Forgive me if this part is dry, but I am thoroughly uncomfortable with trying to present myself in a flattering way, so skip this first part to get to the wacky shenanigans. Also this will be extra difficult since I haven't even figured out who the hell I am- supposedly that would be making this little exercise more of a piece of abstract art than a person. But hell, we're already here so might as well:

I am generally a very laid back person, I have very few beefs and its nearly impossible to hurt my feelings. I consider myself very open-minded and am somewhat proud of being able to consider new perspectives or try new things- even if I am terrified of them. I am not always as kind, considerate, or patient as I should be, but I am getting better at that every day. I do have a bit of an antagonistic temperament, but I try to be as self aware about it as I can to not cause trouble. I'm still growing up, or maturing I guess you could say.
I believe I am pretty good at getting along with people of any philosophical or political affiliation- not to say I don't have my own convictions, I just don't see them as being infallibly true. Disagreements don't break my heart, and I have no problem with being wrong.
I am a art fag as much as I am a science geek or a pop culture nerd. I am a good mix of the worst kinds of people. I guess you'll find I'm pretty passionate about science and society's relationship with it; and to a slightly lesser extent the fine arts. However if you found me through the match system chances are you've seen a six dozen men(or women?) who are sort of around there as far as interests go, so that is probably not special.

I don't like people who are cultural slobs nor cultural snobs, I like real down to earth people who can appreciate both the sophisticated things the world offers us, but isn't above the simple ones. I prefer frank, honest people who say what they mean and don't take themselves too seriously.

Throwing it away, because recycling is for pussies.

Pretending to sound like I know what I am talking about when it comes to art, music, politics, language, human emotions, forming complete sentances, ect...

That I am a bit overly expressive. While I am completely unaware of it most of the time, whenever I meet new people I do get comments about how animated my face and voice gets. I know it might seem like I was designed in the Jim Henson creature shop, but trust me you'll get used to it.

Don't read many books, I read mostly essays and editorials, not counting the news/current events ones. Of the books I do end up reading I suppose they usually end up being witty like Clemens or sort of sinisterly complex like the last book I read (well short story), 'I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream'.

I sort of pride myself in having good taste in movies, not snobbish tastes, but good. I have hundreds that I love the shit out of but I won't even bother trying to give an accurate cross section of what my favorite movies might be, so here's just some I think are my faves at the moment of writing this: Big Black Cock Battle, Guzzle Ghosts Got Granny, Anal Rapists Reloaded, Cunning Linguist Cunnilingus, and of course, Dick Fuckers.

As for shows I have no idea what should go here so I'm just going to write what shows I actually try to catch and what show DVDs I watch most. ALRIGHT? Louie, Wilfred, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the late great Arrested Development (returning for one last season!), The A-Team, Beavis and Butthead, Pete and Pete, and Breaking Bad.

Here is a big fucking list of bands nobody will read that I actively listen to and genuinely enjoy, and I probably missed a ton more: The Black Keys, The Fugees, Depeche Mode, The Roots, RJD2, Man Man, Tom Waits, Common, Air, Prince, Marvin Gaye, Golgol Bordello, Outkast, Elliott Smith, Gnarles Barkley, Gorillaz, IAMX, Johnny Cash, The Kinks, Willie Nelson, The Beatles, Supertramp, The Cars, Radiohead, The Who, Pixies, Queen, Electric Light Orchestra, Atom and his Package, Guns N Roses, Twisted Sister, Audio Slave, Lauryn Hill, MF Doom, Bad Religion, Talib Kweli, Ratatat, Nina Simone, Spoon, White Rabbits, Diego's Umbrella, Tin Hat Trio, The Pogues, The Fratellis, They Might Be Giants, Joan Jett, Cyndi Lauper, CunninLynguists, MGMT, Deltron 3030, Everlast, Nirvana, Yoshida Brothers, Ringside, The Outfield, Cage the Elephant, Zero 7, Modest Mouse, Flobots, Gary Jules, Moby, Phillip Glass, The White Stripes, Beck, I Monster, Bill Withers, Radio Citizen, Ice Cube, Jamiroquai, Ruckus Roboticus, Paloma Faith, Feist, Bob Dylan, Simon and Garfunkel, Daft Punk, Nightmares On Wax, Stevie Wonder, Wax Tailor, Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra, Wyclef Jean, Fatboy Slim, Jan Hammer, and Jem.

My favorite food is candy.

#6: Hands.

#5: Modern communication technology. I totally understand problems that cellphones have caused with being an all round time-wasting, loud, text-messaging nuisance. But the core product is still a miracle, once you gain the ability to talk to whomever you want at anytime, you can't just go back to payphones.

#4: A computer. Duh.

#3: Coffee

#2: Paper.

#1: At least one solid freind.

I probably spend too much time thinking about shitty things in the world I can't change. Like maybe I can think it into being fixed.

Writing this.

Suprise, I was M.Night Shyamalan all along.

you have a phone on you, because I'm being held hostage in a bank and I need you to call the police right now. When you get them on the line just hold the receiver up to this paragraph and I'll explain the situation to them.