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Sweetnfunny61

51 M Aurora, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
The best words to describe me would be, funny, witty, creative, smart, honest, sincere, happy, up beat, talented, handy, hard working, dedicated, attentive, and loyal. Although I enjoy my career Ive realized its not where I want to stay. I have so much more to offer. I work for Mercedes Benz but
My creative passions have led me in the direction of feature film production. I just finished writing a feature length Christmas comedy which has just gone to script.
I have big ideas and plans for the future.
My sense of humor is one of my most outstanding traits. To wit.

Im a newbie on this site but Ive been on another and I must say Ive learned quite alot. Like how to read the secret language in profiles.
Get ready, here are some examples Ive experienced..

" a few extra pounds" means.... we may have to remove that door to wheel her out. Now don't let this line give the wrong impression. I am very attracted and prefer a woman with crazy curves. Its just more to adore....

" not into games" means your head will be so messed with wearing a helmet wont even help, keep 911 on speed dial.

"separated" means.. oh thats my husband.

and my personal favorite.. "looking for a great guy" meaning.. Nice spray on tan,, it looks great on your six pack,, hey we use the same products.. by the way wheres your BMW.

Theres no crazy ex-wife, no kids, no drugs ever,, no smoking ever,, no baggage... except my 105 lb Golden Retriever Lanna..
but shes not baggage.. shes just adorable.

Now if you smiled, laughed, or see the humor in this then maybe we should talk.

Chris
I’m really good at
Social interaction, Music, Humor. I am gifted with talent that allows me to see, or hear things in my mind and then create it. be it music, or things. I can fix or make or build just about anything.
Creativity is my true talent and I moving toward film making.
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically from what I have been told its a tie between my shoulders and my butt. But people are mostly drawn to me because of my sense of humor, and up beat personality. If there is a crowd of people laughing I am usually in the middle of it.
The six things I could never do without
GOD
Family
music
Italian food
My Golden Retriever
a loving partner
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 38–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating