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Surely_u_Jest

46 Fort Lauderdale, FL Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 29–51
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 12:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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Conversation is how you really learn about another person. We should talk an awful lot before meeting.

Some facts about me you should know up front..

Most folk giggle hysterically while reading my blog rants or hearing my table stories. And yes, I sometimes drink Dos Equis, but only when I am the most thirsty man in the world. Yes, my 'absurdly amusing' persona can hit high gear when you least expect it... and down shift to funeral serious at a moment's notice... just stop thinking how bipolar that sounds.

My dream girl should have some of these qualities...

You are done with boring, self-absorbed men and seek cerebral invigoration. You want a guy who will know you better than you know yourself and inspires you to pursue your own dreams and ambitions. You are more inclined to pick up a wild Anne Rice novel over a cookbook. Oops, I digress! Cooking is a big plus (I cook, too.)You might act disinterested in fantasy or erotica with all your friends, but it's truly your secret indulgence. You love a man who takes charge, but includes you in all decisions.

You're still reading this? You want to hear more??? ::sigh::

People say I am incredibly easy to talk with... can also be silent for hours.. though better known for writing a long rant!

When I fall in love I am not a pushover... but secretly pine for you all day. I am a one woman man, I do not stray, wander.

My home entertainment system rivals the best movie theatres and I invented a TV Box that allows me this luxury. (Yes, I am an IT professional) There have been weekends I camped out in the living room on the leather sofa and watched three years of missed programming in two days. (Like 'Game of Thrones' and my latest fix is iZombie and Penny Dreadful, both brilliant shows)...

I do make time for art festivals, boating, snow skiing, traveling. Yes, I love to people watch... or even be watched.

I love dogs. If you are into cats, we will NOT work.

I know an awful lot about metaphysics, real physics, religions, politics, culture.. but prefer to laugh incessantly of the silly things.

And finally, introducing my sacred -- 'do not' list -- (spelled similar, but not to be confused with Dunkin Do-nut or Frumpin' Cro-nut')

.. damn it, girl, get your mind out of the Starbucks gutter!

Ready?

You 'do not' mistake my confidence for arrogance. You 'do not' antagonize fictional drama, though you can get wildly intense about our romance. There are some secrets you 'do not' tell anyone, which may frighten the average man... and you're READY for me to cherish you without judgment.. as I patiently encourage you to share everything over time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There ought be a law that forbids a person's detailed interests and life history to be posted openly on a romance profile.

Sure I am being comical. My point is that in some of my best relationships, their differences became fun because of who THEY were. And had they posted this on their forehead when I first met them.. you might ask would I have lost interest? Possibly.

There is one area of culture... that comes up for me quite often on a romance site. So, I feel I should address it here and now for anyone who takes the time to read profiles. I find this admission a bit embarrassing. Not for me, but for you. Some people are really such an ass about their beliefs. So here it goes:

I label myself as an agnostic. Agnostics are not atheist and can believe in God. Some agnostics were once Jewish or even born again Christian at one time. Some agnostics have witnessed more bizarre miracles from a higher power than a tent full of the top Evangelists. Some agnostics follow better moral codes and ethics than the most devout religious people. I am one of those people who does NOT let religion define who I am. I let God participate in defining who I am. It's a team project. It must be the reason I am privileged to witness what I see, the privilege to help so many others and the privileged life I have had to this day. If God truly exits, then God MUST be forgiving; God made us flawed and should support all creatures.. so that God may influence them to do what needs to be done on this planet... regardless of what they believe.

Right now, our planet is losing that fight. Religion is destroying nations and it's all senseless butchery in the name of God. I see the main three religions as the worst offenders.

And it comes down now to individuals. I align with no one religion or system of beliefs. I already have my compass, it has never failed me and I am following it loyally.