And now the staff robot demands 1000 words. Please enjoy my formerly empty "time thinking about" box. I evicted the crickets just for you, Mr. Sexy Staff Robot!

"Alright, OKC demands that I increase my profile to 500 words or I do not get a gold star in the grade book. So, original profile is in quotes, the rest is random warrgharble you may or may not care about."

"I am a 24 year old pharmacy student from Freakville, Fla. My interests including gaming, diving, gaming, competitive shooting, and gaming. I also would not turn down a good book or seven."

500 characters whoring follows - I am single. I do not like crotchfruit. I neglect to use commas or the word "and" when I am trying to squeeze in bonus characters. Currently, I am playing EQ2 (Everquest / EQ) but am always looking for more MMORPGs. Ok, moving on to whoring in another profile window.

I am geeky, sexy, and gaming obsessed

"I am in pharmacy school and work about 60 hours a week. Retirement by 30, kay?"

As "short and to the point" does not make the grandmaster profile bot happy, I will elaborate. I will be a pharmacist in a year. Then I will work about 80 hours a week so I can bank 250k a year until I am 30. Then I will retire and do nothing but gaming, working out, and diving until I die of something (hopefully not old age).

"I have fairly insane gaming skills, especially in the realm of PVP MMORPG and RTS games. Also, I can hold my breath for 150 seconds."

I am also good at getting As without showing up, but since I will have my PharmD in a year, that skill is not so important.

"The insanity behind my eyes."

They either notice the insanity or the immensely awesome computer I am hiding behind as I frag people in a game.

"Anything HP Lovecraft book side. I watch pretty much every new movie release but do not listen to much music. Food wise, I will take one order of "Chicken Teriyaki on white rice, double meat, no veggies, sauced til the rice is brown""

Books - Anything fantasy or scifi. I read one a day, so no list for you!

Movies - Every major release, but I have a soft spot for classics. Patton is also the greatest movie ever.

Music - Meh.

Food - I was actually pretty lengthy about this one originally. Therefore this statement is character whoring. You can stop reading it now.

"The internet. My sexy, sexy computer. The 2 20-inch box fans that cool my sexy, sexy computer. Overclocking. Online games. My liver."

1,2,3,4,5,6. Yep, that was 6 things. This is also character whoring.

We are getting along very well now, Adam and I, and getting better and better acquainted. He does not try to avoid me any more, which is a good sign, and shows that he likes to have me with him. That pleases me, and I study to be useful to him in every way I can, so as to increase his regard. During the last day or two I have taken all the work of naming things off his hands, and this has been a great relief to him, for he has no gift in that line, and is evidently very grateful. He can't think of a rational name to save him, but I do not let him see that I am aware of his defect. Whenever a new creature comes along I name it before he has time to expose himself by an awkward silence. In this way I have saved him many embarrassments. I have no defect like this. The minute I set eyes on an animal I know what it is. I don't have to reflect a moment; the right name comes out instantly, just as if it were an inspiration, as no doubt it is, for I am sure it wasn't in me half a minute before. I seem to know just by the shape of the creature and the way it acts what animal it is. When the dodo came along he thought it was a wildcat--I saw it in his eye. But I saved him. And I was careful not to do it in a way that could hurt his pride. I just spoke up in a quite natural way of pleasing surprise, and not as if I was dreaming of conveying information, and said, "Well, I do declare, if there isn't the dodo!" I explained--without seeming to be explaining--how I know it for a dodo, and although I thought maybe he was a little piqued that I knew the creature when he didn't, it was quite evident that he admired me. That was very agreeable, and I thought of it more than once with gratification before I slept. How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it!

"**crickets**"

"Surfing the net, working, or surfing the net while working."

Sometimes, I also take breaks from surfing the net to work at home or wash my unmentionables.

"I am sorry, Mr. Profile. I just do not know you well enough to discuss my unmentionables."

Yes. I have mentioned them twice. Just finished playthrough 1 of DAO and it WAS one of the more humorous moments.

On a serious note, I have one horrible, nasty habit that is quite embarrassing to me. When someone says I need to write 1000 words about myself, I will often write random warrgharble. Often, the randomness pertains to the VERY fact that I need to generate 1000 words, which is quite a few words I assure you. This is a bad habit, and one I certainly hope I can break before someone gets pissed at me for wasting 20 minutes on my overly verbose profile.

"you are bored, want a gaming partner, or want to help combat my own boredom."

For the sake of completion, here are the following reasons you should message me.

1- You have a penis.
2- You do not have a penis.
3- You are intelligent.
4- You are stupid enough to be amusing.
5- You are a mad gamer, and you like other mad gamers.
6- You take pity on my sad, pathetic existence and want to make me a little less bored for 5 minutes.
7- You do NOT take pity on me, and just want to slander me for having a dumbass profile.
8- If the modbot's task after I finish 1000 words in my profile is "message 1000 people". You can feel free to use me as message fodder.