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SwaggyMcFaggy

31 F Somerville, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:45am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh HAi.

Im a 30 yr old martian who's currently living on Earth. I have taken on the guise of a dashing young and charming spanish woman in hopes of winning your tender love and care. Life on Mars was not as exciting as I thought it would be, and frankly I could live without the stark isolation from the galactic community.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Why does it matter if you're not in it?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told I'm a good writer. I also know how to play a mean tennis, I can juggle, and I can talk in different languages--- all at the same time, while I do a handstand.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My amazing good looks and sense of humor of course.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book: Kama Sutra FTW!

movie: Kama Sutra, ahem.

show: Game of Thrones (and yes I've read all 5 books, but I wont tell you how it ends!)

Fav Band: Little Dragon

Food: Anything a person makes for me. Seriously. If you cook for me, you'll have me for life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love
laughter
Food
Travel
Nature
Arts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why I haven't met you yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually go out and enjoy myself with drinks and good food and company (if there is any to be had). I'm very outgoing, but I'm a not your typical socialite. Everything I do revolves around my moods, so it depends on how i'm feeling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get unusually aroused by beautiful napes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to make a friend who you can call at 3 am, or a lover you can cuddle with all day. I like conversating, laughing, and just going on adventures.