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SweetMikeDotCom

34 M San Diego, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Yiddish (Poorly), Hawaiian (Poorly), Romanian (Poorly), Chechen (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I plead the fifth

Just kidding. Um, I'm not normal. That shit's lame.

I get along with pretty much everyone. Just so we're clear, I DO know how to use the terms your, and you're correctly. Why that seems to be in everyone's "message me if" section is beyond me. Is that really an issue? If so than "were" in for some trouble. :P

Music is my life and I like to think that I have good taste but ultimately I don't care what you think about it. Haha. It'd be nice if you also have good taste but I understand that most people like crap like Justin Bieber, Lil Wayne, and Korn. Just kidding, nobody likes Korn.

I do smoke pot occasionally. Don't worry though, I'm not a burn out. Haha. I can totally be active when smoking but I also like to watch documentaries on the Universe. It's also awesome to get high and listen to one of your favorite albums all the way through. Try it!

Oh, and I'm a nice guy. At least that's what my mom says.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Geez! Get off my back mom!

Alright alright. I'm a bicycle mechanic but that's just my secret identity. I also decided to start college a bit late so I'm pretty much going to be going to school part time for the rest of my life to earn some sort of degree.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Secretly solving math problems written on chalkboards in ivy league schools.

and Quantum Physics... no really
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Umm...

...how am I supposed to know this?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Not a big reader but maybe that'll change.

Movies are cool. Shows too I guess. Let's face it, it's not that important.

Music is my life. Mostly Soul, R&B, Hip Hop (Not lame club rap), Jazz, Funk and Indie.

I eat like a kid but I'm workin on fixin' this.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot dogs
A bicycle
Comfy clothes (clothes you wear around the house when there's no one around to impress)
3 tablespoons of butter or margarine
1 package of regular marshmallows (10oz, about 40)
6 cups of Kellogg's Rice Crispies cereal

*Hint: the last 3 are ingredients for a delicious treat

And for the hell of it, 6 things I could live without:

Inconsiderate people
Reality Television
People who don't use facts to generate an opinion
"Smart" phones
Bros
Traffic
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Odd things. Trust me... you don't wanna know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is today?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The only movie that will ALWAYS make me shed a tear is Cool Runnings. I can't help it at the end when they crash and have to carry their sled across the finish line.

Also, temporary protective plastic covers drive me crazy. On one hand, I can't stand it when people leave it on their electronic devices forever. On the other, I think I experience a mini orgasm when I have the opportunity to remove it. It's a love hate relationship.
You should message me if
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You're tired of dating all the 5'11" incredibly fit guys that San Diego seems to be full of. Those guys suck huh?

You have tons of money and need someone to help you spend it.

You just finished making way too many Rice Crispy Treats and don't know what the hell to do with them. Fuck! Please say this is the reason!

You know that dogs can talk and can get them to break the secret dog code of silence with me. I always try to get my friend's dog to talk to me and he's not cooperating. It's all I want in life.