If I bought you a plane ticket, would be meet me in some far off land? Why does everyone think I'm kidding?
New to the Portland area as of New Years, 2014. Emotionally stable, fiscally secure, drama/disease/drug free. Sarcastic ass.
I'm basically a Labrador puppy at heart: hardworking, loyal, and prone to chasing squirrels.
Damsel is distress? I am a boy with tools and a helpful urge. I am useful and practical, I can handle any situation ( except those videos of soldier homecomings where the family is surprised: I WILL break down)
I climb trees/bridges/ect spontaneously. Please climb trees/bridges/ect spontaneously with me!
I will not have a relationship with somebody who does drugs (yes, including pot).
I probably won't message you first; I've seen how harassed you girls get on here.