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SurlyYouJest

29 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I walk a line between hopeless naïvité and clinical cynicism that you never knew existed.
I love referential humor.
I like explaining things. Sometimes I even succeed.
I've lost innumerable hours of my life to TvTropes.
I don't believe it's possible to like something ironically.
I'm insanely jealous of people who can spontaneously sing harmonies.

You know the research that suggests that mastery is achieved after ~10,000 hours of practice? I'd much rather be largely proficient with 10 things than master just one.

For the Myers-Briggs fans out there, I'm ISTJ. Staunch but socialized I, somewhat S, full-on TJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I just moved to the Bay Area. Ostensibly for a new job, but really for the weather and the west coast swing dancing.

I'm torn between trying to establish new routines and exploring everything the city has to offer.

No, but seriously. This weather is unreal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Consuming large quantities of information about things I'm interested in.
Overusing parentheses.
Tetrising in real life (but not so much tetris itself, oddly enough).
Sticking my foot in my mouth.
Eating cheese balls with chopsticks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Everyone here seems to talk slower than I do. Let's go with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors: Douglas Adams, Malcolm Gladwell, A Song of Ice and Fire, Freakanomics, Ender's Game, The Checklist Manifesto.
Honestly, I don't read as much as I should. I have a hard time putting books down once I start, which leads to binge reading session on weeknights, which leads to being exhausted at work the next day. Fail all around, that.

Movies: Memento, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Love Actually. The Marvel movies have been pretty fun lately, as was Pacific Rim, though I'd be hardpressed to call them favorites.
Truth be told, I'm not much of a movie person. They're enjoyable enough, but I've never really appreciated the medium. I tend to favor comedies over dramas, and I can't do horror.

Shows: Community, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, So You Think You Can Dance, Castle, Criminal Minds, ::cough cough:: Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog.

Music: Maroon 5, Boston, Katy Perry, Rockapella, Vitamin String Quartet. I loves me my awful pop music, and I'm pretty sure I'm a music connoisseur's worst nightmare.

Food: Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes please. You name it, I'll try it (and probably love it). Slow cooked pulled pork is my go-to simple meal, and pho is my favorite comfort food. Other pleasures include burritos, sushi, and all manner of baked goods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
Brunch
Earplugs
My post-workout slightly unripened banana
High speed internet
Floss
Cats. Re: cats, I don't need to own one, but I need to know they'll always be out there. Why?
http://i.imgur.com/ieXzw.jpg

Friends and family come standard, right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to describe my job in less than 7+ complex sentences. I wish I'd had the sense to have a one-word occupation like engineer or doctor or prostitute.

Whether I should have the pho or the pork chops over broken rice. It's the hardest decision I make on a regular basis.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
More likely than not, west coast swing dancing. I'm utterly addicted.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not really into sportball, and I won't apologize for it. (Sorry.)

I don't like This American Life nearly as much as I thought I would.

I handle small children like pets that know how to talk, i.e., with equal parts awe and consternation.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know of a good way to practice turns and not get dizzy. I swear, it's worse than a hangover. It's like a turn hangover. Turnover? No, that's probably something else.