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SuperMegaAwesome

34 M Orlando, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I don't have much faith in astrology, which is so typical, me being a taurus and all.

It's pretty hard to shock me. People have strange and difficult thoughts, and I enjoy hearing them, so I make a good listener. I'm also a bit complicated myself, so I'm drawn to people who are patient and understanding.

I love writing: stories, essays, scripts, poems, exclamations, anything... maybe not tales of vampire romance.

Movies are my drug of choice. I watch thousands of them and know way more information than necessary about several directors.

I can out sarcasm your most sarcastic friend.

I'm not as cool as an elderly couple grooving out on the dance floor, but I'm probably cooler than your ex-boyfriend.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching, politicking, writing, learning, dying, living, sleeping, being, not so fast there, what the are you talking about?, yes, yes, yes, one more time.
I’m really good at
Give me a week at it, and I'll show you.
The first things people usually notice about me
Wooden leg, evil scientist laugh, unicorn horn
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Brave New World, The Handmaid's Tale, Revolutionary Road, The picture of Dorian Gray, Lolita, more books, and shows, and music, and food.
The six things I could never do without
My Siberian bodyguards
Food fights
Callipygian silhouettes
Talking to strangers in elevators
Arbitrarily numbered lists
The sweet sound of your voice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life, death, thinking about thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking, and thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
Downtown with friends (enemies)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am actually you from a previous life, so we have a lot of
catching up to do.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
the coin toss goes well