Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Poly. My primary is 'Shounen' on here. She's pretty damn near,
and then some.
I... I don't know how to make profiles link to other
I'm a nerd. A dancer. A cook. As writer. A gamer. A kinky
I've lived in the Seattle for about four years, and I'm finally
starting to break out of my shell and really driving myself towards
my dreams. Beyond that, though, in my downtime, I'd like to find
someone to play with. Obviously, from the top part of that, I'm
talking about kinky fun for the *most* part, but...
Well, I'm also the type who enjoys spending hours on end coding a
game or writing. I'm the type who enjoys bellowing cheese
translated Japanese songs out with others. Bad Religion's Oozin'
Ahs melt my soul, and finding a partner to sing The Defense with is
a quick way to end up with me falling in love or platonilove with
(Yes. Platonilove. It's a thing. Deal with it.)
I'm a bit crass, but I try to have a good soul. I'm always driving
myself to be a better man today than I was yesterday.
As for why you note that I don't say anything about looking for a
relationship..... well, I've noticed something. Whenever I looked
for a relationship, or intended to date someone and met them for
that person, eventually it just sorta turned ugly eventually or
petered out extremely quickly. My most passionate, loving, and
emotionally connected relationships have always evolved from
friendship (Or friendship with benefits) naturally.
So, uh, I guess... If you wanna be my lover, you gotta be in my
life for a while.
Additionally, while I tend to keep my cool most of the time,
bigotry in any form pisses me off. Misogynists, Misandrists,
Racists, transphobics, and all those who oppress others. I'll admit
to a small amount of hypocracy; for a while I had a problem with
religious people, but my best friend and the Pope helped me
Er. I don't mean I literally met the Pope. I mean he's a pretty
fuckin' cool guy.
PLEASE NOTE: If I'm outside the age range you're looking for, I
will NOT initiate the conversation even if I want to. If you're
stating your age preference just for a preference, and curious
about me even though I'm outside it, drop me a line.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working towards a game designer career, as well as a fiction and
erotica writing career, not as a backup, but simultaneously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at cooking, writing, storyweaving, entertaining the hell
outta people, and all sorts of other things I'll get into later
when doors close and the lights run low.
I'm also an art of learning; With some (artistic) exceptions it's
always been extremely difficult for me to get great at anything,
but I'm supremely good at quickly rising to the level of
'competent' at any skill or ability that I feel the need to.
Public Speaking and Performing (kind of); On one hand, I have a
small stutter as I tend to trip over my own words. On the other
hand, I love to be the center of attention and have everyone's eyes
on me, and I absolutely LOVE to play the crowd.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The way I dress, the way I smile, the way I shout with my whole
The fact that I can be both quiet, calm, sober and completely
logical and reasoning at times...
And then filled with manic heat and passion and energy at other
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I could write a huge list like I've seen quite often, but why don't
I be a little more concise and just write a couple I find bloody
awesome from every category?
Books: The Discworld series by Terry Prachett and the Riftwar Saga
by Raymond E. Feist
Movies: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and Dogma
Shows: Star Trek Deep Space 9
Music: Zebrahead, I Fight Dragons, Kagerou Project, Savant,
PrototypeRaptor, The Megas
Food: Pad Thai, Burgers with chipolte ketchup, hummus
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A kitchen full of spices and ingredients
My laptop and phone
Tea (Or coffee) (But really I prefer tea)
Headphones for music
The Heat of my own blood
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New recipes, game design, stuff I've been writing, sex, new ways to
be crazy awesome
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eh, no typical friday for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have mental health issues and recently started on
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well... before I split this into 'Friend', 'Relationship', and
'Hump Buddy' bits, here's the requirements for everyone:
+ You need to be a sex-positive feminist.
+ You don't describe yourself as 'normal'. I want to surround
myself with the passionate, the wild, the mad, the creative, the
fierce, the eccentric, the nerdy, the artistic. "Normal" is a
synonym for "Interchangable", and if you're in my life, I want the
mark you etch in my life and my memory to be a unique one, just as
I promise to grind a new symbol on your soul.
If you want to be my friend:
+ DUDE/DUDETTE/GENDER IDENTITY WHO THERE'S NO DUDE VARIANT FOR, IT
WOULD BE AWESOME IF YOU LIKED KAGEROU PROJECT OR BAD RELIGION
+ We should go to Gameworks in Seattle and play DDR.
+ Or maybe we should write something together? Like, take
+ Do you cook, sir/madame/sirmadame/Non-Sir Non-Madame? If so,
let's DO IT.
+ Kickbox/Wrestle? I could use someone to beat the hell out of/beat
the hell out of me.
+ I need to finish making my team in Pokemon X so I can crush all
you motherfuckers. And you fatherfuckers. And you
non-parentfuckers. And you celibate people. I'm an equal
If you want to be my girlfriend:
+ You really shouldn't try. See above. If we hit it off super well
and fall in love we can declare it. See 'Friend' for now.
+ I'm polyamorous. Period.
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