just realized my recent posts are about things that annoy me, I should probably throw a fun one in sometime soon...

I love people whose identity and cock size is connected entirely to their salary and job title, turns me on more than anything.

also not understanding english and being insulting because of that is the way to EVERY woman's heart. seriously, try it.

[10:37:51 pm]Scoutingfrgirls: Hi

[10:38:03 pm]SuperEmmy:I never reply to you, and yet you are presistant. why?

[10:38:28 pm]SuperEmmy:*persistant

[10:38:28 pm]Scoutingfrgirls:You're pretty

[10:39:58 pm]SuperEmmy:but I'm also taken, and resisting your advances... I would think pretty wouldn't equal those two out.

[10:40:42 pm]Scoutingfrgirls:I'm a professional athlete hun I'm better than him by a mile

[10:40:52 pm]SuperEmmy:hah!

[10:41:16 pm]SuperEmmy:physically, you could best him at any sport, but why would I care?

[10:41:58 pm]Scoutingfrgirls:You're a dumb bitch I'm a pro athlete I make mad money

[10:42:15 pm]Scoutingfrgirls:How is he better than a pro at the pros sport/????so dumb

[10:42:20 pm]Scoutingfrgirls:wow

[10:42:21 pm]SuperEmmy:doesn't make you a good person or worth my time.

[10:42:25 pm]Scoutingfrgirls:wake up

[10:42:39 pm]Scoutingfrgirls:Not at all you said he could beat me at my sport so stupid

"The first things people usually notice about me:

"THAT I JOINED THIS SITE IN ORDER TO TELL ME ALL ABOUT THE GIRTH, LENGTH, WEIGHT, TEXTURE, PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE, CURRENT COLOR, CORE TEMPERATURE, VELOCITY, AND HAIRINESS/LACK THEREOF OF YOUR THROBBING MONSTER COCK, AS WELL AS THE AMOUNT OF DAMAGE IT CAN DO TO MY EAGER YOUNG VAGINA.

PLEASE MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE TWICE MY AGE AND HAVE NO PICTURES AND AN INCOMPLETE PROFILE AND ARE "MARRIED BUT LOOKING" AND WOULD LIKE TO INFORM ME ON THE AFOREMENTIONED CRITERIA""

I'm so damn amused.  quoted without permission from <<batbucket>>'s profile

just got a wink from the "thing" that is behind this beautifully verbose summary of a human being:

"i am just looking for a women to mess around with somer one who is quiet and just want to have fun no strings attacth i just wanna fuck thats it i lke the out doors i like cars i have an average dick and good with my toung"

"at least if you're going to go that route you should pretend you're hung..."  -Regenesis

doesn't mean you get to be an asshole to your waitress when you embarras yourself publicly.

just watched one of the biggest duche moments I have ever been privy to:

drunk guy in his 50s fell drunkenly and took out a section of patio fencing with him... after which, he vented his frustration over falling on the waitress and added that the food taking "over an hour" (when it was his own idea to order appetizers and a bottle of wine... and he asked for extra time) and that's why he was "actually upset"... after making a scene he stormed off drunkenly to sit on a bench across the street, his friend brought him back over and then the server didn't charge him for the dish he's going to take home and eat for lunch tomorrow.

"I never balme the servers, " he says "I know how things go for them."  and yet asshole brings up other tables getting their food first and that they've been there for an hour when it was his idea to order appetizers and a bottle of wine and he asked for extra time before he ordered.

this childish "bitch until you get what you want" behavior needs to stop.  eating needs to be a god damn meal and not a "dining experience".   the customer is always right - when he's not being a dick because he can't handle his liquor.

and, seriously, it's people in or over their 30s who usually pull this shit.  they have the old hairy balls to go through the bitching necessary.  they also have little respect for the younger generation and don't remember what it was like to be whipped by the job you need to keep to pay the bills.  somehow, people forget the jobs they hated when people treated them like shit for doing what they are supposed to do and following instruction.

at one point, I entertained the idea that every job should be a tip job... employer pays some extremely low minimum to hire you on and your patrons pay the majority of your wages.  ideally, people would be nicer if they knew their salary was dependant on people liking them and keeping people happy.

I also toyed with the idea that every 5 years anyone employed should HAVE to take a serving job as their main source of income to remind them to not be dicks about unimportant things... serving teaches patience... patience and a deep seated sense of hatred for people who treat servers badly.

I think I'm most annoyed with the unfairness of it all...

done ranting... but please, anyone: comment!

right... I think guys who use the messenger need to think of their sending messages to other guys... just to keep the stupidity in perspective.

[11:37:23 am]rjrj41:I'm sooo looking for a girl to give a almost free massage to

[11:37:33 am]SuperEmmy:almost free?

[11:37:40 am]rjrj41:yeah

[11:37:43 am]rjrj41::)

[11:37:49 am]SuperEmmy:define almost free

[11:38:06 am]rjrj41:Ii get to.....pleasure myself when done

[11:38:19 am]SuperEmmy:more specifically?

[11:38:59 am]rjrj41:masturbate

[11:39:03 am]SuperEmmy:ah

[11:39:14 am]rjrj41:or whatever trips you

[11:39:29 am]SuperEmmy:wait... you want to give me a massage then masturbate... how is that not entirely free?

[11:39:31 am]rjrj41:I just get really turned on massaging

[11:39:46 am]rjrj41:well...u have to pay by being there

[11:39:51 am]rjrj41:lol

[11:40:03 am]rjrj41:i give a awesome massage

[11:40:43 am]SuperEmmy:I still don't see how it isn't free.. I mean, I don't have to jack you off, right?

[11:40:53 am]rjrj41:no u dont if u dont want

[11:41:08 am]rjrj41:I just want to look at your ass

[11:41:17 am]SuperEmmy:look at it?

[11:41:20 am]SuperEmmy:just look?

[11:41:24 am]rjrj41:yeah

[11:41:29 am]SuperEmmy:like the scene from secretary?

[11:41:36 am]rjrj41:??

[11:41:46 am]SuperEmmy:you'll have to see that movie

[11:41:50 am]SuperEmmy:it's awesome

[11:43:25 am]SuperEmmy:I see you're really good at giggling

[11:44:12 am]rjrj41:I am

[11:44:22 am]SuperEmmy:wait... does your partner know about this? or are you trying to cheat on her with other chicks in the area?

[11:44:30 am]SuperEmmy:because not telling her is cheating

[11:44:45 am]rjrj41:I dont tell...BUT I dont have sex either

[11:44:59 am]rjrj41:I just want to massage and masturbate

[11:45:14 am]rjrj41:u interested in a long full body massage?

[11:45:31 am]SuperEmmy:you're a cheating asshole and a coward.

[11:45:33 am]SuperEmmy:bye

rjrj41:why??

(11:46:21 am)rjrj41:one time thing?

(11:46:29 am)rjrj41:oh....would u joing two bi men?

(11:46:30 am)SuperEmmy:fuck off.

(11:46:40 am)SuperEmmy:no

I'm thinking about turning my IM off... it's pretty annoying to be pounced on in the morning while I'm trying to check email and read profiles... plus being hit in the face by terrible grammar and spelling's dick.  grr...

god.. what is so hard about spelling? if you're dyslexic , fine... but the ignorant use of "txt spk" when you have a full keyboard in front of you?  come on.  put a little effort into it, for god's sake, man!

also, again I bitch about people pursuing me when I am not interested, and also the people who refuse to read my profile (I know it's lengthy) and feel the need to ask questions about the things I have clearly stated.  I know people all have their own agenda, but I kinda see why girls are such bitches about guys talking to them... I feel like I at least give people a good 5 minute chance, and that, in my opinion, is enough to see if someone actually has substance behind the "I read bukowski" in their profile.

so, in the spirit of being nice to everyone and as I said to ben earlier "hoping to improve my karma" I handed out some change and a couple bucks to two guys who "needed a little help".

I'm not allowed to have cash anymore. yeah, it does feel good to buy someone a drink and that's how I'm viewing it right now $2 to a stranger might mean they improve their lives... it might mean they get some weed or whatever else they are hoping to score, but I do hope that I made a difference... which brings me to a philosophical point (which I'm sure is like all the other dead horse ideas out there and doesn't need to be poked or beaten right now... but anyway)

are there ANY selfless acts or motivations?

I don't really think so.  I gave people things to feel better about myself... meh. I'm tired of thinking.  any comments?

(and another person just asked if I've been here for a long time... I think I love this city.)

what the fuck with all the cutesy animals on sex toys? do women really want that? are most women too uncomfortable to talk about sex and what they want that they have to be pleasured by goddamn bunnies, sea horses, platapi, penguins and dolphins?

stupid cutesy shit...

I decided to make this list for both myself and anyone who would take interest in me as a friend or more than a friend.

I'm lazy and I procrastinate - I listed that first because I feel it is the biggest problem I have and it can get me into the most trouble.

I'm selfish - I've come to realize that this is the reason I don't like children; they take time away from me.

I'm messy - I've been working on changing this for a few weeks now, I'm doing a bit better.

(more to be added later, battery is almost dead)