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SuperMegaAwesome

35 Orlando, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Going on adventures and meeting new people drives me. I can go from having a meaningful conversation to being a complete goofball in seconds. I'm serious about living life to the fullest, but I try to never take myself too seriously.

Writing is my biggest passion: stories, essays, scripts, poems, exclamations, anything... maybe not tales of vampire romance.

I think empathy is the most important quality a person can possess. I'm not here to meet people who want to feel lesser than someone else. I want to understand what it's like to walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

I'm looking to meet someone who shares my strange sense of humor. I want to be able to have fun banter (wit is sexy). I want a partner who is intelligent, enjoys reading, and is open-minded. Physically, I don't care about height or hair color or boobs or what your preferred fashion sense is; however, I do like women to be fit but still have a little junk in the trunk.

I'm not as cool as an elderly couple grooving out on the dance floor, but I'm probably cooler than your ex-boyfriend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching, politicking, writing, learning, dying, living, sleeping, being, not so fast there, what the are you talking about?, yes, yes, yes, one more time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Give me a week at it, and I'll show you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wooden leg, evil scientist laugh, unicorn horn
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Brave New World, The Handmaid's Tale, Revolutionary Road, The picture of Dorian Gray, Lolita, more books, and shows, and music, and food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Siberian bodyguards
Food fights
Callipygian silhouettes
Talking to strangers in elevators
Arbitrarily numbered lists
The sweet sound of your voice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life, death, thinking about thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking, and thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either reversing gravity or making miniature horses.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am actually you from a previous life, so we have a lot of
catching up to do.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
the coin toss goes well