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30 M Columbus, OH

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  • Ages 24–36
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Today – 12:29pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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To know a mans past, look at his present condition.
To know a mans future, look at this present action.
~Chinese proverb (i think)
Sleeping 1/3 of it away. That's a good piece of the pie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
Not taking things too damn seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry potter, A song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the rings, Watchmen, anything by Jhonen Vasquez, calvin and hobbes, the Hobbit, dnd books, Dragon lance, Enders game, Captain underpants, dealing with dragons.

Movies: Hot rod, Idiocracy, Wall-e, What dreams may come, Everything is illuminated, Frank and robot, The Labyrinth ft David Bowie's cod piece, Mind Game, The Game, Fight Club, Juno, Miyazaki movies, all of them.

Music: I'll try and get specifics into here. Here's a dope piano song I donno what to call this but damn, if only i could dance

TV: Game of thrones, South park, The Wire, It's always sunny in philadelphia, nature shit, Avatar the last air bender, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Kim Possible (got a problem with this?), Venture Brothers, ADVENTURE TIME! Arrested Development!!

Chocolate milk is amazing! It doesn't matter what age you are.
Food: Ranch, hot sause, and black pepper are king shit. Everything else is good too (I enjoy low quality and fancy pantsy) except... mustard, avacado, low tier mushrooms and beans.

Games: Not proud to say that I'm a leauge player now. It's a social gaming tho... one of my best friends moved to Cali to work for riot. Cave story, Guilty gear, Virtua fighter, Street fighter 2, Soul calibur 2, Final fantasy tactics, 2d Marios, Zeldas not on held held systems, Demons souls, hard but fun nes games, Super meat boy, Spelunky, Geometry wars. My record in mario 64 is 20 minutes 11 seconds.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am tired of not doing things that would make me happy on a what if
~A wise friend
Internets, Pj pants, Goals, Friends, Sleep, Fans (not like in rockband, but the kind that spin to generate a cooling breeze)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much bullshit people write in this box.
How when you look at the stars your sight is time traveling really really really far into the past.
How much bullshit is everywhere...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends, and or playing video games, and or watching movies / tv / youtubes / live streams, and or smoking green and drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I didn't write this. And I don't know why i decided to put it here.

And so, kids, the moral of life is that you probably will never find anyone that you truly love, and if you do, circumstances will keep you apart, and they probably won't love you back anyway, so the best thing you can hope for as your life passes by unnoticed is to find someone who is willing to settle for you so that you can go hand-in-hand into the abyss of an unhappy marriage and at least not be entirely alone in your misery.

I think I'm ashamed of the kind of nerd i am, and smoking weed. I know neither of these are bad, but I guess they make me feel bad sometimes? I donno, this question is hard to answer.

One scene of wall-e tends to make me cry.
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