I am funny, serious, and sarcastic.
My Self-Summary
I'm a guy who likes to laugh and have fun. I love playing music and
writing. I'm good to my friends and family, Everyone else gets
tolerated. I was born in Charlotte, but I've moved around a bunch.
Now I find myself back in Charlotte...Its different now, but i like
it enough. I like reading, movies, stand-up comedy, outdoorsy
stuff. I'm pretty happy with most activities when I have good
friends around.
What I’m doing with my life
I finished college...only to realize I need to go back. I'm working
while trying to go back for my masters. I take classes when ever my
scedule allows. Otherwise I'm just enjoying life
I’m really good at
Learning new musical instruments. making people laugh.
I'm a pretty good cook when motivated to go all out. lets see...not
falling asleep during movies. making people think I wasn't asleep
during the movie just then.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Anything by Chuck Palahniuk or Kurt Vonnegut. And my new
favorite author John Hodgeman is hilarious.
Movies: Sin City, Fight Club, Kill Bill, Planet Terror, In the
Mouth of Madness, Donnie Darko, Rushmore, Life Aquatic, The
Hangover, Step Brothers, Pineapple Express, East Bound and Down,
Flight of the Conchords, Garden State, Lost in Translation...too
many to name them all
Music:The Avett Brothers, Iron & Wine, Red House Painters, Ben
Harper, Explosions in the Sky, Old Crow Medicine Show, Yonder
Mountain String Band, Chatham County Line, Biscuit Burners,Trampled
by Turtles, Sufjan Stevens, The Nobles, The Laughing Trees,
Sugarspell, Gravity Well, Apes of Wrath, Its Raining Kaiser Sosa,
The B Flats, Matisyahu, Bob Marley, Damian "Jr Gong" Marley, Giant,
Between the Buried and Me, Otis Redding, Wu-tang Clan, Old school
Incubus,Chilli Peppers, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Sublime. Basically,
I'll listen to anything, except Nickle Back...those bastards will
eat my fist!
Food: I like all types of foreign foods. I like all eastern foods,
Chinese, Japanese, Indian... But my over all fav might be Mexican
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Playing music, reading books, Gambling, skydiving, snake handling,
developing a resistance to various poisons, reading minds, cooking
bizarre dishes, fighting hobos to prove my manhood, Balancing my
checkbook, evading the law, Arson, Base jumping, Changing
identities,Pointing out flawed logic in the Scooby Doo mysteries,
ninjitsu, Voicing my opinion, New and intricate body art, Starting
rock bands, Getting kicked out of Rock bands because I'm "Too
Real", Bare-Knuckle boxing, Drinking contests, Writing novels under
the pseudonym Rooster Cogburn, Hunting Blackulas, Nunchucking
Grizzlies, Turf wars, Drug Cartels, Harvey Keitels, Fighting
personal demons, Fighting Real demons, Point shaving, Fighting my
Nemesis - "X," the Anonymous Man or Woman
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about
You should message me if
if you're funny and you think we could hold a decent
conversation.
Or if you're bored and something on my profile seems interesting.
what ever