Speaking of beer, I enjoy drinking craft brews. Some of my favorites are Three Floyds, Oaken Barrel, Two Brothers, and Ommegang. However, I also love tossing back High Life and PBR. After all, the former is the champagne of beers, and as for the latter, one cannot deny the prestige that accompanies a blue ribbon... I sure as hell don't.
I curse too much, and drink just the right amount. Besides that, I assure you I am a perfect gentleman.
I've also been told that I'm the world's best uncle... It's a pretty big honor on a global scale.