I wrote this ad in a somewhat pissed off mood. Which is excellent, really! I mean, how much internet dating can you take before you realize it's all a bunch of crap, right? Well, by the looks of this hilarious profile, I think I reached my limit the day I wrote this! Enjoy...
If you're an actress or model, don't contact me.
If you're a narcissist, don't contact me.
If you don't understand that the world - and the U.S. - is in serious trouble, don't contact me - you're living a fantasy life.
If you haven't seriously investigated Christianity, you haven't done your research. The odds that a man would write such words of wisdom, call himself the God in the flesh, have numerous disciples leave a great life in a tight-knit community and sacrifice their homes, jobs, reputations, family and friends all while being tortured and murdered saying this man did something impossible (namely, rise from the dead), meanwhile the two groups DEAD-set against a new "religion", the Jews and the Romans, never produced a body, yet no one ever confessed to a "conspiracy"... is extraordinarily highly unlikely. There's even more proof, but that's a start. Atheism is intellectual dishonesty; a bastion of un-researched ignorance.
And finally, I also don't care how many countries you've been to, how many languages you speak, how often you go to the beach or workout or even what church or ministry you belong to....
All I care about is your HEART and MIND. That's it. Do you understand that what we DO in life, what we contribute and how we bring other people love is the ONLY pursuit worth pursuing? All else is an illusion.
Do you further understand that when a man and woman come together, their goal should be to create good works and better the world around them, not live a myopic material existence for their own pleasure?
And finally, are you truly open, honest and willing to put in the WORK necessary to make a great relationship with good man? Because everything requires work... and hard times aren't a maybe, they're a definite.
Soooo.... if you're operating under any other philosophy, you've swallowed too much of the crap you've been fed from TV and Cosmopolitan magazine.
There ... that should get rid of few time-wasters that contact me. What's left should be the 1% of the 1%. And no, I don't care if I've offended you, really. Who knows - maybe I've challenged you! If you don't like it, write your OWN damn personal ad! LOL.
God (daily meditation)
Music (jazz, soul, classic rock, Brazilian and much more)
Recording (I have my own recording studio)
Writing and Teaching (I am launching a web video series)
Helping people, teaching, (kids & adults)
Traveling (I want out of LA)
I also like:
Rollerblading, swimming, walking, hiking, beach sports, good talks, bitchin' tea, good jokes, bad jokes, staying up late, cuddling, making love slowly and passionately and light dominatrix play. Yes, you heard that right.
Also, PLEASE NOTE: I am planning to move soon to either NYC or out of the country altogether, and exploring travel in a high-end RV. I want to teach and build community and make a difference in people's lives, not be surrounded by a bunch of superficial relationships. I am a New Yorker at heart; intense, motivated by human interaction, creative and spiritual. I killed my TV long ago and don't regret it.
I consider myself a "Liberal Christian Mystic" but my beliefs defy categorization. I think abortion is sad but I believe in a free society. You can't tell someone what to do with their body, period. I believe republicans have sold the country to corporate tyrants, I believe the democrats want are selling the country to welfare handouts, and I believe the only thing that ultimately keeps people free is having a firearm and knowing how to use it. Yet I believe in peace treaties and butterflies and golden retrievers. Try to categorize me now! LOL.
I love to make people laugh and sport a rather dry, sarcastic, wit - Woody Allen meets George Carlin meets Eddie Murphy.
I am nocturnal; I go to bed around 1-2 and wake around 9-10. I am self-employed, make my own hours and LOVE it!
For 5 years my ex-gf was my assistant and we both loved the experience. I want it again. We had a ton of fun and got some great things accomplished.
I refuse to date anyone out of my immediate area. I don't like wasting my life in my car.
I think online dating is mostly ridiculous. There's not a damn bit of chemistry in two people typing and looking at a screen. Online dating is a general filter only. To determine chemistry, two people have to talk on the phone and meet for coffee.
Now that I've totally pissed the majority of you off, you can tell me to fuck off. Oh yes, and have a nice day! : )
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