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23 Somerville, MA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-31
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 17
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Special Diet
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Yiddish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Side-smile smirks and eyebrow raises for days. I replace the word cynical with incredulous 9/10 times
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm forging a career in eloquent articulation and wordsmithery. I'm a copywriter, a slam poet and I also write for a few magazines. Still, I've also worked as an inner-city school teacher, an oboist, a web designer, and a tarot card reader. One day I will be Don Draper. Or at least Nina Garcia. I'd settle for either.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tying bow ties and finishing crosswords
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either that I'm tall or that my head is stuck in the clouds. Surprisingly, these have nothing to do with one another.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Anything by Anais Nin, Marquez, or Millay

Movies - Everything from Amelie to Kill Bill. It just has to be pretty to look at, and that goes for TV too. A little camp never hurt anybody either

Music - Ranges from Granola Folk to Witchy Thug Grrrrl Pop. I also have a soft spot for classical music

Food - I'm a flexitarian vegetarian and I love trying new cuisines. I crave tofu, eggplant and cheese on a daily basis, but never all at the same time! I will eat just about anything that has a brown sugar glaze on it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Breakfast foods
- Bjork's first five albums
- Fresh pressed ginger
- Those buttons that hold the ends of your shirt collar down
- Bourbon
- Poetry
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sky dancer tea parties, Narwhals trying to wear top hats, and dogs who think (read: know) they're people.
--But in all honesty I spend a lot of time writing and figuring out new ways to power-clash my floral shirts
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Steeping mint leaves in sweet tea with bourbon and convincing people that this is actually a manly mixed drink and subsequently complaining about the gender binary.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm secretly a science nerd too. Psychopharmacology is my guilty pleasure, and I can talk about sexually dimorphic grey matter for longer than any one should.
You should message me if
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You already tried contacting me via smoke signal
and or
You won't mind the fact that I never have nor will ever eat bacon.