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SweetDimpleGuy

31 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
The Funny Part:

WARNING: You are about to experience a large dose of my sense of humor. Take 2 tablespoons, twice daily. Possible side effects include smiling, laughter, rock hard abs and prolonged periods of happiness.

Hi. How are you? Fantastic! Ok, here's a little about me:

Leave seat down? Yes.
Take out trash? Yes.
Excessive body hair? I don't know, I shave after every meal.
Slavery? I'M AGAINST THIS.
Books? I SUPPORT BOOKS.
Food? Consider those foods in my bellies.
Personality? On a scale of 10 to 10, I'm a friggin 10 baby.
Sense of humor? OVERRATED, I don't have one.
Looks? You better look, 'cause I'm HOT.

The Serious (but still slightly amusing) Part:

I've done enough dating at this point to have a good idea of the type of woman that I'm compatible with. I believe you're awesome if you can...
- Perform random acts of patience. Ever been to the supermarket and didn't mind standing in the longest line?
- Openly talk/laugh about what ails you. Communication. I'm not afraid of it.
- Show up. I'll happily make time for you. If you can't do the same, that's ok. But I'm not your guy.

If you find yourself doing these things on a regular basis, then we're off to a good start because I like to do them, too. In fact, you should be expecting an email from me soon. And if you didn't get one, you should probably let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
Career? Check. Happy? Check. Adventure? Check. Would anyone care to join?
I’m really good at
Asking questions. Being curious. Being patient. Being loyal. Smiling during the tough stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
My left ear. Sexiest ear in town.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Author: David Foster Wallace
Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Music: Kings of Leon...and much much more
Food: See my profile
Shows: Musicals are cool. That's right, I said it. HBO series, AMC series (Breaking Bad and Walking Dead). Not much of a tv guy.
Sports: I enjoy watching football but it doesn't consume my weekends. When I play, I'm extremely competitive. Can't help it!
The six things I could never do without
1) An endless supply of 6 things
2) Toothbrush
3) Passport
4) My Ma, Pa, Sis and the rest
5) A good attitude (it really is priceless)
6) Sense of humour. Notice I used the Queens English spelling of the word 'humour'. Not because I'm English but because I'm classy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The okcupid Q&A section. Why would you want your next relationship to last several years? What is that? Marriage practice? It doesn't make sense to me, ladies. If you'd like to discuss the merits of wanting your next relationship to only last several years, please message me. It's the only okcupid answer that I can't understand!
On a typical Friday night I am
Chilling with my dog or being social.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an international singing sensation. In my car. Seating is limited.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
If you haven't figured it out by now, message me anyway. Life's too short.