WARNING: You are about to experience a large dose of my sense of humor. Take 2 tablespoons, twice daily. Possible side effects include smiling, laughter, rock hard abs and prolonged periods of happiness.
Hi. How are you? Fantastic! Ok, here's a little about me:
Leave seat down? Yes.
Take out trash? Yes.
Excessive body hair? I don't know, I shave after every meal.
Slavery? I'M AGAINST THIS.
Books? I SUPPORT BOOKS.
Food? Consider those foods in my bellies.
Personality? On a scale of 10 to 10, I'm a friggin 10 baby.
Sense of humor? OVERRATED, I don't have one.
Looks? You better look, 'cause I'm HOT.
The Serious (but still slightly amusing) Part:
I've done enough dating at this point to have a good idea of the type of woman that I'm compatible with. I believe you're awesome if you can...
- Perform random acts of patience. Ever been to the supermarket and didn't mind standing in the longest line?
- Openly talk/laugh about what ails you. Communication. I'm not afraid of it.
- Show up. I'll happily make time for you. If you can't do the same, that's ok. But I'm not your guy.
If you find yourself doing these things on a regular basis, then we're off to a good start because I like to do them, too. In fact, you should be expecting an email from me soon. And if you didn't get one, you should probably let me know.