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36 Washington, DC Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from Ph.D program
Science / Engineering
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Swedish (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have the ice cold heart of an insane Swedish Viking and the brain of a mad scientist. My design requires intellectual stimulation or my circuit board will malfunction and I will explode, like a fembot.
All my friends are care bears. I have two cats that I'm training to become evil villain sidekicks and I didn't spend 6 years in evil Medical School to be called "Ms", thank you very much. I'm probably not the droid you are looking for.

Science, coffee, cats, candy, vodka cranberry, Tintin, jean jackets, summer nights, Sweden, pedicures, cinnamon buns, big head phones, gingers, Spotify, Town dance boutique, true crime pod casts, breakfast food, my leather jacket, Bikram yoga, beards, frozen margaritas, sailing, mint green, Twin Peaks, taking baths, licorice, sleeping in, pillows, Champagne, the X-files, fall, milk and cookies, Louis CK, France, hummus, first kisses, puppies, pot lucks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Science, self-reflection, drawing, getting really into karaoke, over-analyzing text messages, remembering names and faces, witty repartee.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A set of middle-aged, probably Schizophrenic, possibly evil twins called me "fancy, over-dressed, probably catholic Pebbles Flintstone" once, so there's that... Also, that I'm not from around these parts - too tall, too blonde, too European. The major give-away is my complete lack of anything "The North Face". It's incompatible with my Scandinavian design.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a lot. Madame Bovary and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy are my all time favorites.

The Usual Suspects and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind are the two best movies of all time.

I listen to music all the time, every possible moment of the day. HAIM, Bloc Party, Ra Ra Riot, Bon Iver, The Naked and Famous, M83, Lana Del Ray, Passion Pit, Florence & the Machine, etc etc.

When I cook it's a mix of Swedish, Italian, and just blah. It's not good. You better know how to cook if you want to share a nice home-cooked meal with me. I don't like a lot of stuff, so don't try and feed me intestines or calf brains (hey, don't eat calf brains! You might get Creutzfeldt Jacob's disease) by saying "Just try it! I promise you'll like it" I won't. And I'll like you a little less because of it. Every day must start with coffee and oatmeal with lingonberry jam. I'm kind of OCD about it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Macbook
Intelligent conversation
My favorite leather jacket and huge scarf combo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
men, the imminent zombie apocalypse, cats, whether the new X-files season will live up to the hype, how I recently had a fortune cookie tell me I'll be successful in everything and how I readily decided to be one of those people that believe in fortunes. I also decided to believe in signs, but that's mostly because Bloc Party's "Signs" is the saddest and possibly most beautiful song ever written. Karma, I believe in that too. I learnt that one the hard way...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at happy hour.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to drive a car.

I think bed hair is really hot.

I'm a never-nude.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you are sharp witted, sarcastic and good-looking (I like tall and blonde, blame my Swedishness! I also have a soft spot for curly hair, freckles and tattooed arms).
-you NEVER wear the following combination: baseball caps on backwards, over-sized T-shirts, really bulky cargo shorts and flip flops. It's not hot. It makes you look like a douche bag. I've been told guys think this outfit makes them look "effectively not-gay" and that it's like honey for us ladies. If that's your inspiration for buying clothes, you need an attitude adjustment and a personal shopper my friend.
-you have nice facial hair, preferably an awesome mustache-beard combo.
-you and me are a 100% match and you believe in destiny. I don't, but I'll support you.
-you are a mad scientist (I can't stress this enough).
-you have figured out the meaning of Life, the Universe & Everything. Don't say "42"! Even Siri knows that, come on!

Yes, it's time for a disclaimer.
I'm not interested in hooking up, so please, no more "U, dtf?"!!!
And if you are "married/in a relationship/available", don't contact me! You're wasting your time. I'm not looking to join your party or be your secret mistress. That is just ridiculous.
I want to meet awesome people I wouldn't otherwise meet. Maybe we'll date. Maybe we'll be friends. Maybe we'll hate each other at first sight. I don't know, but if you are one, feel free to send me a message! If you are offended by my disclaimer, you are not for me, or you are simply blissfully unaware of how gross and opportunistic some of your fellow men are. Don't be that! Thanks!