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30 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My entire profile is constantly being revised. What can I say? People grow!

What to say about myself? I'm a huge nerd of every stripe (no really, if it's nerdy I'm totally down), not a zombie (I am active at night, though), and totally awesome. Also INTP (meyers-briggs, look it up.)

I'm not an MS hardware tester anymore! I'm a student at Bellevue College raising my GPA (do or do not) so I can get into DigiPen.

I should probably mention that I'm a licensed Massage Therapist (well, licensed in California) and that I paid entirely too much money to learn to do it.

Man, this sounds like a bad job application. But I mean, really. What more could you possibly want to know?! I rock; come explore the city with me!

I'm a switch. If you don't know what that means, ignore it. If you DO then *happyface!*

I'm not a vegan; I love meat (Ding!) However, I have no problems with vegans or the vegan lifestyle (vegan food is delicious) so as long as you respect me and my choice, I'll respect you and yours. Just promise not to use your vegan powers against me. Please? Don't make me cream your coffee (My legal team has advised me to include this message as a disclaimer, informing anyone who does not get the reference that I would never put cream in a vegan's coffee. Ever. Unless you take it as some sort of sexual term then, hey, whatever blows your hair back I guess. If you have seen or read Scott Pilgrim, you may safely ignore this message.)

I have strong political views. I'm not a left-wing "nutjob" but I heavily lean towards progressivism. I believe in many culture-positive and eco-friendly causes (even if I'm not nearly as active as I'd like.) But if I try to talk about any of that, this profile will end up TWICE as long! That said, I would LOVE to have what I'm sure would be an absolutely facinating discussion on such topics with you. No, I don't hate republicans or conservatives (there's a difference). I've even had successful relationships with them! What I hate are hypocrites and people who force their own ideology onto others, even if it means disaster.

P.S. I am looking for a D&D group (or other gaming group.) I don't care what edition.

I can't believe OKC removed the three words that describe you! I am intelligent, eccentric, and eclectic.

P.P.S. I wanted to go for the hat trick of 3 "e" words (fuck YES alliterating!! So cool.), so I looked up synonyms for intelligent on "Easy" "Endowed" and "Equipped" were all listed, but I assumed they'd be universally misinterpreted!


And finally, to clarify, yes I am an otaku. Yes, I know what this word means. No, I am not a weeaboo. No I don't like things just because they're asian, no I don't want to be japanese, and no I don't have a thing for asian girls. (I like all girls, of all races and body types. Yes, asians are hot, but so are white girls, black girls, indians, native americans, mexicans, etc.) Sorry, I didn't want to put this in but I feel like people tend to make a lot of assumptions when you have a handle like mine and talk a lot about anime and nerdy stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being something other than dead.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
English, video games, empathy, giving it to you straight. Slicing, dicing, I also make julienne fries! (No, for serious, I'm a pretty good cook.)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, my eyes, and my charm and wit! (or occasionally lack thereof)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Is it awesome? Yeah, that.

My tastes are ridiculously eclectic, and I have the unnerving ability to see something good in just about anything, as well as a desire for knowledge and meaningful dialog. If I haven't seen it, read it, or heard it, I'm probably interested.

Ugh you want examples, don't you? Ok fine, but understand that this is far from comprehensive by any parameter. This is more like the greatest hits version; just because your favourite song isn't here doesn't mean it's not on the album.

I like food that is delicious. Recently I've discovered indian food and it's great! I'm eager to have more. I love food and am always open to trying new things, as long as there are no mushrooms (gross) or strawberries (allergic). Sorry, strawberry fans!

My favourite bands include (but are not limited to): SURFACE (a japanese band that's sorta like a cross between jazz, rock, and pop), Hitomi Yaida, and the Protomen. (If you're a Protomen (or SURFACE) fan, please let me know!) I also like Auto-tune the News and The Lonely Island. Like a baus!

I play a lot of video games! If you're one of those intolerant, arrogant people who say that video games are stupid or for children without ever having really tried one since the days of Pac Man or Super Mario Brothers, and lack the open-mindedness to do so, then you need not apply. If you then turn around and switch your brain off in front of TV or movies which offer no creative expression, input, or interpretation whatsoever...then please die.

If on, the other hand, you're the awesome sort of person who doesn't judge people because they happen to have a passion for something you're not interested in and is open to trying new things just to see, then you should probably message me!

My favourite games include the Shin Megami Tensei franchise (especially Persona 3 and 4.) I'm also a huge Final Fantasy fan, but Shin Megami Tensei is like Final Fantasy's cute little sister. Everyone pays attention to Final Fantasy because she's in college and has huge breasts, but she's actually kindof a bitch. SMT is flat chested, but cuter and likes to have fun. Plus, she puts out. I also like the Phoenix Wright series, and pretty much anything from Bioware (I love RPGs), and Fate/stay Night.

I couldn't resist putting this in: I LOVE the new My Little Pony cartoon. ...don't you judge me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rather than try to think of six things that somehow magically encapsulate my being, OR offer some cheesy silly cop out answers like air and water...I've decided to leave this section thought-provokingly blank. Not that I have anything against the first two methods, they're just not me.

(.....ok that's a lie the second one is TOTALLY me. But everyone does it so I, personally, feel it's a little old now. Even if it does tell me something about the people who do it.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Also: How to make this profile express myself more thoroughly. It's very good at expressing my interests and hobbies, which are important, but are not the extent of who I am. But how does one express creativity, verbosity, a love of thinking and discussing, with just a liiiiittle bit of crazy while still putting across the practical information? WITHOUT turning this into a ten page dissertation? Hmm...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing being alive. You never know when that shit might come in handy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually way weirder than this profile makes me sound. And more thoughtful.

Unrelated: If I could somehow turn into a cute girl, but wouldn't ever be able to revert, I'd do it in a heartbeat and I'd never look back.
You should message me if
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You can string two or more words together in a grammatically sound manner that contain more than three letters. Each.

No, seriously, don't be shy. If you're not an idiot and think you'd like to talk or hang out or anything else, send me a message! No, really! Yes, you!

Addendum: I am bisexual but I'm not interested in a 1x1 relationship with another man right now. Sorry!

So say we all.