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Swirly83
26 / M / straight / Single
Baltimore, Maryland
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 8" (1.72m).
- Body Type
- Thin
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Medicine / Health
- Income
- $40,000–$50,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Caustic, Comical, and sharp.
My Self-Summary
I haven't updated this profile for a few years now. So long, in
fact, that I didn't notice they changed one of the categories on me
and my answer made no sense at all. Maybe Ill update the page
sometime soon, as it seems people are actually starting to use this
site in my area.
*Updated pics 4/5/09
**Not this section though as it obviously still says I haven't updated it...
*Updated pics 4/5/09
**Not this section though as it obviously still says I haven't updated it...
What I’m doing with my life
I recently finished my undergraduate degree in Biology from UMBC
and I start a program at UMB in the spring. I'm hoping that if I
can get more education and research on my resume that I can get
into grad school. Hopefully I'll be finished with school one day.
It'd be nice to know what real life is like.
I’m really good at
...brewing beer. I might actually get my masters degree in brewing
science one day, but that could just be a pipe dream. Its one of my
favorite things to do and it makes people happy, which is alright
too.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Don't know why, but people think I wear color contacts. Of
course, this is what everybody says. Everybody is optimistic about
what people first notice about them. You never see a girl say her
'fat ass' or a guy say 'his train wreck of a face'. It just doesn't
happen. Maybe what people really notice about me is my birthmark.
Its a circle on my right hand that looks like I drew it on with a
brown sharpie. Its how I used to tell my left from my right when I
was a kid.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(a)I pretty much read anything I can get my hands on. I like to
read a lot of philosophy and fiction. I think that I prefer science
fiction because of all the possibilities it has compared to the
other genres.(b) I like a lot of, what I call, cult action films,
80's teen movies, dark comedies, comic book movies (even though
most of them are bad), old kung fu, and cult classics. Just a few
examples are Reservoir Dogs, Sin City, Kids, Highway, Supper
Troopers, Taxi Driver, Labyrinth, Life Aquatic, True Romance,
Halloween and (my favorite movie of all time) Lock, Stock & Two
Smoking Barrels (c)I have a varied taste in music (but not really,
because everyone says that). I listen to a lot of punk, ska and
indie music. Lately I've been listening to what is called
post-modern rock. I'm not gonna list any because I change what I'm
listening to as much as I change my clothes...once a week.
The six things I could never do without
I'm gonna have to be completely materialistic here and say my
computer, movies, music, books (including comics (shut up)), beer
(I'm not an alcoholic, honestly), and my sister.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
They changed this question on me...no fair. I looked like an idiot
with what i had before! I don't even remember what this question
used to be...
On a typical Friday night I am
I work the evening shift at a hospital in Towson and I work just
about every Friday. I work in the lab in the microbiology
department. So on a typical Friday I'm elbow deep in bacteria. Not
literally, that would be pretty much impossible...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I don't like to lose. Not in competitive sports, but games and
arguments. I can be a sore loser but I've gotten much better
recently.
You should message me if
I'm not going to lie to you. You probably shouldn't message me.
You'll only get hurt. Not emotionally, though. People tend to get
headaches when they talk to me. They tend to use that part of their
brain that hasn't done much since... well, ever if they're from MD.
