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SushiVoorTwee

28 M Antwerp, Belgium

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm the youngest of four children. When I was 6 my older brother told me "Mom and Dad stopped having kids because their last one was a huge mistake."

His statement has long been regarded as a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I'm apologetically Texan, and mildly embarrassed about the username I've chosen here.

Words to live by:
“If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it.”
― Taylor Swift
What I’m doing with my life
"This comedy is all a part of my get rich slow scheme and it’s working. People said, ‘Mitch, why’d you get into comedy? Are you funny?’ No, I was just good at holding ice cream cones." -Mitch Hedberg
I’m really good at
Daftly maneuvering, muscling for rank.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Arrested Development, Community, Rick and Morty, Breaking Bad, Girls, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Mad Men, Louie.

If it helps, I also like all your favorite (in order of specificity) Wes Anderson films, Japanese magical realism authors, musical bands and edibles.
The six things I could never do without
Helvetica bold
Automatic transmission (shamefully American)
Incidental puns
Maslow's bottom layer
Silent judgment
Snark
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The time I accidentally bought grapes with seeds.

Transitive property of fist bumps.
On a typical Friday night I am
Talking about anatomy to dozens and / or hundreds of strangers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've seen the entirety of Grey's Anatomy. I cried when George died.

Look, some people have asked me about this so I thought I'd clarify. I didn't just cry when he died. This wasn't a lone kamikaze teardrop heading into battle. The floodgates of my tear ducts broke way and I wept, like when Abraham offered up Isaac as some sort of misguided sacrifice.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not offended by Louis C.K.

You have excessively strong opinions on petty topics.

If you can provide me with a scathing and upsettingly accurate assassination of my character.