You made it this far and haven't heard enough.
I'm well-spoken, to the point, and brutally honest, but not nearly
as scary as I might seem.
I will write you a thoughtful, witty, and concise message if you
take at least half the amount of time I will spend to do the
I prefer you tell me a story, then allow me to spin that into a
story of my own. That's how communication works. This isn't an
interview. Only ask me a question if you've already included an
anecdote about the same question's answer for yourself.
You're a troll and want to debate. I love a good discussion and a
trolling once in a while myself. Fair warning, you will lose, and I
won't have to cuss, raise my voice, or take any cheap shots,
either. Have a nice day!