My creative passions have led me in the direction of feature film production. I just finished writing a feature length Christmas comedy which has just gone to script.
I have big ideas and plans for the future.
My sense of humor is one of my most outstanding traits. To wit.
Im a newbie on this site but Ive been on another and I must say Ive learned quite alot. Like how to read the secret language in profiles.
Get ready, here are some examples Ive experienced..
" a few extra pounds" means.... we may have to remove that door to wheel her out. Now don't let this line give the wrong impression. I am very attracted and prefer a woman with crazy curves. Its just more to adore....
" not into games" means your head will be so messed with wearing a helmet wont even help, keep 911 on speed dial.
"separated" means.. oh thats my husband.
and my personal favorite.. "looking for a great guy" meaning.. Nice spray on tan,, it looks great on your six pack,, hey we use the same products.. by the way wheres your BMW.
Theres no crazy ex-wife, no kids, no drugs ever,, no smoking ever,, no baggage... except my 105 lb Golden Retriever Lanna..
but shes not baggage.. shes just adorable.
Now if you smiled, laughed, or see the humor in this then maybe we should talk.