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30 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:08pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about. Things you wouldn't understand.
Things you couldn't understand.
Things you shouldn't understand.
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me.
I'm a loner. A rebel.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having adventures through time and space in my TARDIS. Would you care to join me?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing the difference between there, they're, and their. According to my research, this should make me irresistible to a majority of women on OKCupid.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Myers-Briggs type is ILMR.*

*I've had this listed for several months now, and nobody has called me out on listing a fake Myer-Briggs type. This confirms my suspicions that nobody really cares about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Do comic books count?

Movies: I'm a big fan of comedies, my favorite movie is Anchorman. Other than that, I like some science fiction and horror, but only if they're either really good or really bad.

TV Shows: The Daily Show, How I Met Your Mother, Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Doctor Who, South Park, Modern Family. When I get around to it, I'll watch: Mad Men, Futurama, The Wire, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Buffy, Dexter, Flight of the Conchords, Castle. Arrested Development and Battlestar Galactica are both overrated.

Music: Great Big Sea, early 90s grunge, 80s Power Ballads, metal, and Lady Gaga. Lately I mostly just listen to whatever's on The Current.

Food: I'm the opposite of vegan. I try not to eat anything unless it comes from an animal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Earth
2. Fire
3. Wind
4. Water
5. Heart
6. Captain Planet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to send a good OKCupid message.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking whiskey and watching Parks and Recreation


Watching an improv show at Huge Theater in Uptown.


Playing The OKCupid Drinking Game!
Find a random profile, and take a drink whever you read the following (or similar):

★I'm sarcastic
★I'm quirky
★I'm shy until you get to know me
★I love to laugh / Have fun
★I'm Easy Going / Laid Back
★List of 6 things includes:
★Pictures include one or more of the following:
-The Sears Tower Skydeck
-The Cloud Gate
-The Cherry Spoonbridge
★Private thing 'Wouldn't be private if I told you'
★There's no such thing as a 'typical' Friday night
★Self -summary is one or two very basic sentences, followed by "If you want to know more, just ask!"
★Fake mustache picture
★Mention of The Oxford Comma
★Zombie pub crawl picture
★Message me if 'You want to/You feel like it'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would do anything for love.

But I won't do that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You agree that Michelangelo is the best ninja turtle.

I've recently realized that OKCupid tends to hide relationship statuses (especially on the mobile app), so I want to make it clear that I am in an open relationship. I would love to find some fun and interesting women to date casually, but you have to be okay with the fact that I have a girlfriend.