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  • Ages 19-28
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Last online
Jan 23, 2014
My self-summary
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I hate comedy but I do really like reading. I can't stand any sort of magazine especially those mainstream magazines. My favorite comedians are Lenny Bruce and Andy Kaufman. I hate reading. Don't understand people who read. I think they are just pretending to like something they don't naturally care about. I like reading entertainment weekly magazines. But don't normally watch tv unless it's a weekday.
What I’m doing with my life
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Me and my life are just being acquaintances, compromising when necessary...damn that's deep!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not knowing the differences between pooping in my pants and pooping in the toilet
The first things people usually notice about me
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"oh my god, he has an okcupid! That's totally what I have... Oh wow, he writes unconventional things like everyone else does. I hope his pictures are cute when I look at them...oh wow, he has a beard and is playing the piano, that means he is a musician... Aw darn, he has contradictions in his about me section. He said he poops in his pants. He's unstable"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All the ones you like except for the ones you love in which case I sort of like them. But, you know, if you like me then I love the ones you like until we start to sort of hate each other in which case I'm totally indecisive about the question altogether.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Wondering if you're wondering if I'm wondering about you...too"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not willing to admit anything that's private, scumbag okcupid pricks! I see what you're trying to do
You should message me if
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