Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"When will that be?"
"That's not soon enough."
If you know what that quote is from, message me immediately.
So....Straight Edge Vegan here. If you're still reading, GREAT! I'm
a spelling and grammar nazi who reads a LOT, and mostly non-fiction
or memoirs. I love Ritz movies, documentaries, and riding my bike.
(Plus if you ride too- I'm a big sucker for fancy components!) My
usual stomping grounds are in Passyunk, South Philly, and the South
Street area, so you may have seen me around. If you see me, talk to
me; no one ever talks to me, which is why I'm on here. I hope you
are really funny and match my humor - it's one of my deal breakers;
must be humor oriented. And know as many/more Simpsons quotes than
me. Not into marriage or kids. I am very busy with work (former
model turned pastry chef and business owner) and ME time, so
squeezing anything else in can be difficult, but I make time when I
really want to. I dislike bars (too dark and depressing), "singles"
venues of any kind (also depressing/smacks of desperation). But I'm
easy to be around and I love my life, so please be as happy and
grounded, as it's not my job to be anyones life preserver.
I take care of myself and I hope you give shit about yourself,
Also - I'm a fucking riot. Dry humor so don't expect me to have an
animated delivery - I will keep you in stitches. But if my
references go over your head, I'll pull your stitches.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have been a model most of my life. I am also a painter and fine
artist. I am very down to earth about looks - things are temporary
and can be taken away at any moment. Would someone stay with me if
my face were mangled by a pitbull in a freak incident? You'd be
surprised. I am a baker/waiter/artistic director at a funky little
diner in West Passyunk. I dig my job and all it entails. I also do
some private baking on the side for special orders.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people, finding typos in newspapers, baking, - and lots of
other stuff that seems irrelevant. I also have a photographic
memory and I experience synesthesia.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes. Blonde hair, yes, but mainly the eyes.
...which is the ultimate rub seeing as they don't work very well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like food/bio political essays, sociology, psychology; I love
documentaries and silly comedies (I saw Religulous in the theater 3
times/own The Big Lebowski AND Pee Wee's Big Adventure), and I have
a thing for comic book movies. I have seen the 1988 Batman 63
times. I know every word.
Food is good.
Hole-in-the-wall Chinese - VERY good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Contact lenses, flowers, coffee, radio, my Danskos, weightlifting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home doing prep work. While watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have little patience for idiocy. To the extent that I can come
off rude and condescending.
You should message me if
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