there's nothing I can do.

This site's classifications kind of suck. If you pick 'Not interested/Seeing someone', it shows up only as the second. We need more classifications. Also, at the very least an 'it's complicated' for orientation, because this one's not entirely accurate. No, I won't go into more detail. If I wind up close friends with somebody I might tell them, but the rest of you don't need to know, because nothing's going to happen between us anyway.

I am whimsical, a day-dreamer, and eccentric

I'm a university student. Hoping to become a writer. At present, I'm mainly just hanging out online, being a geek.

I draw, write stories and poetry, and tell really weird jokes.

The fact that I have red hair. It stands out a bit.
Other than that...the fact that I'm very small, and then probably that I'm likely saying something strange and obscure that even confuses myself, because I tend to ramble a bit once I start talking.

LotR, SW, Harry Potter, the Night Watch series. I like music like Disturbed, Rise Against, Evanescence and Breaking Benjamin. Also, a very funny singer known as Voltaire. These days I'm also fond of the Decemberists, and I really like Blind Guardian. Heather Dale is interesting, and some Missy Higgins songs appeal to me.

My favourite foods involve sugar.

Hmmm...a few other things... Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy, which is extremely funny, Terry Pratchett novels especially Discworld because Discworld is fantastic, Tamora Pierce novels, books by David Eddings, Raymond E Feist's books, one of my friends introduced me to Within Temptation and Zeromancer, ice-cream, Burn Notice, Underworld, Galaxy Quest, Dracula, rather shamefully Naruto, Troy, 300, Sin City, Pirates of the Caribbean, Garth Nix' Old Kingdom Trilogy, Firefly and Serenity... Oh, and more recently, thanks to a friend, Deep Space Nine/DS9- Cardassians are awesome. ^^ Hmm. David Gemmell novels - the Rigante series rocks, as does Waylander the Slayer. And the Silmarillion - Feanor is awesome.

The internet. My friends. My family. Lots and lots of books. Privacy. The essentials like air/food/water, of course...

All sorts of things. Often about what sort of short story I want to write next. At other times, some bizarre point of philosophy that gets a 'what the hell?' if I voice it, because I tend to go off on tangents, then voice the end result while forgetting to clue someone in on the intermediate steps, so it looks like a total non sequitur. But it was somehow connected to the conversation, I promise!

At home, reading or playing around on the computer.

...Will my plans for galactic domination do?

...Okay. I memorised the theme tune of Firefly, but I have to sing it in my head because I really can't sing. Yep, I'm a dork.

You're a fellow sci-fi/fantasy nerd, who feels like friendly conversation and won't expect me to want to date you.

And maybe if you want to help me take over the Galaxy.
Update: I should probably let you know that I tend to forget for months at a time that I even have an account here; if I don't reply back, it's quite possibly because I didn't even realise until much later that you'd sent anything. So sorry about that.