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Sweet_D33614

44 M Largo, FL

My Details

Last Online
Mar 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Human adult caucasian male with a job and a car. Divorced 4 years now, it's time to smile again.
What I’m doing with my life
Building it up. Making it stronger, faster...wait, I'm ripping off the 6 Million Dollar Man... Just a normal guy getting back on his feet.
I’m really good at
Buying prepared dinners
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you haven't seen and/or don't appreciate Stallone's "Over The Top", don't message me...it is a modern masterpiece.
The six things I could never do without
The numbers 1-6 with which to compose a list such as this
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The difference betwixt "catsup" and "ketchup"
On a typical Friday night I am
The same height and weight as almost every other night. What a silly question
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was never in the military so I don't have any "private" things to admit
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–46
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
As you can see, this profile contains elements of sarcasm; it's not intended to be as passive-aggressive as it seems. I figured if honesty didn't work, I'd try a different approach. If you see and appreciate the humor, please contact me. You're a rare woman and I am seeking someone like that to be with. Someone who understands you have to laugh at life