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18 F Nottingham, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:27pm
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Sophie-May, I'm 18 years old and I'm a somewhat shy, mostly sarcastic fat girl. Feel free to message me, I won't bite! I won't respond to creepy messages though and I don't waste my time talking to guys who have issues with fat girls. Just making that clear!

As a side note, please try not to involve the words 'You aren't fat, you shouldn't call yourself that' in your messages to me! I'm fat and I'm okay with that for now. I may decide to lose weight in the future, or even tomorrow, but not right now. Besides, if I'm thin I won't be able to say 'I can kill a man with my thighs' anymore. Where's the fun in that?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently unemployed and job hunting, not entirely sure what I want to do with my future just yet - though I'd make a really good housewife!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't have too many talents but I'm good at listening to people and being available to discuss absolutely anything. That and being a general dork, definitely a skill of mine.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm fat and I laugh at pretty much everything!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favourite movies are A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Vampires Suck, Scary Movies (as in the parody movie series, not horror movies), Harry Potter, Lord Of The Rings (just the first one, the others are too dull for me), Cheaper By The Dozen, Warm Bodies, Grown Ups and others!

I watch Anime, Family Guy, Parks And Recreation, American Dad, South Park, Geordie Shore, The Simpsons, Futurama, Sherlock, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Benidorm, Hells Kitchen and Skins.

I pretty much like all music (with a few exceptions such as Justin Bieber and any song that features nothing but rapping) but my favourites are Leona Lewis, The Fray, Pink, Avril Lavigne, Fall Out Boy, and The Script.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
Internet access
My friends
Hair dye
Pretty dresses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Really stupid things. And pizza.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably on Tumblr!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a NSFW blog with a few pictures of myself on it. Before anyone asks, I won't give the link out to complete strangers. Sorry!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't sexist, racist, homophobic, or repelled by fat girls. Also it might help if you don't mind slow replies, I can be pretty forgetful!

(Don't bother asking for my phone number because I accidentally smashed the screen!)