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SurrealSteamPuck

26 M Mundelein, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okay, I don't even know what to say here, mostly due to other than the fact that I'm an English Education Major currently undergoing his first year at graduate school for a Masters in Mathematics. I like to think of myself as intelligent, but there are always new things to learn from people. I'm a big fan of stories, and I love to get them from various places and people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I am attempting to find a job teaching either english/literature/writing or in math for high school or middle school. I substitute teach while attending classes. I am working towards a Master's at Roosevelt University for Mathematics with an Actuarial Science concentration.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
creatively solving problems. Whether I actually solve them or not is a completely different story, but I'll come up with something that is at least a fresh look at whatever is going on.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my voice. Not that it's good or anything, but that it's there. I tend to be loud and direct, even if I say the wrong thing. I learned at a young age how to speak over a crowd, even yell over a large group of people, so it's hard to stop.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Authors would be easier to list: Brandon Sanderson, Robert Jordan, Stephen King, Ayn Rand, Dennis Lehane,
Movies: anything that is engaging or fun. Recently, I was able to see the American version of "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo".
Music: I'm eclectic, which includes good rap/hiphop - not modern popular rap.
Television: Netflix is a terrible terrible vice... I'm just saying. I tend to avoid most reality television, mostly because I don't care about other people's lives. I want stories, even if I end up watching the same show multiple times ::cough cough, Fringe::
Food: i like food and will try any thing once. i enjoy Italian and have a great desire to try real cuisine of any culture. I'm jealous of Andrew Zimmerman and Anthony Bourdan for their jobs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My writing notebook/laptop
b. Hydrocarbons
3. Chai tea latte
4. my friends
5. access to wikipedia
6. chicken wings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stories. Whether its film, television, books or games, even from other people, I am a fan of stories in all forms. I love listening to them and learning from them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing and enjoying the lack of school. I'm more likely to go out on Saturday since Friday is my day to relax.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like office supplies. I don't know why, but every time I go to office max or depot, I can spend hours there just looking at pens and papers, and thinking of all the fantastic things that can be done with them. I also hate back-to-school sales because of this interest, since I want to buy everything.
You should message me if
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if you want to talk or hang out; I'm pretty free as subbing has slowed down.
If you're willing to talk about a movie, even more than just what you like but about what it meant to you.