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Swirling_Sky

30 Columbus, OH Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
:P
Artist, nerd, stoner, gamer
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
To know a mans past, look at his present condition.
To know a mans future, look at this present action.
~Chinese proverb (i think)
Sleeping 1/3 of it away. That's a good piece of the pie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
~Einstein
Snuggling.
Not taking things too damn seriously.
≡Giving pleasure, and I enjoy it greatly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Harry potter, A song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the rings, Watchmen, anything by Jhonen Vasquez, calvin and hobbes, the Hobbit, dnd books, Dragon lance, Enders game, Captain underpants, dealing with dragons.

Movies: Hot rod, Idiocracy, Wall-e, What dreams may come, Everything is illuminated, Frank and robot, The Labyrinth ft David Bowie's cod piece, Mind Game, The Game, Fight Club, Juno, Miyazaki movies, all of them.

Music: I super hate when people are musical elitists that judge people based on musical preference. Music is food for the ear, and I enjoy eating variety .

TV: Archer, Bojack Horseman, Gravity falls, Game of thrones, South park, The Wire, It's always sunny in philadelphia, nature / science documentaries, Avatar the last air bender, Kim Possible (got a problem with this?), Venture Brothers, Adventure time (it really went down hill but i like it still, mostly for the world), Arrested Development!! Twin fucking peaks.

Chocolate milk is amazing! It doesn't matter what age you are.
~Neo
Food: Ranch, hot sause, and black pepper are king shit. Everything else is good too (I enjoy low quality and fancy pantsy) except... mustard, avacado, low tier mushrooms and beans. Sea food sause. I've been learning to make more food, my garlic bread is top tier.

Games: Not proud to say that I'm a leauge of legends player now. It's a social gaming tho... one of my best friends moved to Cali to work for riot, this is how we keep in touch. Cave story, Guilty gear, Virtua fighter, Street fighter 2, Soul calibur 2, Final fantasy tactics, 2d Marios, Zeldas (oot is overrated), Demons souls series even though they could be so much better, hard but fun nes games, Super meat boy, Spelunky, Geometry wars. Adventure time battle party (if ANYONE plays this i'd love to group up). My record in mario 64 is 20 minutes 11 seconds.

Fuck it, animals too: Jellyfish, otters, hedgehogs (other than sonic, fuck sonic), basically any deep ocean dweller, bears (my spirit animal).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am tired of not doing things that would make me happy on a what if
~A wise friend
Internets, Pj pants, Goals, Friends, Sleep, Fans (not like in rockband, but the kind that spin to generate a cooling breeze)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
δHow when you look up at the stars you're actually seeing light created such a long time ago from so many miles away that the star could have exploded a million years ago and you'd never live to see it. Somehow thinking about that makes me feel good about how small I am compared to the universe. And even though we are so tiny every snow flake, and every human is different.
φWhat I want in life and sometimes how to get it.
☻How do people buy into dumb societal rules.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends, and or playing video games, and or watching movies / tv / youtubes / live streams, and or smoking green and drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once came from scratching some poison ivy.
I'd like to be objectified.
One scene of wall-e tends to make me cry.

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