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Swirvelilicious

31 F Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:20pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am a snarky bitch. I'm kind of a cunt, and I generally hate everyone. I will probably not like you. At all.

I'm really socially awkward. I'm quirky and weird. I've been called adorkable.

I curse like a sailor, but I almost always say please and thank you and genuinely mean it.

I play roller derby for PJRD. I'm obsessed and in love with it. I practice 3-5 times a week. I'm also looking into picking up a martial art. Maybe kickboxing or MMA or something.

I'm an artist. Currently working on a graphic novel. And contemplating more art classes.

I'm a huge geek, total dork. I really love the white wolf world of darkness and D&D. I enjoy video games in small to large doses depending. I read a dozen or more webcomics at any given time. I've got a mild obsession with Cthulhu and Boba Fette.

I read voraciously and insatiably. I want to read everything, but I am most fond of fantasy, but anything well written with a gripping story will do!

If I had to pick a theme song it would be Suzanne by Leonard Cohen and Fireflies by owl city.

And if you follow the Meyer's Briggs Personality types I'm an ISFP. That's kind of a scary accurate description.
What I’m doing with my life
Roller derby, bartending, working on a graphic novel/webcomic, spreading the word about minotaur free vaginas.

Also, shenanigans and not giving a fuck. You need to not give a fuck to get into shenanigans. Lots and lots of shenanigans.
I’m really good at
Mixing drinks, Art, Reading, Non-sequiturs, Roller Skating, Being Nice, shenanigans.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my age is questionable and I could not possibly be 30 and I must certainly be somewhere between the ages of 16 and 28.

My eyes. They're gorgeous and intense.

That I'm adorably bad ass.

How utterly adorkable I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Alice in Wonderland * HGTTG * At the Back of the North Wind* Harry Potter * Dresden Files * Sword of Truth * I, Lucifer * LOTR * Lolita * Night Angel Trilogy * The Sookie Stackhouse Novels * Captain Blood * Dragonlance * Hope * Death of an Ordinary Man * Animal Farm * Satan Burger * Discworld Series * The Princess Bride * I Capture the Castle * Catcher in the Rye * Wuthering Heights * Starship Titanic * The Story of Edgar Sawtelle * The Heaven Tree Trilogy * Run With the Horsemen * Cunt * And more than I can even remember.

Authors: Terry Pratchett * Glenn Duncan * Douglas Adams * Terry Goodkind * Jim Butcher * Charlaine Harris * HP Lovecraft

Graphic Novels, Manga, and Comics: Nausicaa * Watchmen * Girls with Slingshots * Ctrl Alt Del * Questionable Content * Deady the Malevolent Teddy * XKCD * Order of the Stick * A Softer World * Gunnerkrigg Court *

Music: ThouShaltNot (if you have never heard them you must! www.thoushalt.net Go. Listen. I'll wait.) * Leonard Cohen * The Decemberists * Voltaire * Flogging Molly * Prem Joshua * Krishna Das * The Crannberries * Colin Malloy * Me First and the Gimme Gimme's * Bob Dylan * Billy Joel * Lady Gaga * Pink * MC Chris * MC Lars * MC Frontalot * Eminem * Jack Off Jill * Rasputina * Cruxshadows * KMFDM * PIG * Bad Religion * VNV Nation *

Movies: Wall -E * Everything Miyazaki (I am working on building a complete collection.) * Amelie * Most things Pixar * Pan's Labyrinth * Helvetica * Iron Giant * The Millenium Trilogy * Star Wars * Star Trek * Transformers * Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind * I heart huckabees * King Corn * Devil Wears Prada * Monty Python * The Princess Bride * The Road * Zombieland * Watchmen *

TV Shows and Anime: Battlestar Galactica * True Blood * Eureka 7 * Glee * House * Fringe * Invader Zim * Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy * Daria * Lie to Me * Ghost in the Shell SAC * X * Phineas and Ferb * Johnny Test * Deathnote (anime and live action) * Game of Thrones *

Food: I'm a fan.

Video Games: Final Fantasy XIII * Fallout 3 * Sims 3 * Torchlight * Warcraft III * Final Fantasy VII * Neverwinter Nights 2 * Team Fortress 2 *
The six things I could never do without
The internet. My dog. Books. My phone. Art. Music. Roller Derby.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Roller Derby.

How i'd like to be a vigilante, like the watchmen.

That someone should start a band and I should sing.

If the cake is a lie.

My graphic novel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, drinking, or playing video games. You got a better idea?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an IQ of approx 125, but I still say stuff like "That thingy with the stuff and the thing..." as I wave vaguely in the direction of the item I'm talking about. Most recently it was over the knee knit stockings.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think awkward is cute and weird is sexy.

Your ideal date is sushi, arcade games, and drinks.

You know how much a polar bear weighs.

You like to get into shenanigans.

I judge you, just a little, when you have "casual sex" checked off on your profile, but that doesn't mean I'm not interested. I'm just not interested in random hookups. Let's go on a few dates first and see how we click.

I am NOT interested in couples.

Prejudice need not apply.