Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about.
Things you wouldn't understand.
Things you couldn't understand.
Things you shouldn't understand.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning the art of swordfighting so I can find the six-fingered
man who killed my father.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing the difference between there, they're, and their.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either the eyepatch, the peg leg, the hook instead of a hand, or
the parrot on my shoulder.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Do comic books count?
Movies: I'm a big fan of comedies, my favorite movie is Anchorman.
Other than that, I like some science fiction and horror, but only
if they're either really good or really bad.
Favorites: The Daily Show, How I Met Your Mother, Community, 30
Rock, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
Doctor Who, South Park, Modern Family, Buffy, Breaking Bad,
When I get around to it, I'll watch: Futurama, The Wire, Curb Your
Enthusiasm, Flight of the Conchords, Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, and
Arrested Development and Battlestar Galactica are both
Music: Great Big Sea, early 90s grunge, 80s Power Ballads, and
power metal when I'm working out, because it's impossible to run
slowly when you're listening to Dragonforce.
Food: I'm the opposite of vegan. I try not to eat anything unless
it comes from an animal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6. Captain Planet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can do to eliminate the Patriarchy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking whiskey and watching Parks and Recreation
Watching an improv show at Huge Theater.
Playing The OKCupid Drinking Game!
Find a random profile, and take a drink whever you read the
following (or similar):
★I'm shy until you get to know me
★I love to laugh / Have fun
★I'm Easy Going / Laid Back
★List of 6 things includes:
★Pictures include one or more of the following:
-The Sears Tower Skydeck
-The Cloud Gate
-The Cherry Spoonbridge
★Private thing 'Wouldn't be private if I told you'
★There's no such thing as a 'typical' Friday night
★Self -summary is one or two very basic sentences, followed by "If
you want to know more, just ask!"
★Fake mustache picture
★Mention of The Oxford Comma
★Zombie pub crawl picture
★Message me if 'You want to/You feel like it'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I would do anything for love.
But I won't do that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet up so we can tell each other the first thing we
noticed, so we can honestly complete that section of our
You agree that Michelangelo is the best ninja turtle.
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