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My self-summary
**If you know me in real life, you may want to stop here unless you're ready to know much, much more about me. If you're idly curious about my OkC profile, you can stop. Let's talk in-person. People are a little weird in that they're ready to share certain kinds of information more with strangers than with people who really know them.

Here we go.

I'm getting back out there after a looooooooong break. This is the first time I'm really going for something physical first. Emotions are great, but what I'm actually missing is sex is right now and not having that in my life has become quite a distraction.

I'm looking for something that's not dishonest or gross, but definitely safe and fun. Lots of fun.

What I’m doing with my life
I work as a software developer (surprise!). I love my job, but I often wonder if this is part of how I got myself into this mess.
I’m really good at
I'm good at Chess and programming, but this isn't or stackoverflow.

I am confident in my sexual abilities. That means I listen and I amplify. Your enjoyment is important to me--that's why I'm on here instead of just jerking off. It's the connection, it's the touch of another, it's the heavy breathing, it's the moan-eliciting, the shake-inducing, the drifting off spent in each others arms.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall and I use a lot of big words.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Once and Future King, Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!, Calvin and Hobbes

Movies: Team America, Idiocracy, Borat, Office Space

Shows: Archer, South Park, American Horror Story

Music: Maroon 5, Macklemore

Food: Non-pushy health nut. Steak, beets, parsnips, sauerkraut, pork chops, eggs, raisins, pecans, applesauce, carrots, bananas, grapes, sweet potatoes, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, onions, garlic, peppers, broccoli, olive oil, spinach, tomatoes, avocados.... That doesn't mean we'll never eat froyo.
The six things I could never do without
1. Sex
2. Air
3. Exercise
4. Food
5. Friends
6. Comedy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
false dichotomies.
On a typical Friday night I am
partaking in a drug-free activity.
You should message me if
you want a response. I'll do my best.