Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


32 Edmonton, Alberta, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm weird, geeky, sexy, smart, creative, and confident.

Sexy derp. It's a thing.

I've been called a unicorn, but I'm actually a nudibranch.

I love wearing flashy lycra and have 'street cred' as a dancer.

I have a passion for aesthetics, research, and curation.

I live in the space betwixt opposites.

I'm not interested in the status quo.

I can be feminine, while also being forthright and bold.

I am somewhat inherently subversive; true punk rock isnt about the clothes you wear or even the music you listen to.

I can be an asshole/misanthrope, but I like to think I'm an empathetic person.

I have significant other, but we are non-monogamous.

I am interested in meeting new people who are independent and happy as they are.

I am very attracted to people who are unabashedly themselves, smart, fit and funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In my default life, I'm an administrative handy woman working in post-secondary research networking. When I'm not at work, I'm lolling at cats on the interwebz, hula hooping / prop spinning with my friends, working out, dancing, laughing, chillin', and contemplating the complexities of life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing, telling bad jokes, learning, loving, laughing, hooping, cooking, crafting, logistical planning, taking the lead, using Ebonics unironically, admitting that I'm wrong, admitting that I don't know, scouring the internet for the perfect Club Kid gear, avoiding work, making a fool of myself, putting my foot in my mouth, embarrassing uptight individuals... and writing long lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In seventh grade, one of my teachers told me that I walk with purpose and confidence. I like to think this is still the case.

If it isn't, then people likely notice my laugh and/or my daring fashion sense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: For fiction I enjoy historical adventure, though any well-written book is a good book in my books (ba dum tss). Non-fiction I enjoy history, popular culture, sociology, personal development, plebeian quantum physics/astronomy.

Movies: Last of the Mohicans; Memoirs of a Geisha; Austin Powers; Star Wars; Star Trek; Stardust; Chocolat; Amelie; Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels; The 5th Element; Enter the Void; Ferris Bueller... I could go on.

Shows: Doraleous & Associates, Archer, Game of Thrones, Firefly, space & nature documentaries. I only ever watch stuff online, though, as I think TV commercials are a plague on humanity.

...I should re-watch The Golden Girls.

Music: Lately, I've been listening to a lot of bass music like Phutureprimitive, Metrik, Emancipator, Phaeleh, Kryptic Minds, Alix Perez, Sub Motion Orchestra, Odesza, etc. I have musical roots and am well-versed in hip hop, soul, motown, R&B. I also have a huge girl boner for Swedish pop sensation, Robyn; she owns! Truth be told, I listen to everything from Tool to Nina Simone to Zero 7. I have a very eclectic taste in music.

Food: Yes please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Arbitrary six item lists and/or sarcasm
2. Music
3. Dance
4. Practical, quality-made footwear
5. Meta cognition
6. Laughing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just how full of shit *am* I, relatively speaking?

I'm a complicated and passionate person. I love to learn and am keen on self awareness.

I think about the universe, individual relativism, human nature, human rights, policing, emotional scripts, existentialism, sociological constructs, physics, ASMR, expressive movement, meta-awareness, transhumanism, radical self-reliance, limits & boundaries, the sexiness of possibility as opposed to the end game...

I love a good debate, and stimulating intellectual discourse really melts my butter.

Also, black light & things that glow. Street fashion. Lolcats. And nudibranchs. Seriously, they're amazing. Go google image/pinterest search them right now. DOOOO EEEEET.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing at underground parties, at home chillin', or - weather permitting - going on a bike ride to decompress after my work week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My shit stinks just like everybody else's.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're an intelligent, empathetic, attractive, sexy, silly human being who loves to dance, laugh, and be free.

You're an absurdist and enjoy discussing everything from inane lokspeak to the severely relevant.

You question everything and are riddled with doubt.