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My self-summary
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about. Things you wouldn't understand.
Things you couldn't understand.
Things you shouldn't understand.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning the art of swordfighting so I can find the six-fingered man who killed my father.
I’m really good at
Knowing the difference between there, they're, and their.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either the eyepatch, the peg leg, the hook instead of a hand, or the parrot on my shoulder.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Do comic books count?

Movies: I'm a big fan of comedies, my favorite movie is Anchorman. Other than that, I like some science fiction and horror, but only if they're either really good or really bad.

TV Shows:
Favorites: The Daily Show, How I Met Your Mother, Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Doctor Who, South Park, Modern Family, Buffy, Breaking Bad, Hannibal.

When I get around to it, I'll watch: Futurama, The Wire, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Flight of the Conchords, Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, and Stark Trek:TNG.

Arrested Development and Battlestar Galactica are both overrated.

Music: Great Big Sea, early 90s grunge, 80s Power Ballads, and power metal when I'm working out, because it's impossible to run slowly when you're listening to Dragonforce.

Food: I'm the opposite of vegan. I try not to eat anything unless it comes from an animal.
The six things I could never do without
1. Earth
2. Fire
3. Wind
4. Water
5. Heart
6. Captain Planet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I can do to eliminate the Patriarchy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking whiskey and watching '90s pro wrestling


Watching an improv show at Huge Theater.


Playing The OKCupid Drinking Game!
Find a random profile, and take a drink whever you read the following (or similar):

★I'm sarcastic
★I'm quirky
★I'm shy until you get to know me
★I love to laugh / Have fun
★I'm Easy Going / Laid Back
★List of 6 things includes:
★Pictures include one or more of the following:
-The Sears Tower Skydeck
-The Cloud Gate
-The Cherry Spoonbridge
-The color run and/or Tough Mudder
★Private thing 'Wouldn't be private if I told you'
★There's no such thing as a 'typical' Friday night
★Self -summary is one or two very basic sentences, followed by "If you want to know more, just ask!"
★Fake mustache picture
★Zombie pub crawl picture
★Message me if 'You want to/You feel like it'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself.
You should message me if
You want to meet up so we can tell each other the first thing we noticed, so we can honestly complete that section of our profiles.

You agree that Michelangelo is the best ninja turtle.

Also, I just got out of a long-term relationship, so I'm not really looking for anything serious right now. I just want to find some cool people to hang out with.