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Swirk

23 Boston, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Most of what I say are desperate attempts at humor, so that's fun. I love a good story, whether it be in a book, movie, TV show, vidya game, whatever. Good writing, acting, voice acting, music ques, etc. I love how it all blends together.

I read a lot, love Stephen King. When I'm not reading I'm probably drinking. Just to get it out of the way, I love drinking. I can honestly say its a hobby. Not the "sad alone at the bar" kind of drinking, but rather the "get smashed with your friends and be goofy" kind of drinking. I'm cool if alcohol isn't really your thing, but I've found some people have an issue with the fact that it is mine. But frankly I can't imagine a single situation which a beer or glass of wine doesn't make just that much better.

Not a fan of conflict. As everyday normal guy would say, you can fuck with me cause I won't fuck with you. Live and let live, all that jazz.

I like to go for walks. One thing I always wonder about having lived my whole life in a city is how nice it must be to go for walks in more rural locations. Don't get me wrong the city's got it charms but eventually even the raw sewage and sea breeze cocktail in the air around South Boston gets old.

Everyone knows me by my last name, to the point now where I won't even notice people calling me by my first name very often.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Studying Criminal Justice right now at Northeastern, about to graduate in May. Unsure of what exactly I want to do with it though. I'm not too worried about it though. I have a part time job at the gym on campus and I love that, hoping to become a supervisor when I graduate.

Other than that just having fun and drinking. Living with two of my closest friends and we go hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. I'm not a hugely talkative person and I like hearing what other people have to say.

Much more importantly however, getting people drunk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile a lot, and don't generally take things too seriously. Get a few drinks in me and I'll start dancing like a fool, so if you're around for that you'd probably notice that pretty quick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Too many good books to list off. Mostly like fiction, but there are some choice non-fiction books I have enjoyed.
Stephen King is the greatest writer of all time. I mean, if you exclude endings.

Movies:
Love the Lord of the Rings movies (honestly I think they are much better than the books, those things are just... slow, to say the least).
Also I really like Shia Labeouf movies, make of that what you will.
I think Tangled is one of the greatest movies ever made.
Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie ever made.

Shows:
Honestly there is just too much to list off. I love TV Shows. The Wire will always be the best however.

Music:
During the day, rock and metal.
For the nightlife, EDM, no question.
Some modern hip hop for my party playlists
And for the ladies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocGiulPm3IU

Food:
Good food is good food. I can cook, sorta. So, keep that in mind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things I would hate to lose?

Friends
Beer
A good sense of humor
My teeth. I'm always having those stereotypical nightmares of them falling out. Not a fan of that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The complete and utter failures of the criminal justice system, from the police on the streets to the courts to the holes we toss people into. Its really the only thing I have any passion about, and its so completely fucked.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking, dancing, throwing down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxWzsrj8bZE
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a terrible driver. Really the worst.

I got a manicure once. And I liked it. Well mostly. That part where they ravage your cuticles? I could have done without that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have similarly horrifying toothless dreams. Seriously there should be a support group for it.

You want a drinking buddy.

You want a cuddle buddy.

You want a buddy for anything else.