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My self-summary
I like to think of myself as a fairly laidback, easy going guy. Most of what I say are desperate attempts at humor, so that's fun. I love a good story, whether it be in a book, movie, TV show, vidya game, whatever. Good writing, acting, voice acting, music ques, etc. I love how it all blends together.

I read a lot, love Stephen King. When I'm not reading I'm probably drinking. Just to get it out of the way, I love drinking and having fun with some friends. I understand that lifestyle isn't for everyone but personally I can't imagine a single situation which a beer or glass of wine doesn't make just that much better.

I walk around the city a lot when I'm bored. One thing I always wonder about having lived my whole life in a city is how nice it must be to go for walks in more rural locations. Don't get me wrong the city's got it charms but eventually even the raw sewage and sea breeze cocktail in the air around South Boston gets old.

Everyone knows me by my last name, to the point now where I won't even notice people calling me by my first name very often.
What I’m doing with my life
Just graduated from Northeastern with a BS in Criminal Justice. Hoping to take that and get a career in crime analysis, but its a tough field to get into so we'll see how that goes. You might be surprised to know that most departments don't even analyze their incidents for patterns and repeat offenders; the entire profession is still pretty archaic. I'm part of an group trying to change that. the Massachusetts Association of Crime Analysts, so hopefully I can contribute. I mean, what could possibly be more exciting than identifying a pattern in a series of nighttime burglaries, right!?

Barring that I'm also considering police work or joining the military. Things are a bit up in the air right now, but that's A-OK.

Other than that just having fun and drinking. Living with two of my closest friends and we go hard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smile a lot, and don't generally take things too seriously. Get a few drinks in me and I'll start dancing like a fool, so if you're around for that you'd probably notice that pretty quick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many good books to list off. Mostly like fiction, but there are some choice non-fiction books I have enjoyed.
Stephen King is the greatest writer of all time. I mean, if you exclude endings.

Love the Lord of the Rings movies (honestly I think they are much better than the books, those things are just... slow, to say the least).
Also I really like Shia Labeouf movies, make of that what you will.
I think Tangled is one of the greatest movies ever made.
Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie ever made.

Honestly there is just too much to list off. I love TV Shows. The Wire will always be the best however. Colbert's death hit me hard, I still haven't recovered.

During the day, rock and metal.
For the nightlife, EDM, no question.
Some modern hip hop for my party playlists
And for the ladies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocGiulPm3IU

Good food is good food. I can cook, sorta. So, keep that in mind.
The six things I could never do without
Things I would hate to lose?

A good sense of humor
My teeth. I'm always having those stereotypical nightmares of them falling out. Not a fan of that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The complete and utter failures of the criminal justice system, from the police on the streets to the courts to the holes we toss people into. Its really the only thing I have any passion about, and its so completely fucked.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking, dancing, throwing down.


Well, that or sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a terrible driver. Really the worst.

I got a manicure once. And I liked it. Well mostly. That part where they ravage your cuticles? I could have done without that.
You should message me if
You have similarly horrifying toothless dreams. Seriously there should be a support group for it.

You want a drinking buddy.

You want a cuddle buddy.

You want a buddy for anything else.