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31 F Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:20pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Very often
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I am a snarky bitch. I'm kind of a cunt, and I generally hate everyone. I will probably not like you. At all.

I'm really socially awkward. I'm quirky and weird. I've been called adorkable.

I curse like a sailor, but I almost always say please and thank you and genuinely mean it.

I play roller derby for PJRD. I'm obsessed and in love with it. I practice 3-5 times a week. I'm also looking into picking up a martial art. Maybe kickboxing or MMA or something.

I'm an artist. Currently working on a graphic novel. And contemplating more art classes.

I'm a huge geek, total dork. I really love the white wolf world of darkness and D&D. I enjoy video games in small to large doses depending. I read a dozen or more webcomics at any given time. I've got a mild obsession with Cthulhu and Boba Fette.

I read voraciously and insatiably. I want to read everything, but I am most fond of fantasy, but anything well written with a gripping story will do!

If I had to pick a theme song it would be Suzanne by Leonard Cohen and Fireflies by owl city.

And if you follow the Meyer's Briggs Personality types I'm an ISFP. That's kind of a scary accurate description.
What I’m doing with my life
Roller derby, bartending, working on a graphic novel/webcomic, spreading the word about minotaur free vaginas.

Also, shenanigans and not giving a fuck. You need to not give a fuck to get into shenanigans. Lots and lots of shenanigans.
I’m really good at
Mixing drinks, Art, Reading, Non-sequiturs, Roller Skating, Being Nice, shenanigans.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my age is questionable and I could not possibly be 30 and I must certainly be somewhere between the ages of 16 and 28.

My eyes. They're gorgeous and intense.

That I'm adorably bad ass.

How utterly adorkable I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Alice in Wonderland * HGTTG * At the Back of the North Wind* Harry Potter * Dresden Files * Sword of Truth * I, Lucifer * LOTR * Lolita * Night Angel Trilogy * The Sookie Stackhouse Novels * Captain Blood * Dragonlance * Hope * Death of an Ordinary Man * Animal Farm * Satan Burger * Discworld Series * The Princess Bride * I Capture the Castle * Catcher in the Rye * Wuthering Heights * Starship Titanic * The Story of Edgar Sawtelle * The Heaven Tree Trilogy * Run With the Horsemen * Cunt * And more than I can even remember.

Authors: Terry Pratchett * Glenn Duncan * Douglas Adams * Terry Goodkind * Jim Butcher * Charlaine Harris * HP Lovecraft

Graphic Novels, Manga, and Comics: Nausicaa * Watchmen * Girls with Slingshots * Ctrl Alt Del * Questionable Content * Deady the Malevolent Teddy * XKCD * Order of the Stick * A Softer World * Gunnerkrigg Court *

Music: ThouShaltNot (if you have never heard them you must! Go. Listen. I'll wait.) * Leonard Cohen * The Decemberists * Voltaire * Flogging Molly * Prem Joshua * Krishna Das * The Crannberries * Colin Malloy * Me First and the Gimme Gimme's * Bob Dylan * Billy Joel * Lady Gaga * Pink * MC Chris * MC Lars * MC Frontalot * Eminem * Jack Off Jill * Rasputina * Cruxshadows * KMFDM * PIG * Bad Religion * VNV Nation *

Movies: Wall -E * Everything Miyazaki (I am working on building a complete collection.) * Amelie * Most things Pixar * Pan's Labyrinth * Helvetica * Iron Giant * The Millenium Trilogy * Star Wars * Star Trek * Transformers * Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind * I heart huckabees * King Corn * Devil Wears Prada * Monty Python * The Princess Bride * The Road * Zombieland * Watchmen *

TV Shows and Anime: Battlestar Galactica * True Blood * Eureka 7 * Glee * House * Fringe * Invader Zim * Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy * Daria * Lie to Me * Ghost in the Shell SAC * X * Phineas and Ferb * Johnny Test * Deathnote (anime and live action) * Game of Thrones *

Food: I'm a fan.

Video Games: Final Fantasy XIII * Fallout 3 * Sims 3 * Torchlight * Warcraft III * Final Fantasy VII * Neverwinter Nights 2 * Team Fortress 2 *
The six things I could never do without
The internet. My dog. Books. My phone. Art. Music. Roller Derby.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Roller Derby.

How i'd like to be a vigilante, like the watchmen.

That someone should start a band and I should sing.

If the cake is a lie.

My graphic novel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, drinking, or playing video games. You got a better idea?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an IQ of approx 125, but I still say stuff like "That thingy with the stuff and the thing..." as I wave vaguely in the direction of the item I'm talking about. Most recently it was over the knee knit stockings.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think awkward is cute and weird is sexy.

Your ideal date is sushi, arcade games, and drinks.

You know how much a polar bear weighs.

You like to get into shenanigans.

I judge you, just a little, when you have "casual sex" checked off on your profile, but that doesn't mean I'm not interested. I'm just not interested in random hookups. Let's go on a few dates first and see how we click.

I am NOT interested in couples.

Prejudice need not apply.