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34 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 26
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Life is bad ass. Nod if you agree. Now let's go live it like rock stars.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an adult who enjoys doing adult things. Like Santacon. And Craft Spirit Carnivals.

I live the digital artist lifestyle in SF—designing apps, websites, etc for tech/startups/advertising. I love what I do. Plus I love living in the Marina, where my closet is stuffed with identical pink shirts, each collar popped more than the last.

Just kidding. The Marina blows. For god's sake, you know this. But I have friends there so I'm trying hard to like it. Maybe you live there. If so, sell me on that place.

Also, I make beats and press keys on synthesizers with two good friends of mine. So if you are just a bad ass tambourine super goddess... it's about time we meet. Also, we need more cowbell.

I love to run, hike, surf, camp, and can throw a frisbee like a champion while holding a beer and a puppy. You'll quickly see I love being active and going on adventures. Preferably with a tasty craft beer. And/or maybe some wine and cheese, when appropriate. Which is always.

But enough about me, let's talk about you.

Hopefully you are not active at all. Just sitting there all sloppy, covered in chips. Wine and cheese everywhere, from your lips to the floor. So much grease on your neck. Looking all sexy like that. You know that's exactly how I like it.

"What if I'm active, and I just can't help it?" you say. Well, if you suffer from being active, I should probably not discriminate. But I draw the line very clearly on this one: if you are one of those active types, you'd better enjoy things like heavy drinking while dancing or just sitting in a park, questionable karaoke, stumbling bay-to-breakers, and Chocolate and Bourbon tasting events, too.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Appreciating the grandness of the multiverse.
Knowing what I despise and accepting nothing less.
Being a warm, caring soul most of the time.
Seeing really really far. Seriously, I have like 30/10 vision or something.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My deep black skin and long, white flowing hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Twilight, anything by Bill O'Reilly. How To Draw Horses. How To Draw Aliens. How To Draw Aliens Who Draw Horses.

Let's talk about this over a date and maybe I'll tell you my actual favorite book.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Surfboard + Ocean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The past, the present, the future. Space. Manhattans. For some reason I'm on a Manhattan kick lately. So if we go out, expect me to order one. That, or a Pliny The Elder. Or a Chimay. Or...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unable to remember the final details of how I got home. But goddamn it was fun, wasn't it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love inappropriate conversations. If you tend to say things that are inappropriate, I tend to say you're awesome.

This world is a weird place. And all of our minds are in the gutter (where they should be), so I definitely think we should be laughing about it over beers.
You should message me if
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If your eyebrow is raised, you feel butterflies, or you're unreasonably desperate and will click on every man until you find 'him'. Hint: If it's the latter, you are my dream girl.