My name is Michael.
I'm the quiet guy in the corner avoiding attention wishing I was elsewhere. Though if I was with you I might change my mind.
*Creepy winking face goes here*

Getting My P plates is my primary goal at the moment.

I'm good with animals usually.
I can fix a computer somewhat easily, but that isn't saying much.

I'm tall and wearing a shirt that no longer fits properly because I bought it when I was a fatty mc-fatfat but I can't get the heart to throw out a good shirt. The sentence runs because he is also fat.

Mischief Brew, Bad religion, Propaghandi, Dead Kennedys, The Clash, Subhumans(UK), Descendents, Dropkick Murphys, Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, Pink Floyd, Frenzal Rhomb, Genitorturers, Wingnut Dishwashers Union, Ramshackle Glory, David Rovics, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crass, Johann Strauss,

TV shows I like, Too many to count.
Game of Thrones, Breaking bad, The Walking Dead, Hey Arnold, Daria, Metalocalypse, Stargate SG-1, Doctor Who, Full Metal Alchemist, Black Lagoon, Welcome to the NHK, How it's Made, Cowboy Bebop, King of the Hill,

ASOIaF, Zombie survival guide, World War Z, The Walking Dead, V for Vendetta, Watchmen, Metro 2033, God Delusion, The Passage, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Brave New World, The Road, A Clockwork Orange,

Nutella, Cable Internet, Water, Green Tea, two other things.

How much better life would be if I was a mad scientist rather than just mad.

Staying inside playing videogames while listening to Hardcore History.

I like conspiracy theories of all flavours.

You have nothing better to do.