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Swirk

22 Boston, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Most of what I say are desperate attempts at humor, so that's fun. I love a good story, whether it be in a book, movie, TV show, vidya game, whatever. Good writing, acting, voice acting, music ques, etc. I love how it all blends together.

I read a lot, love Stephen King. I'm just as happy going out to a bar on a Friday night as I am sitting around a TV playing some Halo with my buds. Can't afford to go out every night after all.

Not a fan of conflict. As everyday normal guy would say, you can fuck with me cause I won't fuck with you. Live and let live, all that jazz.

I like to go for walks. One thing I always wonder about having lived my whole life in a city is how nice it must be to go for walks in more rural locations. Don't get me wrong the city's got it charms but eventually even the raw sewage and sea breeze cocktail in the air around South Boston gets old.

Oh, and my name's Mike, though most people call me by some variation of my last name.
What I’m doing with my life
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That is a very good question. Studying Criminal Justice at Northeastern, no idea why. Seemed like a good idea at the time. This will undoubtedly lead me to a career in law enforcement, though I am unsure if I actually have any desire to be such.

As many who are unsure what to do with their life I may just join the military. Get myself in shape, have a purpose and all that. Seems appealing.

Or lately I've been considering getting my masters in Nursing. Don't ask me why. Or do, problem is I don't have much of an answer for you.
I’m really good at
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Listening. I'm not a hugely talkative person and I like hearing what other people have to say.

And depending on who you ask I'm pretty good at making people laugh, but don't quote me on that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People seem to see me as a very "smiley" and happy person, and I like to consider myself as pretty frivolous. Get a few drinks in me and I'll start dancing like a fool, so if you're around for that you'd probably notice that pretty quick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love Stephen King and Michael Crichton. Other than that A Song of Fire and Ice is obviously great. My favorite book is probably Swan Song, I highly recommend it if you are into post-apocalyptic fiction and the like. On the Beach is also an incredible read, though it is ridiculously depressing so unless your into that I'd avoid it. Just got a Kindle so looking forward to reading more. Doesn't quite compare to having the actual book, but the convenience of being able to lay in bed in the dark reading is brilliant.

Movies: Love the Lord of the Rings movies (honestly I think they are much better than the books, those things are just... slow, to say the least). Also I really like Shia Labeouf movies, make of that what you will. I love animated movies, classics like Lion King and Mulan, and also newer ones like Wreck it Ralph. I think Tangled is one of the greatest movies ever made. If you don't like Tangled then... then I just don't know. If you ever want to spend a night and just marathon the Die Hard movies I would be so down.

Shows: Anything with strong characters and plot. Comedies. LOST, Battlestar Galactica, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, The Office, Blue Mountain State, Fringe, Sons of Anarchy, The Shield, 30 Rock, South Park, Burn Notice, Flashpoint, Chuck, HIMYM, anything that includes Chef Ramsay yelling at people, the list goes on and on. I eat this shit up. Game Show Network all day erryday.

Music: I like hip hop and rap a lot, as well as alternative rock. Also pop. My friends have commented on the shear randomness of my music library I honestly have a bit of everything. There are also a lot of game/movie/tvshow soundtracks which I enjoy a lot, like Assassin's Creed 2 or Modern Warfare 2 (whose soundtrack was much better than the actual game). The Django Unchained soundtrack is incredible. Seriously, go listen to it. You won't regret it.

Food: Love me some food (obviously). Steak is great. Love Sushi and Thai food. Anything spicy. Working on my cooking skills, I'm getting there.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things I would hate to lose?

The Internet
My dog
Netflix
Thepiratebay
Beer
My teeth. I'm always having those stereotypical nightmares of them falling out. Not a fan of that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How strange online dating is. Everyone seems to be looking for a carbon copy of themselves. Which I don't understand. I'd rather be with someone who likes, does and believes things completely different than myself. You can literally double each other's worlds if you find someone completely different, and yet everyone seems to want the same as they already have.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well now I work every Friday night, so nothing too exciting. Just have to make up for it on weeknights is all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I go to Anime Boston every year even though I have seen little to no Anime. I just like the costumes and art.

I'm a terrible driver.

I got a manicure once. And I liked it. Well mostly. That part where they ravage your cuticles? I could have done without that.
You should message me if
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You just want to talk. I'm not really sure what I'm looking for here so there's really no pressure to meet or anything like that. Not that I wouldn't.

You want a response. Because I'll respond.

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