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27 F Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:06pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I'm just another tortured artist with a job in sex retail.

I'm happiest when I'm directing a play, so I try to be doing that as much as possible. I've been jumping from Shakespeare, to Sartre, to new and totally bizarre dark comedies, and I get excited when contemporary playwrights adapt from Greek tragedy. (Nerd.) I probably want to make some plays with you.

I'm poly, with an amazing boyfriend, In_Fuligin, here in town. You should check him out, because he is wonderful.

My dance card is pretty full right now, as far as dating goes. My ideal right now would be meeting people who want to have long, winding conversations and occasional casual dates and makeouts, but who don't want any kind of standing time commitment.

I once did a burlesque striptease down to my internal organs, for an audience, while singing I've Got You Under My Skin. Let that be a significant fact about me. People are usually very surprised to hear that I did something like that. Let that be another significant fact.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm constantly on the lookout for potentially brilliant people, so that I can bring them back to my lair, feed them, ply them with booze, and steal their genius.

But really.

I teach sex ed to adults, field prank calls, and shill dildos. I didn't expect to work in this field, but I love being able to help people feel comfortable around a subject that can be so scary to talk about.
I’m really good at
making some experimental plays and whatnot.
The first things people usually notice about me
that I'm laughing loudly at something. I laugh a lot, often inappropriately.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books and plays:
True Love (Charles L. Mee), Autobiography of Red and everything else Anne Carson touches, Melancholy Play, Self-Help (Lorrie Moore), The IHOP Papers, Love Poems (Anne Sexton), any and all T.S. Elliot, The Bell Jar, Endgame, The Waves
Most recently: Embassytown, Whipping Girl, Sex at Dawn

Movies: But I'm A Cheerleader, Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels, A Midwinter's Tale, old movie musicals, Ghost World, Brazil

Shows: I watch Slings and Arrows over and over again.
Also: Parks and Rec, Rachel Maddow, Degrassi: The Next Generation. (I wish that last one was a joke. It is so far from being one.)

Music: Amanda Palmer (and The Dresden Dolls), The Mountain Goats, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ani Difranco, [insert a bunch of obvious indie bands here], jazz standards, David Bowie, the song "I Wish That I Could See You Soon" by Herman Dune

Food: millions of cups of coffee as far as the eye can see, really good produce, curry, cayenne pepper on everything, spring rolls, cinnamon rolls
The six things I could never do without
coffee, access to nature, good conversation, interesting art, compatriots who give a shit, terrible gay media
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Plays. I get very worked up over them. Elaborate travel fantasies. What will I get in my CSA box? If I baked an apple cake, would anyone eat it? Podcasts. Misogyny. Should I call myself bi or queer? Old-timey novels. How I never get sick of the weather in L.A.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably in a rehearsal. Alternately, I'm with friends, having an intense conversation about feminism, or sex-positivity, or art - after which we will turn on the tv and make fun of The L Word.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once killed a man in a duel.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you would like to go adventuring, or teach me about rock climbing, or bake cakes and talk about Pinter, or see strange films, or anything like that.

you (or you and your partner together) would like to play with my gent and me. We're looking separately, but it would also be fun to court someone together. (He wears his hanky on the left; I switch pockets, except that I wear dresses a lot, so... what am I trying to euphemise again?)

You like to have great conversation and make out, but you don't want a big time commitment.

If I have a type, it's something like "if Fred Astaire were a lumberjack." I'm only a tiny bit serious about that. Mostly, I find passion and intelligence irresistible.