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60 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

My Details

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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
The sexiest thing is when a woman can't stop laughing at my silly, stupid jokes.

For too many years, I fell into the trap of defining myself by the work I do. "I'm a writer", I'd say. "It's what I do. I've never had another job." While true, I think I'm much more well-rounded person now. Balance is what it's all about.

I work out of the house and sometimes work out of the house, in a coffee shop or down at Spanish Banks West with my dog.

Now, I'm not saying I'm a handyman or anything, but I won't back down from a challenge. I'll do some electrical, mechanical, plumbing if I have to, and painting. Aaaaaahhh, painting. A while ago I was challenged by a plastic cap on an aerosol can of spray paint. The closest tool in the garage was a hatchet. So, I swung the hatchet at the cap, hoping to knock it off. Instead, I dealt the can a glancing blow and put a Titanical gash in it. The paint inside, sensing it was free, escaped and clung to the nearest object, which was my face. I must have looked funny blindly staggering out of the garage, glasses blackened out, head looking like a bowling ball with blackened teeth. Yes, I was smiling at the time of the incident.

Smiling because, all calamities aside, I'm a happy guy. I play guitar badly and sing joyously and with no embarrassment or shame whatsoever. I've been known to bake a killer pie. Good thing I love keeping in shape, with strength training and my most recent obsession, Spinning, otherwise known as indoor cycling, which I do 6 times a week. I'd recommend it for anyone looking to enhance their cardio routine, have a ton of fun and get a killer workout! I've just obtained my Spinning Instructor's certification but I haven't started teaching yet.

I shave my head. I love laying out in the sun. I donate blood every two months. I love giving back and doing volunteer service work, because for me gratitude is an action.
I’m really good at
baking pies from scratch, helping others, being a friend to animals and people, showing enthusiasm for things and people I love.
The six things I could never do without
My dog.
Lack of fears.
Faith that no matter what, I will be ok.
Exercise and physical activity.
Baked goods.
Love. That's seven. So sue me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're playful. Fun. Creative. Easy-going. Quick-witted and happy. You should message me if you're a woman who lives one day at a time, if you're a woman who is grateful for her life and where she is in it. You should message me if you're interested in a man who is kind, giving, healthy and fit, fun, creative, expressive, sensual, open and honest. I plan to keep on living life to its fullest. Care to join me for a while?