Speaking of beer, I enjoy craft brews. Three Floyds, Oaken Barrel, Two Brothers, and Ommegang are my faves. I also love High Life and PBR. After all, HL is the champagne of beers, and one cannot deny the prestige that accompanies a blue ribbon... I sure as hell don't.
I curse too much, but besides that, I assure you I am a total gentleman.
I've also been told that I'm the world's best uncle... It's a pretty big honor on a global scale.