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  • Ages 18–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jan 12, 2014
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
English, C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I really just wanna share some bourbon with someone while watching cartoons and cuddling/making out.

What I’m doing with my life
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Living, more or less. Finishing up a sweet novel, doing some school... looking for work. The usual.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm an incredibly good writer and quick to figure things out. Some might call me "smart" but I just feel like I think quickly and anyone could reach the same conclusions I did if they spent as much time and effort thinking it through as I did. I'm not really special, I'm just the kind of guy who will take a 3 hour long walk just to think about stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Long hair, beard, "looks like Jesus." The beard can absolutely come off or be trimmed (I prefer it trimmed). Also I am always wearing flip flops... unless wading through snow.

(You see, the snow melts and gets trapped under my feet)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Frank Zappa., Animorphs, Timothy Zahn, some of the classics but usually not, funny TV Shows, deep movies, and anything that isn't super salty.

Not in any particular order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My friends (E.G. Steffy)
2) The ability to laugh at myself (E.G. lol, number 1 is so corny)
3) The ability to think (E.G. man I've got a theme going here)
4) The ability to love (E.G. <3 Zoe, I miss you)
5) The ability to move (E.G. how else will I get to work?)
6) The ability to feel (E.G. never mind this is a PG site)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fantasy worlds. I come up with a lot of them. I also think about thinking... I like working out how to think more than I like working out what to think. What to think is largely irrelevant compared to how we arrive at our conclusions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing League with my buddies or at FNM.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm more female than male.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you happen across this profile. Screw whether or not you think I'll like you or whether or not you think you'll like me... take a chance! The absolute worst case scenario is that we meet each other and decide to go our separate ways.