I work out.
I got to church.
I didn't vote for President Obama.
I wear suits to work on Fridays...for fun.
I admit that septum piercings are a big turn-off.
I look both ways before crossing the street and don't expect cars to stop for me.
Other than that, I'm your normal software-writing, Netflix-watching, downhill-skiing, to-work-biking kind of guy, and i love this city like nobody's business.
One day, my moment to make a triple-entendre will come.