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32 Somerville, MA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 27
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Strictly monogamous
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh HAi.

Im a 30 yr old martian who's currently living on Earth. I have taken on the guise of a dashing young and charming spanish woman in hopes of winning your tender love and care. Life on Mars was not as exciting as I thought it would be, and frankly I could live without the stark isolation from the galactic community.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Why does it matter if you're not in it?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told I'm a good writer. I also know how to play a mean questions tennis, I can juggle, and I can talk in different languages--- all at the same time, while I do a handstand.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My spanish accent?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book (more like love letter):

"I was enjoying this small social triumph, but then a girl sitting on the other side of the pool lowered her book, took off her sunglasses and looked at me. She was so extraordinarily beautiful that I nearly laughed out loud. I didn’t, of course, which was just as well. The girl was not, and, quite clearly, was not going to be laughing back. I had an idea that, finding nothing of interest, she was looking right through me and was examining the texture of the wall behind. If there was a flaw in the sandstone, I knew she’d find it and probe it right to the pith. I fancied that if she chose so, the house would eventually collapse."

“There’s this kind of songbird that thinks it dies every time the sun goes down. In the morning when it wakes up, it’s totally shocked to still be alive, so it sings this really beautiful song. Just happy to be alive, I guess.” (Restless, Gus Van Sant)

show: Game of Thrones (and yes I've read all the books. Tinfoil theories are strong with this one)


Food: Anything a person makes for me. I used to love watching my mother cook, so old habits die hard :3
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
library privileges
sweater weather
complete and unadulterated reckless behavior
a woman's caress/touch (I want to dissolve into molecules baby)
means of transportation
the safety and understanding I usually find in children
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why I haven't met you yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking over the world.

[insert evil laughter here]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I believe in the act of resistance. The totally baffling. Elusive. Crazy. The unequivocal. I believe in new perspectives, and going against the programming of the mind. So when I speak of resistance, I'm speaking of death. How do you resist death? The only way i imagine, is by being ahead of the times, or being bigger than yourself. Lets be ridiculous!
You should message me if
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You want to make a friend who you can call at 3 am, a lover you can enjoy a quality cuddle with, or the impossibility of forever if you're feeling dangerous.
I wouldn't mind a philosophical conversation over waffles. Maybe you'd like to see the city with a new perspective? A train ride to the country side? Sleeping under the stars until the end?

You are sweet and kind with a dash of healthy curiosity for the stimulating. Maybe you're the kind of girl that wouldn't mind throwing pillows on the floor and placing your head on someone's shoulder while you read your favorite book?


You are amazing in a way I couldn't anticipate. You're not attached to the foreseeable nature of the one night tryst, but are genuinely interested in the aesthetic and reverie of a real, human connection. Lover of humans; humanist human! I want to meet you.