Many profiles I read on this site are adamant about wanting someone who is already well travelled. If this is you, keep clicking. I was 24 the first time I left the country. And I can still give you an exhaustive list of countries I’ve visited on one finger. However, this is not for lack of interest, and you will never convince me this makes me somehow incomplete as a person. Domestically, I’ve had experiences, but few which would quickly and succinctly grab attention in an online self-summary.
What I’m saying is that if this is a job application, (and let’s face it, it is) I have absolutely no special qualifications beyond the confidence and audacity to try.
My genius, if I can call it that, is to embrace and celebrate my extraordinary averageness, and to consolidate it into one centralized frame. I think I’m OK looking (and have provided convenient photo evidence). I keep myself clean cut, and my beard neatly trimmed. I wear jeans, T-shirt, and a leather jacket basically all the time (except summer, when I leave the jacket at home) Ten fingers, ten toes, etc. I have all the expected interests, cooking, dancing, reading, video games, riding my bike, what have you. And I’m usually down for just about anything my friends have in mind on a given evening. I’m reasonably intelligent, politically independent, scrupulously polite, and generally remember to take my hat off indoors.
In short, I’m awesome.