Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm weird, geeky, sexy, smart, creative, and confident.
Sexy derp. It's a thing.
I love wearing flashy lycra and have 'street cred' as a
I have a passion for aesthetics, research, and curation.
I live in the space betwixt opposites.
I'm not interested in the status quo.
I can be feminine, while also being forthright and bold.
I have more than one "significant other" and am
I am very attracted to people who are unabashedly themselves,
independent, smart, fit and funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In my default life I'm an admin coordinator in post-secondary
research. When I'm not at work, I'm lolling at cats on the
interwebz, hula hooping / prop spinning with friends, lifting,
yoga, cycling, dancing, laughing, chillin', gaming and
contemplating the complexities of life. I also recently took up
rock climbing which is reeeeeally super fun!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing, telling bad jokes, learning, loving, laughing, hula
hooping, cooking, crafting, logistical planning, taking the lead,
using Ebonics unironically, admitting that I'm wrong, admitting
that I don't know, using the right key words to find things online,
avoiding work, making a fool of myself, embarrassing uptight
individuals... and writing long lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In seventh grade, one of my teachers told me that I walk with
purpose and confidence. I like to think this is still the
If it isn't, then people likely notice my height, my laugh and/or
my daring fashion sense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Currently reading Transmetropolitan. For fiction I enjoy
historical adventure, though any well-written book is a good book
in my books (ba dum tss). Non-fiction: history, popular culture,
sociology, personal development, popular science, lots of
Movies: Last of the Mohicans; Memoirs of a Geisha; Austin Powers;
Star Wars; Star Trek; Stardust; Chocolat; Amelie; Lock, Stock, and
Two Smoking Barrels; The 5th Element; Enter the Void; Ghost In The
Shell; Ferris Bueller... I could go on.
Shows: Doraleous & Associates, Archer, Game of Thrones,
Firefly, Walking Dead, Hell On Wheels, Kill La Kill, space &
nature documentaries. I only ever watch stuff online; TV
commercials are a plague on humanity.
Music: Lately, I've been listening to a lot of bass music like
Stray, Glitch Mob, anything Shogun Audio, Emancipator, Phaeleh,
Kryptic Minds, Alix Perez, Sub Motion Orchestra, Odesza, etc. I
have musical roots and am well-versed in hip hop, soul, motown,
R&B. I also have a huge girl boner for Swedish pop sensation,
Robyn; she owns! Truth be told, I listen to everything from Tool to
Nina Simone to Zero 7. I have a very eclectic taste in music.
Food: Yes please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Arbitrary six item lists and/or sarcasm
4. Practical, quality-made footwear
5. Meta awareness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just how full of shit *am* I, relatively speaking?
I'm a complicated and passionate person. I love to learn and am
keen on self awareness.
I think about the universe, individual relativism, human
nature/rights, policing, emotional scripts, existentialism,
sociological constructs, physics, ASMR, expressive movement,
meta-cognition, transhumanism, radical self-reliance, limits &
boundaries, the sexiness of possibility as opposed to the end
I love a good debate, and stimulating intellectual discourse really
melts my butter.
Also, black light & things that glow. Street and festival
fashion. Arnie quotes. Lolcats. Food. And nudibranchs. Seriously,
they're amazing. Go google image/pinterest search them right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing at underground parties, at home chillin'/gaming with my
brothers and nephew, or - weather permitting - going on a bike ride
to decompress after my work week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My shit stinks just like everybody else's.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're an intelligent, empathetic, attractive, sexy, silly human
being who loves to dance, laugh, and be free.
You're an absurdist and enjoy discussing everything from inane
lokspeak to the severely relevant.
You want to know when the good drum and bass/dubstep/dub shows are
You can answer this question:
"Conan, what is best in life?"
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