Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Forgive me if this part is dry, but I am thoroughly uncomfortable
with trying to present myself in a flattering way, so skip this
first part to get to the wacky shenanigans. Also this will be extra
difficult since I haven't even figured out who the hell I am-
supposedly that would be making this little exercise more of a
piece of abstract art than a person. But hell, we're already here
so might as well:
I am generally a very laid back person, I have very few beefs and
its nearly impossible to hurt my feelings. I consider myself very
open-minded and am somewhat proud of being able to consider new
perspectives or try new things- even if I am terrified of them. I
am not always as kind, considerate, or patient as I should be, but
I am getting better at that every day. I do have a bit of an
antagonistic temperament, but I try to be as self aware about it as
I can to not cause trouble. I'm still growing up, or maturing I
guess you could say.
I believe I am pretty good at getting along with people of any
philosophical or political affiliation- not to say I don't have my
own convictions, I just don't see them as being infallibly true.
Disagreements don't break my heart, and I have no problem with
I am a art fag as much as I am a science geek or a pop culture
nerd. I am a good mix of the worst kinds of people. I guess you'll
find I'm pretty passionate about science and society's relationship
with it; and to a slightly lesser extent the fine arts. However if
you found me through the match system chances are you've seen a six
dozen men(or women?) who are sort of around there as far as
interests go, so that is probably not special.
I don't like people who are cultural slobs nor cultural snobs, I
like real down to earth people who can appreciate both the
sophisticated things the world offers us, but isn't above the
simple ones. I prefer frank, honest people who say what they mean
and don't take themselves too seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Throwing it away, because recycling is for pussies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending to sound like I know what I am talking about when it
comes to art, music, politics, language, human emotions, forming
complete sentances, ect...
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am a bit overly expressive. While I am completely unaware of
it most of the time, whenever I meet new people I do get comments
about how animated my face and voice gets. I know it might seem
like I was designed in the Jim Henson creature shop, but trust me
you'll get used to it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Don't read many books, I read mostly essays and editorials, not
counting the news/current events ones. Of the books I do end up
reading I suppose they usually end up being witty like Clemens or
sort of sinisterly complex like the last book I read (well short
story), 'I Have No Mouth
and I Must Scream
I sort of pride myself in having good taste in movies, not snobbish
tastes, but good. I have hundreds that I love the shit out of but I
won't even bother trying to give an accurate cross section of what
my favorite movies might be, so here's just some I think are my
faves at the moment of writing this: Big Black Cock Battle
Guzzle Ghosts Got
, Anal Rapists Reloaded
, and of course, Dick Fuckers
As for shows I have no idea what should go here so I'm just going
to write what shows I actually try to catch and what show DVDs I
watch most. ALRIGHT? Louie
, Its Always Sunny
, the late great Arrested Development
(returning for one last season!), The A-Team
, Beavis and Butthead
, and Breaking Bad
Here is a big fucking list of bands nobody will read that I
actively listen to and genuinely enjoy, and I probably missed a ton
more: The Black
, Depeche Mode
, The Roots
, Man Man
, Tom Waits
, Marvin Gaye
, Golgol Bordello
, Elliott Smith
, Gnarles Barkley
, Johnny Cash
, The Kinks
, Willie Nelson
, Electric Light
, Atom and his Package
Guns N Roses
, MF Doom
, Nina Simone
, White Rabbits
, Diego's Umbrella
Tin Hat Trio
, They Might Be Giants
, Deltron 3030
, Yoshida Brothers
, The Outfield
, Cage the Elephant
, Modest Mouse
, Gary Jules
, Phillip Glass
, The White Stripes
, I Monster
, Bill Withers
, Ruckus Roboticus
, Paloma Faith
, Bob Dylan
, Simon and
, Nightmares On Wax
, Stevie Wonder
Shawn Lee's Ping
, Wyclef Jean
, Fatboy Slim
, Jan Hammer
, and Jem
My favorite food is candy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
#5: Modern communication technology. I totally understand problems
that cellphones have caused with being an all round time-wasting,
loud, text-messaging nuisance. But the core product is still a
miracle, once you gain the ability to talk to whomever you want at
anytime, you can't just go back to payphones.
#4: A computer. Duh.
#1: At least one solid freind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I probably spend too much time thinking about shitty things in the
world I can't change. Like maybe I can think it into being fixed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Suprise, I was M.Night Shyamalan all along.
You should message me if
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you have a phone on you, because I'm being held hostage in a bank
and I need you to call the police right now. When you get them on
the line just hold the receiver up to this paragraph and I'll
explain the situation to them.
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