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SwaggyMcFaggy

31 F Somerville, MA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like women
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:11am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh HAi.

Im a 30 yr old martian who's currently living on Earth. I have taken on the guise of a dashing young and charming spanish woman in hopes of winning your tender love and care. Life on Mars was not as exciting as I thought it would be, and frankly I could live without the stark isolation from the galactic community.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Why does it matter if you're not in it?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told I'm a good writer. I also know how to play a mean questions tennis, I can juggle, and I can talk in different languages--- all at the same time, while I do a handstand.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My amazing good looks and sense of humor of course.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book (more like love letter):

"I was enjoying this small social triumph, but then a girl sitting on the other side of the pool lowered her book, took off her sunglasses and looked at me. She was so extraordinarily beautiful that I nearly laughed out loud. I didn’t, of course, which was just as well. The girl was not, and, quite clearly, was not going to be laughing back. I had an idea that, finding nothing of interest, she was looking right through me and was examining the texture of the wall behind. If there was a flaw in the sandstone, I knew she’d find it and probe it right to the pith. I fancied that if she chose so, the house would eventually collapse."

movie:
“There’s this kind of songbird that thinks it dies every time the sun goes down. In the morning when it wakes up, it’s totally shocked to still be alive, so it sings this really beautiful song. Just happy to be alive, I guess.” (Restless, Gus Van Sant)

show: Game of Thrones (and yes I've read A Dance with Dragons, and am foaming in the mouth with anticipation for the Winds of Winter)

Fav Band: This one is hard. But I have an 8tracks if you want to give my taste a listen! http://8tracks.com/human_spectre/synthetic-heart

Food: Anything a person makes for me. Nothing tastes better than being fed ;3
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
library privileges
sweater weather
complete and unadulterated reckless behavior
a woman's caress (I want to dissolve into molecules)
London Fog
the safety and understanding I usually find in children
(big kids welcome!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why I haven't met you yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
curled up on the couch alternating my attention between my phone (wondering probably whether I should call someone or not) and reading. I just moved to Boston so I am fairly friendless at the moment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I believe in the act of resistance. The totally baffling. Elusive. Crazy. The unequivocal. I believe in new perspectives, and going against the programming of the mind. So when I speak of resistance, I'm speaking of death. How do you resist death? The only way i imagine, is by being ahead of the times, or being bigger than yourself. Lets be ridiculous!
You should message me if
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You want to make a friend who you can call at 3 am, or a lover you can enjoy a quality cuddle with. I wouldn't mind a philosophical conversation over waffles. Maybe you'd like to see the city with a new perspective? A train ride to the country side? Sleeping under the stars?

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You are sweet and kind with a dash of healthy curiosity for the stimulating. Maybe you're the kind of girl that wouldn't mind throwing pillows on the floor and placing your head on someone's shoulder while you read your favorite book?

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You are amazing in a way I couldn't anticipate. You're not attached to the foreseeable nature of the one night tryst, but are genuinely interested in the aesthetic and reverie of a real, human connection. Lover of humans; humanist human! I want to meet you.