Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm arrogant but adorable. A sarcastic sweetheart.
Strangers want to punch me in the face. Friends want to caress
My confidence is polarizing like that and I don't mind. I'll either
love or hate you, too.
I prefer listening to talking, so when I speak I expect your full
I'll be your best friend if you let me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Is not all that different from everyone else, but I'm able to make
it sound less boring than most.
I graduated from school and have no real interest in going back. I
learn something new every day through my own efforts or from others
I have two part-time jobs that pay well and don't feel like work.
Neither are what my degree is in.
I have an odd variety of talents, hobbies, and interests, some
incorporate my degree. I love not having to rely on any of them to
support myself, but can if I ever need or want to.
I'm hellbent on being self-made. It's a work in progress.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying exactly what I mean and want to the first time around, and
never backing down.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a "grumpy face" when relaxed. I think it just makes my smile
that much better.
I kind of have bro hair, but I'm not a bro at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Non-fiction and biographies.
More subtle comedies.
Sitcoms and game shows.
But I'll read, watch, listen, and eat just about anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How big the universe is.
How all my thoughts, skills, and interests will work together in my
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely sleeping, unless there's a special event going on with my
friends. I work graveyard shift on weekends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll probably find you annoying if your answer to this is along the
lines of "If I told you, it wouldn't be private!"
This question isn't asking for your deepest, darkest secret, just
something embarrassing that you don't mind people knowing.
With those guidelines, I'm afraid of the dark.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You made it this far and haven't heard enough.
I'm well-spoken, to the point, and brutally honest, but not nearly
as scary as I might seem.
I will write you a thoughtful, witty, and concise message if you
take at least half the amount of time I will spend to do the
I prefer you tell me a story, then allow me to spin that into a
story of my own. That's how communication works. This isn't an
interview. Only ask me a question if you've already included an
anecdote about the same question's answer for yourself.
You're a troll and want to debate. I love a good discussion and a
trolling once in a while myself. Fair warning, you will lose, and I
won't have to cuss, raise my voice, or take any cheap shots,
either. Have a nice day!
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