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My name is Tim. I'm a stand-up comedian and comic book author. I hate nazis, rats, and people who use the phrase "so random".

I was born in Pennsylvania, lived in Rhode Island for most of my life and just recently moved to California.

I love dogs more than cats and cats more than most salads.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing. Mostly comic books. I currently write/draw/publish my own book Goatman and have a few other projects I'm working with other artists on that should come out later this year.
I’m really good at
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Kung-Fu for the NES. Comic book trivia. Inappropriate high-fives. Bowling (as long as score isn't a factor). Reading (I pretty much know every word in the english language). Guessing the end of things I've already seen.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My awesomeness. My confidence in my awesomeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-Steve Martin: Born Standing Up, The Bedwetter, Sleepwalk With Me, anything by Steven King. Many, many comics books.
Movies-Adaptation, American Splendor, Wet Hot American Summer, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Evil Dead 2, Hellboy, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, anything by the Coen brothers
Shows-Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, Community, Adventure Time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Batman the Animated Series, Extras
Music-Say Anything, Modest Mouse, Saves the Day, Coheed and Cambria, David Bowie, Dexys Midnight Runners, Bright Eyes
The six things I could never do without
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1. Comic books
2. Dogs
3. Water
4. A comfy bed
5. My phone (it saved my life in the war)
6. Jet packs (I don't have one yet but once I do I'm sure I won't be able to live without it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Monsters, what I'm going to do with my day, how things are going, aliens. What certain cute dogs would look like in certain cute sweaters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a comedy show or maybe hanging with some friends or watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I actually use my phone as a phone sometimes.
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