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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Today – 9:56am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other and laughing about it
Working on University
Might want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I am a geek, but the interesting kind. An ex-nightowl, trying to get back into the habit. I Fish for Squirrels. I like to explore, and often times end up finding really interesting places, or random trinkets laying on the ground that I packrat away, fully believing I am infact, Macguyver, and will someday require a broken doodad or short bit of string to save the day. I packrat lots of stuff though that will never save anyone except myself, and from boredom. I have entirely too many video games, and yet I'll never have enough. I have a 4 slot Neo Geo arcade cabinet among other things. Anime. I love Anime. I also like Samurai flicks. B horror movies. When all else fails, Road Trip!!!

For the first week or three, I'd be shy. After that, more along the line of insane. The good kind of insane. The kind where driving for 3 hours for pancakes at 1am not only makes perfect sense, but is law mandate.

When I was a wee tot, I once threatened captain lou albano. He was interested in a toy I was holding and I thought he wanted to take it.

I am original, sleepy, and not a tumor
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At the moment, I work in an Educational Science warehouse. Banana Scorpion Lolipops. Nuff said.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, by both intent and proximity. Confusing myself beyond all possible limits while presenting myself with simple questions, such as "What are you doing?". Also, I cook a mean garbage omlette.

Convincing myself that I'm going to sleep in 5 minutes, and blowing another hour on Wikipedia hot-linking through pages until I find something interesting... and then reading everything available about that thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Really, I don't know. It's not something I've ever though about before. I suppose my rugged good looks?

Or. I might be wearing a box on my head, like a hat. With a straight face. "HAT" may be printed on the box, to clear up any possible confusion for spectators.

I like hats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Satan Burger, Grunts, many others which I have forgotten over the years.

(b) Team America, MST3K, Slapstick comedy, Godzilla flicks, Samurai drama, kurosawa, Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho-tep, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, Shawn of the Dead, Boondock Saints, Battle Royale, Freaked, Zombieland etc.

(c) Ozzy, old metalica, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys to name a few. I'll listen to the whole spectrum, although country and rap are not my favorite of genres. So, Pandora?

(d) Pasta, Sushi has a place on the table, while Junk Food pretty much dominates the kitchen entirely.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Internet Access, be it on a desktop or via smartphone.

2. A means of transportation. I get Wanderlust often.

3. Roller Coasters

4. A dry, clean towel

5. Incredibly corny b horror movies

6. Cheese. NOM NOM NOM
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretty much anything and everything. My brain works a lot like wikipedia. I'll be thinking about something serious and eventually end up wondering why you don't see the hamburgler anymore.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying in and watching a movie, catching up on some reading, or attempting to socialize. Which one of these doesn't fit with the rest? :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm cuddly as fuck.
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