Sexy derp. It's a thing.
I've been called a unicorn, but I'm actually a nudibranch.
I love wearing flashy lycra and have 'street cred' as a dancer.
I have a passion for aesthetics, research, and curation.
I often confuse myself (and others, lucky you!) by being painfully serious and intense one minute, and then making a crass, offensive mockery of all things sacred the next.
I live in the space betwixt opposites.
I'm not interested in the status quo.
I can be feminine, while also being forthright and bold.
I am somewhat inherently subversive.
I can be an asshole/misanthrope, but I like to think I'm an empathetic person.
I have significant other, but we are non-monogamous.
I am interested in meeting new people who are independent and happy as they are.
I am very attracted to people who are unabashedly themselves, smart, fit and funny.