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33 Edmonton, Alberta, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
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Bisexual, Queer
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5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm weird, geeky, sexy, smart, creative, and confident.

Sexy derp. It's a thing.

I love wearing flashy lycra and have 'street cred' as a dancer.

I have a passion for aesthetics, research, and curation.

I live in the space betwixt opposites. Social justice shitlord.

I'm not interested in the status quo.

I can be feminine, while also being forthright and bold.

I am non-monogamous.

I am very attracted to people who are unabashedly themselves, independent, smart, fit and funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In my default life I'm an admin coordinator in post-secondary research. When I'm not at work, I'm lolling at cats on the interwebz, hula hooping / prop spinning with friends, lifting, yoga, cycling, dancing, laughing, chillin', gaming and contemplating the complexities of life. I also recently took up rock climbing which is reeeeeally super fun! And I'm learning python.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing, telling bad jokes, learning, loving, laughing, hula hooping, cooking, crafting, logistical planning, taking the lead, using Ebonics unironically, admitting that I'm wrong, admitting that I don't know, using the right key words to find things online, avoiding work, making a fool of myself, embarrassing uptight individuals... and writing long lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In seventh grade, one of my teachers told me that I walk with purpose and confidence. I like to think this is still the case.

If it isn't, then people likely notice my height, my laugh and/or my daring fashion sense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Currently reading Transmetropolitan. For fiction I enjoy historical adventure, though any well-written book is a good book in my books (ba dum tss). Non-fiction: history, popular culture, sociology, personal development, popular science, lots of blogs.

Movies: Last of the Mohicans; Memoirs of a Geisha; Austin Powers; Star Wars; Star Trek; Stardust; Chocolat; Amelie; Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels; The 5th Element; Enter the Void; Ghost In The Shell; Ferris Bueller... I could go on.

Shows: Doraleous & Associates, Archer, Game of Thrones, Firefly, Walking Dead, Hell On Wheels, Kill La Kill, space & nature documentaries. I only ever watch stuff online; TV commercials are a plague on humanity.

Music: Lately, I've been listening to a lot of bass music like Stray, Glitch Mob, anything Shogun Audio, Emancipator, Phaeleh, Kryptic Minds, Alix Perez, Sub Motion Orchestra, Odesza, etc. I have musical roots and am well-versed in hip hop, soul, motown, R&B. I also have a huge boner for Swedish pop sensation, Robyn; she owns! Truth be told, I listen to everything from Tool to Nina Simone to Zero 7. I have a very eclectic taste in music.

Food: Yes please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Arbitrary six item lists and/or sarcasm
2. Music
3. Dance
4. Practical, quality-made footwear
5. Meta awareness
6. Laughing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just how full of shit *am* I, relatively speaking?

I'm a complicated and passionate person. I love to learn and am keen on self awareness.

I think about the universe, individual relativism, human nature/rights, policing, emotional scripts, existentialism, sociological constructs, physics, ASMR, expressive movement, meta-cognition, transhumanism, radical self-reliance, limits & boundaries, the sexiness of possibility as opposed to the end game...

I love a good debate, and stimulating intellectual discourse really melts my butter.

Also, black light & things that glow. Street and festival fashion. Arnie quotes. Lolcats. Food. And nudibranchs. Seriously, they're amazing. Go google image/pinterest search them right now. DOOOO EEEEET.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing at underground parties, at home chillin'/gaming with my brothers and nephew, or - weather permitting - going on a bike ride to decompress after my work week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My shit stinks just like everybody else's.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're an intelligent, empathetic, attractive, sexy, silly human being.

You dig absurdism and surrealism.

You want to know when the good drum and bass/dubstep/dub shows are happening.

You can answer this question:
"Conan, what is best in life?"