Alright this is the part where I’m suppose to tell all about myself My teeth are a beautiful shade of sea foam green and really give me a beautiful smile. I am more of a natural person, that’s why I don’t shower, brush my teeth or shave. Not to mention my feet that have long hairy toes and huge toe nails, sure to impress. I am totally dishonest, looking to take advantage of you and will be leaving for Africa after our first email. Don’t worry we will fall deeply in love and you will need to send me money to rescue me? You will be my hero.
If you are still reading this, you must have a sense of humor and that’s what I’m looking for. Someone that can always find the positive in almost anything that comes your way. I could go into telling you what a wonderful, loyal person that I am. This seems to be on everyone’s profile, so there’s a bunch of us out there. I know I am a great catch and a wonderful person that would never ever do anything to hurt anyone. I love myself and that gives me the opportunity to love someone else. I am a NO drama mama and want to keep that totally out of my life.
I am a Christian and do know that God is on my side. I thank you for taking the time to read my profile and hope you have a wonderful day. God bless and warmest aloha... Hope to hear from you!!! Truly if you do nothing else, smile now!!!
If you are just getting out of a relationship, my heart goes out to you but I'm not interested at this point. Try back when your life is drama free and you have left your past go. "If you carry bricks from your last relationship to your new one, you will build the same house that fell apart before". Food for thought!!!
Laugh often, long and loud... Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have friends who make you laugh, spend lots of time with them.