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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:07pm
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not as cool as an elderly couple grooving out on the dance floor, but I'm probably cooler than your ex-boyfriend.

I like going on random adventures (went to Columbia by myself on a whim recently), and meeting new people is always exciting.

I can go from having a meaningful conversation to being a complete goofball in seconds. I'm serious about living life to the fullest, but I try to never take myself too seriously. Everyone should let their inner weirdo out.

Writing is my biggest passion: stories, essays, scripts, poems, exclamations, anything... maybe not tales of vampire romance.

I think empathy is the most important quality a person can possess. I'm not here to meet people who want to feel lesser than someone else. I want to understand what it's like to walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

What I'm looking for in a partner:

*An analytical brain (I want to date someone with an opinion--not someone who just nods and claps).
*A witty personality. You have to love sarcasm and dark humor (getting each other's sense of humor is everything, and without that connection things can be a drag)
*Someone who enjoys reading (You might have guessed this from the "my main passion is writing bit" above)
*Someone with an open-mind who appreciates different perspectives. One of the greatest joys of dating someone is experiencing a new point of view and trying to understand it.
*You have a bubble butt (Sowwy, but I'm not attracted to flat asses. 100% booty man, here. To hell with boobs, height, and hair color. Everyone has their preferences, right?)
*You love films--all kinds of them--but especially ones that make you think.
*You're empathetic and aDORKable.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching, politicking, writing, learning, dying, living, sleeping, being, not so fast there, what the are you talking about?, yes, yes, yes, one more time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Give me a week at it, and I'll show you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wooden leg, evil scientist laugh, unicorn horn
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Brave New World, The Handmaid's Tale, Revolutionary Road, The picture of Dorian Gray, Lolita, more books, and shows, and music, and food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Siberian bodyguards
Food fights
Callipygian silhouettes
Talking to strangers in elevators
Arbitrarily numbered lists
The sweet sound of your voice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life, death, thinking about thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking, and thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either reversing gravity or making miniature horses.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am actually you from a previous life, so we have a lot of
catching up to do.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
the coin toss goes well