I'm happiest when I'm directing a play, so I try to be doing that as much as possible. In my perfect world, I'd spend the majority of my time writing and workshopping with my rad collection of collaborators.
I'm a sweet lady with a lot of feelings about etiquette, a deadpan delivery, and a loud cackle.
My sexual identity is gold star hasbian. Or invert.
I'm poly and I live with my boyfriend, In_Fuligin. (Even though I'm poly, I don't really like the Renaissance Faire, and Doctor Who makes me feel kind of icky. It's okay if you like them, though. I cleave to the stereotype in other ways.)
My dance card is relatively full, between work, plays, people I like, and being a big old introvert. I'm figuring out how to be a goofy romantic with a limited time budget.
I teach sex ed to adults and make dick jokes on the internet for money. I didn't expect to work in this field, but I love being able to help people feel comfortable around a subject that can be so scary to talk about.
Also, a lot of people probably look at me and think, "Ugh, fucking hipster."
True Love (Charles L. Mee), Autobiography of Red and everything else Anne Carson touches, Melancholy Play, Self-Help (Lorrie Moore), The IHOP Papers, Love Poems (Anne Sexton), any and all T.S. Elliot, The Bell Jar, Endgame, The Waves, Embassytown, Whipping Girl, I Love Dick, Passing, Nightwood, They Call Me Mad Dog, Written on the Body.
Movies: But I'm A Cheerleader, Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels, A Midwinter's Tale, old movie musicals, Ghost World, Brazil
Shows: I watch Slings and Arrows over and over again.
Also: Parks and Rec, Orange is the New Black, Last Week Tonight, Degrassi: The Next Generation. (I wish that last one was a joke. It is so far from being one.)
Music: The Dresden Dolls, The Mountain Goats, Neutral Milk Hotel (basically whatever I liked in college), jazz standards, David Bowie, the dude who plays live organ music at Moonlight Rollerway
Food: millions of cups of coffee as far as the eye can see, really good produce, curry, cayenne pepper on everything, spring rolls, cinnamon rolls
You want to be my date to a play, or to many plays.
You (or you and your partner together) would like to play with my gent and me. We date people separately, but it could also be fun to court someone together. (He wears his hanky on the left; I often wear mine on the right, except that sometimes I switch pockets, except that I wear dresses a lot, so... what am I trying to euphemise again?) [To be clear, I'll assume that you're only interested in dating me unless you specifically say otherwise. We're not usually a package deal.]
You have a lot of feelings and not a lot of time.