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SusiGale

37 Philadelphia, PA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 33–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:00pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"When will that be?"
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough."
If you know what that quote is from, message me immediately.

So....Straight Edge Vegan here. If you're still reading, GREAT! I'm a spelling and grammar nazi who reads a LOT, and mostly non-fiction or memoirs. I love Ritz movies, documentaries, and riding my bike. (Plus if you ride too- I'm a big sucker for fancy components!) My usual stomping grounds are in Passyunk, South Philly, and the South Street area, so you may have seen me around. If you see me, talk to me; no one ever talks to me, which is why I'm on here. I hope you are really funny and match my humor - it's one of my deal breakers; must be humor oriented. And know as many/more Simpsons quotes than me. Not into marriage or kids. I am very busy with work (former model turned pastry chef and business owner) and ME time, so squeezing anything else in can be difficult, but I make time when I really want to. I dislike bars (too dark and depressing), "singles" venues of any kind (also depressing/smacks of desperation). But I'm easy to be around and I love my life, so please be as happy and grounded, as it's not my job to be anyones life preserver.
I take care of myself and I hope you give shit about yourself, too.
Also - I'm a fucking riot. Dry humor so don't expect me to have an animated delivery - I will keep you in stitches. But if my references go over your head, I'll pull your stitches.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have been a model most of my life. I am also a painter and fine artist. I am very down to earth about looks - things are temporary and can be taken away at any moment. Would someone stay with me if my face were mangled by a pitbull in a freak incident? You'd be surprised. I am a baker/waiter/artistic director at a funky little diner in West Passyunk. I dig my job and all it entails. I also do some private baking on the side for special orders.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people, finding typos in newspapers, baking, - and lots of other stuff that seems irrelevant. I also have a photographic memory and I experience synesthesia.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes. Blonde hair, yes, but mainly the eyes.
...which is the ultimate rub seeing as they don't work very well. World-so-cruel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like food/bio political essays, sociology, psychology; I love documentaries and silly comedies (I saw Religulous in the theater 3 times/own The Big Lebowski AND Pee Wee's Big Adventure), and I have a thing for comic book movies. I have seen the 1988 Batman 63 times. I know every word.
Food is good.
Hole-in-the-wall Chinese - VERY good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Contact lenses, flowers, coffee, radio, my Danskos, weightlifting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
politics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home doing prep work. While watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have little patience for idiocy. To the extent that I can come off rude and condescending.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can deal with someone who needs nothing to be complete.