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28 Los Angeles, CA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 7:35am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Open relationship
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm just another tortured artist with a job in sex retail.

I'm happiest when I'm directing a play, so I try to be doing that as much as possible. After several years directing classical stuff almost exclusively, I've been returning to my roots, which are more like, "Let's start with a source text, pick at it obsessively for a few months, and see what happens." In my perfect world, I'd spend the majority of my time writing and workshopping with my rad collection of collaborators.

I'm a sweet lady with a lot of feelings about etiquette, a deadpan delivery, and a loud cackle.

I'm poly, and I live with my boyfriend, In_Fuligin. (Even though I'm poly, I don't really like the Renaissance Faire, and Doctor Who makes me feel kind of icky. It's okay if you like them, though. I cleave to the stereotype in other ways.)

My dance card is pretty full, between work, plays, people I like, and being a big old introvert. I'm figuring out how to be a goofy romantic with a limited time budget.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm constantly on the lookout for brilliant people, so that I can bring them back to my lair, feed them, ply them with booze, and steal their genius.

But really.

I teach sex ed to adults and make dick jokes on the internet for money. I didn't expect to work in this field, but I love being able to help people feel comfortable around a subject that can be so scary to talk about.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communicating though frantic gestures. Gifts. Noticing the ways in which even the media I like is problematic (although I probably won't point it out to you unless you bring it up first). Cutting classical texts down to 90 minutes for performance. Making literary jokes on social media that ten people will find uproariously funny and everyone else will roll their eyes at. Having fun getting lost.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm laughing loudly at something. I laugh a lot, often inappropriately.

Also, a lot of people probably look at me and think, "Ugh, fucking hipster."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books and plays:
True Love (Charles L. Mee), Autobiography of Red and everything else Anne Carson touches, Melancholy Play, Self-Help (Lorrie Moore), The IHOP Papers, Love Poems (Anne Sexton), any and all T.S. Elliot, The Bell Jar, Endgame, The Waves, Embassytown, Whipping Girl, I Love Dick, Passing, Nightwood, They Call Me Mad Dog, Written on the Body.

Movies: But I'm A Cheerleader, Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels, A Midwinter's Tale, old movie musicals, Ghost World, Brazil

Shows: I watch Slings and Arrows over and over again.
Also: Parks and Rec, Orange is the New Black, Last Week Tonight, Degrassi: The Next Generation. (I wish that last one was a joke. It is so far from being one.)

Music: The Dresden Dolls, The Mountain Goats, Neutral Milk Hotel (basically whatever I liked in college), jazz standards, David Bowie, the dude who plays live organ music at Moonlight Rollerway

Food: millions of cups of coffee as far as the eye can see, really good produce, curry, cayenne pepper on everything, spring rolls, cinnamon rolls
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, access to nature, good conversation, interesting art, compatriots who give a shit, terrible gay media
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Plays. I get very worked up about them. Elaborate travel fantasies. Inclusivity. How relationships work. The brilliance of my friends. Old-timey novels.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably in a rehearsal. Or I'm with friends, having an intense conversation about love or art - after which we will turn on the tv and make fun of The L Word. Or I'm out walking, night hiking, or seeing something arty. Or I'm at home with my gent, takeout, and a board game. In any case, there is probably good beer. I'm a bit of a beer hound.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once killed a man in a duel.
You should message me if
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You like to go on dorky, activity-based dates. Drinks are fun; mini golf, outdoor movies, museum visits, roller skating, beach days, tipsy trips to the used bookstore, picking a part of town to get lost in, cake baking, and hikes with picnic baskets are much, much better.

You want to be my date to a play, or to many plays.

You (or you and your partner together) would like to play with my gent and me. We date people separately, but it could also be fun to court someone together. (He wears his hanky on the left; I often wear mine on the right, except that sometimes I switch pockets, except that I wear dresses a lot, so... what am I trying to euphemise again?) [To be clear, I'll assume that you're only interested in dating me unless you specifically say otherwise. We're not usually a package deal.]

You want to get romantic and silly and sigh over each other's adorable attributes, but you don't want a big time commitment.