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Swash_buckled

32 M Grenoble, France

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dear random visitor,

-I had a dream recently. I was wandering around in a future universe attempting to find Edgar Allen Poe's grave, so I could show him all the nifty features on my flaming new watch. Before I could introduce myself to his skeletal person, the dog I was traveling with started chewing on his leg, upon which Santa, with his brand new Ferrari-made intergalactic sled-ship, advised us that our parking permit had expired. Yeah.
- I'm a scientist. I actually don't own a lab coat though, which is a sore point. I study mathematical models related to the workings of volcanoes, earthquakes, and my ever mysterious back yard. The fact that I never found dinosaur bones digging in my back yard as a kid is another sore point.
- I've been everywhere and anywhere under the clever pretext of science. Antarctica three times, for example. Penguins are actually fairly vicious; they're prone to kicking you, and will absolutely follow you around on the ice sheet, mostly out of boredom. They also smell terrible.
- I'm a rock climbing fanatic, and train 6 days a week along with running and gymnastics. I have a tremendous amount of energy, and need to use it, or things get...difficult. The only person ever to beat me in an eating contest was one of my track and field teammates. He weighed all of 105 pounds. To this day, I can't explain the physics of it.
- I will beat you at scrabble.
- I used to breakdance, until I realized I was 6'1. Bad combination, unless you want to look ridiculous.
- I'm a drummer and a classical guitarist. I've been trying my hand at flamenco finger picking, but something tells me that even if I ever get good at it, I'm simply not spanish enough to pull it off.
- I have a good deal of crazy stories, like a semi-violent run-in with the chinese mafia while on a climbing trip across Asia, taking refuge inside a poor rice farmer's house for fear of being drowned by a monsoon, and somehow feverishly riding 30 km on a crappy rusty bike while severely heat stricken and food poisoned in Cambodia. Had my friend not related this story to me after the fact, I would have never known. I still don't remember it happening.
- I'm not actually as shirtless as my pictures would suggest. In fact, I own quite a few shirts, some of which were picked out by people with a much better sense of style than me. One might even go so far as to claim that I "love the shirt". If you're a climber however, you already understand. Speaking of which, if climbing is more than just a passing interest to you, I promise not only to wear a shirt in public around you, but perhaps even love you unconditionally. Or maybe I'll just do those things anyways. Such a roll of the dice.
So, if you're a smashing character, come talk to me. I enjoy good conversation, and reckless adventures. And tea. Maybe we can argue over why tea is better than coffee.
Or, maybe you'll pass me by, bullet form not suiting your fancy.
I wander, I'm focused, whimsical, and I almost never date. I'm staunchly Canadian. I refuse to own an iphone, mostly because I like not being found, and I've built a theremin from the ground up as a side project. That being said, take me out dancing and I'll never want to leave. A female friend once described me as a unicorn, not so much in the historical sense (I hear they ditch their spirited ways at the sight of a fair maiden, or whatever they're called these days), but in the sense that I'm impossible. I'm probably just as likely to take you on the adventure of your life as I am to quietly slip between your fingers.

In any case, happy trails.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a PhD, which really just means that I don't know anything about the real world. I wander around the globe working on volcano related math and physics projects (you know, the ones where you put vinegar and baking soda in a tube and blow up your living room), and most of my head space is allocated to thinking in calculus and code, though tea and existential musing sometime make their way in too. I plan on going out with my boots on, in some kind of spectacular Indiana Jones fashion, but I haven't quite decided how that'll pan out. I figure I have time to sit on it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Life, actually. I think I'm pretty good at that. Oh, and scrabble. I'll take on any challengers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I suppose that depends. Am I naked in this scenario or not? It's all about context. If I'm not, then I like to think they don't notice me at all. Anonymity is a wonderful thing that is ever fleeting in today's world.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The God Delusion, Don Quixote, Dirk Gently's holistic detective agency, among a ton.
Movies...I dunno. Maybe Pan's Labyrinth? Second Hand Lions? I recently watched Dr Strangelove, which was a bit of a riot.
I play drums a lot, so Tool and Meshuggah are up there for the intellectual challenge, but I'm a fan of quite a few bands. I also play flamenco classical guitar, so music along the lines of Steve Howe, the Gypsy Kings, or Paco de Lucia is usually playing in my head.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rock Climbing.
Music (the played variety).
Wonder.
Tea.
Why six?
Ground squirrels.
Moats.
Those little prickly things that stick to your shoe laces that come off plants in the desert.
Screetch.
Endless innuendo.
The low electric distortion buzz that comes right before the opening act.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time, actually. And how little of it there is. All of us have some degree of time, and we're free to spend it as we see fit, but once it's gone, it's gone. We can trade in time for anything, and everything, but we can't trade it back.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Climbing, doing science stuff, playing drums or guitar, drawing. All with tea. Occasionally, people find me and drag me out. And sometimes I drag them out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What a weird question. I have no secrets. Seriously. No drama, no baggage. I'm a very happy kid.
You should message me if
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You understand anything I wrote. I won't be offended if you didn't.